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Sex God
Although Im one for moving on and finding revenge not the way forward, I did hear a funny story about 5 years ago. Let me share it with you.
A couple had been married for 20 years. Out of the blue, the husband came home and announced their marriage was over, he had a young lover and she had to vacate their home so his new lover could move it.
The wife was distraught, but also very clever. She packed her things and moved away, planning a new life a head. Before she did though, she bought frozen crab, prawn and other sea foods and filled one of the lovely brass curtain rails that garnished their home.
Through the pipe line, she kept tabs on her ex husband. She heard that the new couple were tormented with the horrible smell that now filled their home. They had the carpets and curtains cleaned and had bought new furniture. Still, the house could not be rid of the terrible stench.
They decided to settle up and sell the house.
And they took the curatin rods with them.
A couple had been married for 20 years. Out of the blue, the husband came home and announced their marriage was over, he had a young lover and she had to vacate their home so his new lover could move it.
The wife was distraught, but also very clever. She packed her things and moved away, planning a new life a head. Before she did though, she bought frozen crab, prawn and other sea foods and filled one of the lovely brass curtain rails that garnished their home.
Through the pipe line, she kept tabs on her ex husband. She heard that the new couple were tormented with the horrible smell that now filled their home. They had the carpets and curtains cleaned and had bought new furniture. Still, the house could not be rid of the terrible stench.
They decided to settle up and sell the house.
And they took the curatin rods with them.
Casanova
Stuff morality, you have to be kdding!
And my ex? Which one? Come on, you don't know me and you make an arse comment like that. Dear me. You try to give someone something positive rather than destructive and you get this rubbish. Hah, I wish I was bitter and twisted, moaning about my misfortunes would get me, oh, well, fuck all.
Best to sort your life out than hold on to something crap.
Revenge is for losers, though I heard that urban myth about the crab/shellfish in the curtain rail/under the floor boards, inside the sofa and thought it was funny every time - I hope to god no one ever does it to me!
But then being up here on my moral high-horse there isn't much room for anyone else so I would never cheat, right?
And my ex? Which one? Come on, you don't know me and you make an arse comment like that. Dear me. You try to give someone something positive rather than destructive and you get this rubbish. Hah, I wish I was bitter and twisted, moaning about my misfortunes would get me, oh, well, fuck all.
Best to sort your life out than hold on to something crap.
Revenge is for losers, though I heard that urban myth about the crab/shellfish in the curtain rail/under the floor boards, inside the sofa and thought it was funny every time - I hope to god no one ever does it to me!
But then being up here on my moral high-horse there isn't much room for anyone else so I would never cheat, right?
Orgasminator
Print some headed paper.
write a letter:
"Dear Mr XXXX, we are sorry to inform you that an ex visited a clinic and was tested positive for xxxx" yada yada yada
print an envelope, make it a franked one from the post office (with the striped for pre paid)
mail it from a different area code, preferably one near him and not you. to achieve this you can mail to a friend and have them send it.
he will be terrified :twisted:
I've not done this, but you wanted revenge and I'm quite a thinker when I get going
write a letter:
"Dear Mr XXXX, we are sorry to inform you that an ex visited a clinic and was tested positive for xxxx" yada yada yada
print an envelope, make it a franked one from the post office (with the striped for pre paid)
mail it from a different area code, preferably one near him and not you. to achieve this you can mail to a friend and have them send it.
he will be terrified :twisted:
I've not done this, but you wanted revenge and I'm quite a thinker when I get going
Sex God
the best "revenge" you can have is to be happier without him than you were with him!
be more sucessfull in life than he is.... he will be the one wishing things had turned out different in the end!
be more sucessfull in life than he is.... he will be the one wishing things had turned out different in the end!
Sex God
Personally I'd let him go, and exact your revenge by enjoying your life, let him know that you are not going to be beaten, as a man I know that that hurts more than anything.
John
Good Luck.
XX
John
Good Luck.
XX
Quote by Sexy Swingers
Don't they say ''Revenge is a dish best served cold''.... what the hell does that mean exactly??
I think it means that some time should pass before revenge is sought - the avenger should then be calmer and less impulsive, and the person being avenged is unaware, or at least unprepared, so the action should have more impact.
Quote by liz2005
I live quite far from my boyfriend.
2 weeks ago my boyfriend invited me to down his house in Windsor and burst into tears.
He told me he had decided to leave England to be with his dying father in New Zealand. He had also decided he msut return to NZ for good to nurse his mother afterwards.
We spent the next 2 days making, love, weeping, and sharing special memories.
We had been together a year.
On the Monday I left him for good .... but returned on Tuesday to say I wanted to go with him. However he was not alone - he was with another woman.
Afterwards i found out they'd been together for the last 4 months. And rather than tell me the truth he decided he'd lie.
I haven't taken revenge ... yet.
But i want to ... any suggestions.
He is currently in Europe with his girlfriend ... back at the end of April.
Post here ... or send to if you prefer.
liz liz liz dont worry about revenge.. its not sweet... it shows u still are thinking about if the thoughts might be to chop his cock of...what you want do is...
get out there shag loads.... have fun you only live once...if you still upset then chat up his dad.... for him to come home to see his parents have parted.. and now you are his stepmom...that would be a right touch....
Quote by SunBunny
Don't they say ''Revenge is a dish best served cold''.... what the hell does that mean exactly??
I think it means that some time should pass before revenge is sought - the avenger should then be calmer and less impulsive, and the person being avenged is unaware, or at least unprepared, so the action should have more impact.
Thanks SunBunny, I can see the thinking behind that saying now. I'd definately go with that!!
Then again, being a Trisha fan, Trasha always says that 'being happy in your life is the best revenge.... :thrilled: '....
Sex God
Quote by adam ciara
But Trisha makes her cash by showing the world other peoples misery.
No wonder she believes in being happy, the cow is laughing all the way to the bank! :twisted:
Apparently they use actors too, so desperate are they for miserable gits
Sex God
you know what gets me about trisha "self righteous" goddard...
every single time i have seen the show (which i admit.. is not many) she has been doing the
"imagine what your behaviour is doing to your children" speach.
this is the same woman who has condemed those children to bullying in the playground by encouraging their parents to go on national TV to air thir dirty washing!
every single time i have seen the show (which i admit.. is not many) she has been doing the
"imagine what your behaviour is doing to your children" speach.
this is the same woman who has condemed those children to bullying in the playground by encouraging their parents to go on national TV to air thir dirty washing!
good thread, probably shows more about posters than most do.
As for hating and not trusting men, bizarre and damn offensive! All people are good some of the time and shit some of the time, it's got sod all to do with being male or female. I once got told by a woman we'd have to split because she had cancer and would probably die, she didn't have and was pathetic for not saying she had met someone else. That was below the belt, but i just thought she was an arse when i found out.
If he did this, then he was being a prick and your best shot of him. IMHO revenge will only show him you care and he'll be more annoyed if you just never have any contact again.
Mind you, i did exact some financial revenge on a dodgy company i once worked for, he he.
As for hating and not trusting men, bizarre and damn offensive! All people are good some of the time and shit some of the time, it's got sod all to do with being male or female. I once got told by a woman we'd have to split because she had cancer and would probably die, she didn't have and was pathetic for not saying she had met someone else. That was below the belt, but i just thought she was an arse when i found out.
If he did this, then he was being a prick and your best shot of him. IMHO revenge will only show him you care and he'll be more annoyed if you just never have any contact again.
Mind you, i did exact some financial revenge on a dodgy company i once worked for, he he.
Orgasminator
I'm sure you have been told alot of things. These are just my thoughts. Let him go, don't waste anymore time trying for revenge. You have wasted enough on him already. He'll probably get whats due to him, in due time.
Take a deep breath, let it all out and walk away. It can be as easy as that.
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Take a deep breath, let it all out and walk away. It can be as easy as that.
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Quote by KitKatooo - Dr P, you cannot say something like that and not elaborate on what you think it shows. Do tell .....
good thread, probably shows more about posters than most do.
lhk
Kat
I'm really not sure what it shows, but in my book exacting revenge proves to the other person that they had you. The last thing you want to leave a git with is the knowledge that they really did screw you over, even if they do have ripped up clothes or something. in terms of the posters, weeelll, apart from a good indication who definately not to screw over (JOKING!!
) maybe it shows which ones who believe that people do things because of weakness and circumstance and those who believe that some people are evil and need stiching up. I accept that this is quite possibly the babbling of someone late at night Quote by adam ciara
Stuff morality, you have to be kdding!
And my ex? Which one? Come on, you don't know me and you make an arse comment like that. Dear me. You try to give someone something positive rather than destructive and you get this rubbish. Hah, I wish I was bitter and twisted, moaning about my misfortunes would get me, oh, well, fuck all.
Best to sort your life out than hold on to something crap.
Revenge is for losers, though I heard that urban myth about the crab/shellfish in the curtain rail/under the floor boards, inside the sofa and thought it was funny every time - I hope to god no one ever does it to me!
But then being up here on my moral high-horse there isn't much room for anyone else so I would never cheat, right?
Did you feel better after writing this post? Is this not getting back at somebody? Correct me if I'm wrong..............
I have enjoyed reading this thread & the different opinions that we all have. I am in 2 minds over this, When the cheating bastard that I had been with for 21 years left, I would have loved to do something nasty to get "my own back" I wasn't strong enough at the time to do anything so it didn't happen.
Now I love the fact that I have my own house, a sexy car :P my independance a reasonably good job & fantastic boyfriend! While he lives in a 1 bedroomed flat, no car, & is now working as a meter reader :shock:
I did once upon a time type in "revenge" in google but what came up just made me laugh!
Although he did have to change his mobile after I found a site that would send reverse charged text messages
Sorry but I think revenge is sweet
If I was clever I would now put the links on
but I'm not 
Just type in any random info it accepts it :twisted:
Master of Sex
I'm looking at your pic lilac,blimey were you with him since birth,sorry but i'm mesmerised by your bum,sorry to get off topic but it had to be to topic after cold shower,the guy is not worth any form of revenge,it shows you cared about nothing and it appears you didn't give a s@#t about him,when the novelty of his new one wears off,which it will,he may contact you,say he's made the biggest mistake of his life and then you can say " yes you did" and put the phone may feel really bad now but it does get a lot easier with time,believe me,I know,LOL,john,x
Thanx for the compliment Hun but he has been gone nearly 3 yrs now & I feel so much better without him, like I said I have a fantastic boyfriend that is bringing me out of myself, I now go to Partners, go dogging & thoroughly enjoy life to the full, my next challenge?.... to be accepted to one of Blues parties & enjoy :P
but he has been gone nearly 3 yrs now & I feel so much better without him, like I said I have a fantastic boyfriend that is bringing me out of myself, I now go to Partners, go dogging & thoroughly enjoy life to the full, my next challenge?.... to be accepted to one of Blues parties & enjoy :P 
Sex God
Quote by lucyuktv2
Print some headed paper.
write a letter:
"Dear Mr XXXX, we are sorry to inform you that an ex visited a clinic and was tested positive for xxxx" yada yada yada
An ex of mine phoned me and told me I'd given him gonorrhoea (sp?). Stupid thing was, (aside from the fact that I hadn't
) it wasn't even a revenge thing, just pure malice and him obviously being unhinged! I'd never done anything wrong to him so I know it wasn't revenge, but he was (yet another) pathological liar (I seem to attract them :roll
Not a nice thing to have to go through all those tests, especially unnecessarily, but I guess that doesn't matter if you actually feel he does deserve revenge
I'm with those that say getting on with your life and being happy is the best way forward. My life is too short to sit around thinking of ways to punish exes for being TTTT's(tm Jags 2004)
Quote by maidinheaven
If they're living together you wait a while and then you send an open postcard on which you say:
IT'S OVER, PLEASE STOP TELEPH0NING ME
Thats awful, it would affect the other party just as much as the ex and as far as we know she was oblivious to the whole situation. Why hurt someone else who has done nothing?Where is the fun in that?
Quote by DoctorPooo - Dr P, you cannot say something like that and not elaborate on what you think it shows. Do tell .....
good thread, probably shows more about posters than most do.
lhk
Kat
I'm really not sure what it shows, but in my book 'exacting revenge'proves to the other person that they had you. The last thing you want to leave a git with is the knowledge that they really did screw you over, even if they do have ripped up clothes or something. in terms of the posters, weeelll, apart from a good indication who definately not to screw over (JOKING!!
) maybe it shows which ones who believe that people do things because of weakness and circumstance and those who believe that some people are evil and need stiching up. I accept that this is quite possibly the babbling of someone late at night You wrote a book on it? :lol:
I traced my ex hubbys woman back to the place where she worked and sent a thank you card to her! :lol: :lol:
Quote by foxylady 123
If they're living together you wait a while and then you send an open postcard on which you say:
IT'S OVER, PLEASE STOP TELEPH0NING ME
Thats awful, it would affect the other party just as much as the ex and as far as we know she was oblivious to the whole situation. Why hurt someone else who has done nothing?Where is the fun in that?
Yes it is awful. But the point is not to have "fun". The title was "Revenge on a Sleaze Bag". He's not going to stop being a sleaze bag - this sort of thing might well save his new woman heartache in the future. I'd have no bad conscience doing something like this.
