where is it? recieved no reply or any thing...how come?
anyone else had this problem
Matty
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report on paradise(bournemouth)?
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
And Paradise is what??
Judging by this thread, Paradise is something unobtainable.
John
Sex God
Quote by scatty matty
where is it? recieved no reply or any thing...how come?
anyone else had this problem
Matty
WTF you on about Matty? If you're on about the Paradise Spa in Bourneouth, you told me in pm that you were going last Sat night and would post a review of the place on here, so where is it?
You post so much bullshit I'm sure you forget half of what you say and then get yourself in a pickle
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by scatty matty
i wrote a report on paradise health spa in Bournemouth and sent it to contact@swingingheaven.co.uk and it is not displayed on the 'clubs and parties' bit
So you decided that by posting a thoughtless, useless thread here it would somehow make your review appear in the Club Review section??
:? :? :?If you ordered a computer from Dell and it didn't arrive, would you stand in Tescos ranting and raving about it??
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: REPORT ON PARADISE HEALTH SPA (BOURNEMOUTH)
After the close media attention from the local paper, I was under no illusion that this place has to offer the same as the popular Rios. Naturist health spa by name, swinging venue by nature, the addition of a couples only night only adds to the obvious assumption.
Being a curious single male, I felt obliged to check this place out and it was all I can say well worth a skinny dip. When better than immediately after midnight on the stroke of the couples only night. Greeted kindly at the reception, I undressed my kit and covered my already hard mojo with a towel. Despite their being gorgeous barmaids it were the couples that caught my eye as I walked in and my intention could not be more vivid.
Within seconds, I was made to feel at home and I didn’t hesitate to get stuck into the deep conversations between three relaxed couples. Being the only single guy their, I had to make my self hot property and I did. Flirting, boasting and outrageous behaviour rewarded me a life line and got a few people in the mood .
I upset one couple(they left abruptly) which got me even closer to the sexy Laura and as soon as she sat on my lap I knew she was in my hands. It was her husband I had to impress most, so I got out the ice cubes and vowed the games begin. Passing them on to Laura allowed me to test the boundaries, the snogging and fondling was delightful and further more her husband Paul did not look the slightest bit bothered.
Acknowledging there is a rest room upstairs, my next job was to get the key and to do so an invite proves irresistible. I looked over to Paul and tactfully joked ‘how much further could I to the rest room we went and a blissful experience it was. A bit of shyness had dawned on a more sober Laura, but I could sense they were grateful before they departed. Still feeling greedy, I strolled into the sun lounge in search for another couple, it was empty so I lied on the cosy deck chairs reflecting on the eventful experience.
Already feeling fulfilled, I couldn’t go with out properly using the facilities so I plunged into the spa where I shared my forbidden fuck festing encounter with two eager single males who looked assured but disappointed they missed out. Paradise is a little place with great potential, it is very peaceful during the day but livens up at night with a spirited crowd of people.
After the close media attention from the local paper, I was under no illusion that this place has to offer the same as the popular Rios. Naturist health spa by name, swinging venue by nature, the addition of a couples only night only adds to the obvious assumption.
Being a curious single male, I felt obliged to check this place out and it was all I can say well worth a skinny dip. When better than immediately after midnight on the stroke of the couples only night. Greeted kindly at the reception, I undressed my kit and covered my already hard mojo with a towel. Despite their being gorgeous barmaids it were the couples that caught my eye as I walked in and my intention could not be more vivid.
Within seconds, I was made to feel at home and I didn’t hesitate to get stuck into the deep conversations between three relaxed couples. Being the only single guy their, I had to make my self hot property and I did. Flirting, boasting and outrageous behaviour rewarded me a life line and got a few people in the mood .
I upset one couple(they left abruptly) which got me even closer to the sexy Laura and as soon as she sat on my lap I knew she was in my hands. It was her husband I had to impress most, so I got out the ice cubes and vowed the games begin. Passing them on to Laura allowed me to test the boundaries, the snogging and fondling was delightful and further more her husband Paul did not look the slightest bit bothered.
Acknowledging there is a rest room upstairs, my next job was to get the key and to do so an invite proves irresistible. I looked over to Paul and tactfully joked ‘how much further could I to the rest room we went and a blissful experience it was. A bit of shyness had dawned on a more sober Laura, but I could sense they were grateful before they departed. Still feeling greedy, I strolled into the sun lounge in search for another couple, it was empty so I lied on the cosy deck chairs reflecting on the eventful experience.
Already feeling fulfilled, I couldn’t go with out properly using the facilities so I plunged into the spa where I shared my forbidden fuck festing encounter with two eager single males who looked assured but disappointed they missed out. Paradise is a little place with great potential, it is very peaceful during the day but livens up at night with a spirited crowd of people.
Sex God
I didn't realise it was story time already
I was rather hoping for a review of the facilities in the club, not a report about how some couple or other were *grateful* for your attentions :sleeping:
Besides, seems little point in going there for me at least, if there's only one single guy in attendance :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne
I was rather hoping for a review of the facilities in the club, not a report about how some couple or other were *grateful* for your attentions :sleeping:
Besides, seems little point in going there for me at least, if there's only one single guy in attendance :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by scatty matty
REPORT ON PARADISE HEALTH SPA (BOURNEMOUTH)
Within seconds, I was made to feel at home and I didn’t hesitate to get stuck into the deep conversations between three relaxed couples. Being the only single guy their, I had to make my self hot property and I did. Flirting, boasting and outrageous behaviour rewarded me a life line and got a few people in the mood .
I upset one couple(they left abruptly)
I'm with the couple who left abruptly :bs: :dry: :grin:
:love: xxx
Quote by hornet harlot
REPORT ON PARADISE HEALTH SPA (BOURNEMOUTH)
Within seconds, I was made to feel at home and I didn’t hesitate to get stuck into the deep conversations between three relaxed couples. Being the only single guy their, I had to make my self hot property and I did. Flirting, boasting and outrageous behaviour rewarded me a life line and got a few people in the mood .
I upset one couple(they left abruptly)
I'm with the couple who left abruptly :bs: :dry: :grin:
:love: xxx
Now you see this is a tricky one.
We don't allow naming and shaming on the forums, but I've never actually come across anyone who did it to themselves
Peculiar to say the least
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Jas
XXX
Quote by RedHot
I was rather hoping for a review of the facilities in the club, not a report about how some couple or other were *grateful* for your attentions :sleeping:
I agree with RedHot - it wasn't much of a review of the club was it??
Seems to me you sent your "Report" to the wrong place - you would have been better sending it HERE :? :? :?
Sex God
Quote by Jay
Would I be right to assume they have a clothing optional policy (like Rio's)?
I think you'll find the wearing of clothes is compusory . . . at least until you get inside the club
T-J
