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........ just a thought ........ whats the chances of getting RSI of the tongue or anything else after a few meets? ........ not sure if work would be too impressed with the sick note! ...... reason for absence ........ swollen tongue from constant pussy licking........ doctor recommends pussy being filled with ice and tongue slowly inserted and left until swelling reduces. If the cock swells, then I'm not going to the doctors haha. lol wink
The doc might consider the ailment to be a bit tongue in cheek and tell you to take it with a pinch of salt.. :P
If you vary your technique then it shouldn't become repetetive. Next patient! lol :lol:
regular exercise will stop rsi, as eager said, change styles, practice makes perfect,
as for the doctors note, i wouldn't care what it said at the moment for some time off.
I know it's only a jokey type post.... (almost said tongue in cheek, but didn't)
but i have had a "strained" tongue from prolonged oral.... makes talking a tiny bit awkward but it's more uncomfortable than painful. Don't think it has anything to do with wrong technique but just too much use....in a way it isn't normally used.
Certainly wouldn't take time off work with it....
Has to be a bloke who wants time off work for the slightest little aliment :shock:
Did you not have fun getting RSI giving prolonged oral?????????
Typical bloke whinge whinge whinge as you are slightly ill…… confused
Is this something like a man cold or flu as well, where you are all hot, with a sore throat and have to eat ice cream to get better??????? lol :lol: :lol:
There's nothing wrong with ice cream for breakfast for relieving a sore throat and taking a little time off work to recover. Don't forget, you wouldn't want to spread the problem around your workplace and have everyone stricken with it, would you?
Anyway, a guy with a temperature could be likened to cuddling a large hot water bottle - so I've heard!! :grin:
Mal
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Quote by postie
I know it's only a jokey type post.... (almost said tongue in cheek, but didn't)
but i have had a "strained" tongue from prolonged oral.... makes talking a tiny bit awkward but it's more uncomfortable than painful. Don't think it has anything to do with wrong technique but just too much use....in a way it isn't normally used.
Certainly wouldn't take time off work with it....

A bloke who gives prolonged oral and can hardly talk
I think I've died and gone to the Swinging Heaven in the sky :giggle:
Postie sounds a real gent ......
see how we suffer to keep you girls amused :P wink :P
Quote by Sarah
Has to be a bloke who wants time off work for the slightest little aliment :shock:
Did you not have fun getting RSI giving prolonged oral?????????
Typical bloke whinge whinge whinge as you are slightly ill…… confused
Is this something like a man cold or flu as well, where you are all hot, with a sore throat and have to eat ice cream to get better??????? lol :lol: :lol:

Oi!! poke :kick:
What happened to your bedside manner nurse Sarah? smackbottom :smackbottom:
PS I'm almost never ill, worse luck dunno
innocent :whistling:
Quote by shaggs147
Postie sounds a real gent ......
see how we suffer to keep you girls amused :P wink :P

Shaggs, you have a lot to learn :doh:
Oh yeh I recon I do ....... maybe I should keep my head down for a bit! redface
Quote by shaggs147
Oh yeh I recon I do ....... maybe I should keep my head down for a bit! redface

now you're just asking for RSI aren't you :huh:
.....asking, begging, or hoping haha biggrin
Quote by EagerSlut
Has to be a bloke who wants time off work for the slightest little aliment :shock:
Did you not have fun getting RSI giving prolonged oral?????????
Typical bloke whinge whinge whinge as you are slightly ill…… confused
Is this something like a man cold or flu as well, where you are all hot, with a sore throat and have to eat ice cream to get better??????? lol :lol: :lol:

Oi!! poke :kick:
What happened to your bedside manner nurse Sarah? smackbottom :smackbottom:
PS I'm almost never ill, worse luck dunno
innocent :whistling:

It has left the building............
Men really................
off to look for prolong oral, it must be around here somewhere :P
to stop your tongue aching use your nose for a while. biggrin
but don't sneeze :shock:
Quote by postie
I know it's only a jokey type post.... (almost said tongue in cheek, but didn't)
but i have had a "strained" tongue from prolonged oral.... makes talking a tiny bit awkward but it's more uncomfortable than painful. Don't think it has anything to do with wrong technique but just too much use....in a way it isn't normally used.
Certainly wouldn't take time off work with it....

Yes, but you are a silly sod, you were outside in a field and spent 2 hours munching grass!