It has recently come to my attention that many men are feeling rejected by SH women.
Thankfully it would seem this is the result of the age old issue of 'miscommunication'
I have taken it upon myself to provide a clarification of female responses to your whispers and mails (and translated into male speak):
"Go fuck yourself"
She wants to watch you masturbate
"Over my dead body"
Kinkier than usual
"Such a twat"
A woman who is confident with her body and not afraid to advertise it
"You make me want to gag"
Has a desire to perform fellatio on you
"Fuck Off"
Has a 'race' mentality - keen on hurried sex
"Don't come back"
She's not a fan of you ejaculating during anal sex
"Be glad to see the back of you"
Likes to wear a strapon
"What a load of bollox"
Likes to enjoy more than one man
"Please leave me alone"
Needs time to prepare herself (a woman's thing). Although this may also mean she needs to masturbate. Best option is to seek clarification
"I can't stand hairy backs"
This is good news, she waxes
"I wouldn't do you if you were the last man on earth"
Great news, you're not the last man on earth, so she's up for it
"Take the hint"
Thanks to my guide, you will now be able to!
"It's over!"
Your penis exceeds the size she expected
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Rejection? I don''''t THINK so!
Orgasminator
you never fail to make me giggle 
Sex God
Damn me kid you've been lurking in my local room listening to a couple of the fems in there ain't ya?
Orgasminator
How about...
"Piss off!"
Wow, she wants us to do some watersports!
"Piss off!"
Wow, she wants us to do some watersports!
Orgasminator
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"Fuck Off"
Has a 'race' mentality - keen on hurried sex
Introducing herself as Off and is miffed that you don't want to screw her.
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"Don't come back"
She's not a fan of you ejaculating during anal sex
She loves doggy but with the withdrawal method.
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"What a load of bollox"(sic)
Likes to enjoy more than one man
She loves creampies.
Or, she's flattered about volume of your load.
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"Take the hint"
Thanks to my guide, you will now be able to!
Annoyed that you don't what to do with a woman. This is said after taking her knickers off and spreading her legs for you.
Here's some more:"I've got a boyfriend"
She's looking for a threesome, and is glad she's met you to help fulfill her fantasy.
Or, she wants DP!
"I'm married"
She's got a cuckold hubby and wants your cock, whilst he wanks at action.
"We're lesbians"
They've had all their toys stolen recently and wants the real thing.
Sex God
so funny and judging by the chatrooms, lots of the single guys have read your guide 