I live quite far from my boyfriend.
2 weeks ago my boyfriend invited me to down his house in Windsor and burst into tears.
He told me he had decided to leave England to be with his dying father in New Zealand. He had also decided he msut return to NZ for good to nurse his mother afterwards.
We spent the next 2 days making, love, weeping, and sharing special memories.
We had been together a year.
On the Monday I left him for good .... but returned on Tuesday to say I wanted to go with him. However he was not alone - he was with another woman.
Afterwards i found out they'd been together for the last 4 months. And rather than tell me the truth he decided he'd lie.
I haven't taken revenge ... yet.
But i want to ... any suggestions.
He is currently in Europe with his girlfriend ... back at the end of April.
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:lol2:Pop round now, dial the New Zealand speaking clock, and leave the phone off the hook.
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Kat
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Kat
:dunno: :dunno:Let go, forget about him the only person your presently hurting is your self!!
Remember what goes round always comes round , someone else will take your revenge for you.
At the moment your wasting a load of energy on him that you could be using on yourself!!!
Hatred and bitterness never got anyone anywhere, look around at those that are hating and you want to be the n ew Niss Haversham?
Remember what goes round always comes round , someone else will take your revenge for you.
At the moment your wasting a load of energy on him that you could be using on yourself!!!
Hatred and bitterness never got anyone anywhere, look around at those that are hating and you want to be the n ew Niss Haversham?
Quote by liz2005
IOn the Monday I left him for good .... but returned on Tuesday to say I wanted to go with him. However he was not alone - he was with another woman.
Afterwards i found out they'd been together for the last 4 months. And rather than tell me the truth he decided he'd lie.
I fucking hate men.
Dxxx
Sex God
There was a kewl one on telly the other night . The lady in question collected a bag full of dog turds , liquidised them with some water and poured it all into one of those great big pump action water pistols . Then she visited her ex's house and liberally doused the place , the scene with the white lace bed spread and curtains was the best .
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There was a kewl one on telly the other night . The lady in question collected a bag full of dog turds , liquidised them with some water and poured it all into one of those great big pump action water pistols . Then she visited her ex's house and liberally doused the place , the scene with the white lace bed spread and curtains was the best .
Ah yes - Unless i'm Very Much mistaken - that was in a film called "sex lives of the potato men" One i think everyone on SH should rent at least once - It's hilarious, and i'm sure everyone will be able to relate to it.
It stars Mackenzie Crook and Jonny Vegas
kb
Sex God
It's natural to want to let off steam, and if someone vents their anger with a rant on a website, that's not really so terrible IMO. I think it's probably healthy, or at least not harmful, to think about revenge, but to actually take it... well that's another matter and I don't think it ever does anyone any real good in the long run. Best to buy a punchbag and exhaust your rage on something that can't hit you back I reckon, because (sorry, I know this is a terrible cliché) it really isn't worth it.
Quote by Ice Pie
It's natural to want to let off steam, and if someone vents their anger with a rant on a website, that's not really so terrible IMO. I think it's probably healthy, or at least not harmful, to think about revenge, but to actually take it... well that's another matter and I don't think it ever does anyone any real good in the long run. Best to buy a punchbag and exhaust your rage on something that can't hit you back I reckon, because (sorry, I know this is a terrible cliché) it really isn't worth it.
Depends on the revenge there ice. Personally, I got a real kick knowing what was (or wasn't) under his basball cap. :evil2:
Try getting a syringe from a chemist ( you can buy them to give medicine to a baby ), fill it with oil ( used sump oil for preference ) then squirt it up his car's exhaust. No crimnal damage, no connection to you, stress and worry for him and if you do it a few times ( every day or so for a week ) he will think it's the gasket ( V. expensive ) or get pulled over by the police and ordered to get it sorted - let us know what you do ( or not ) and remember, the system of karma and cosmic justice will punish him - my above comments are just give to it a push start 
:lol:
:lol:
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
It's natural to want to let off steam, and if someone vents their anger with a rant on a website, that's not really so terrible IMO. I think it's probably healthy, or at least not harmful, to think about revenge, but to actually take it... well that's another matter and I don't think it ever does anyone any real good in the long run. Best to buy a punchbag and exhaust your rage on something that can't hit you back I reckon, because (sorry, I know this is a terrible cliché) it really isn't worth it.
Depends on the revenge there ice. Personally, I got a real kick knowing what was (or wasn't) under his basball cap. :evil2:
your idea was good , but would be kinda under effective if Silky ever got the hump with me LOL . Perhaps the offending guy has my haircut .
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
It's natural to want to let off steam, and if someone vents their anger with a rant on a website, that's not really so terrible IMO. I think it's probably healthy, or at least not harmful, to think about revenge, but to actually take it... well that's another matter and I don't think it ever does anyone any real good in the long run. Best to buy a punchbag and exhaust your rage on something that can't hit you back I reckon, because (sorry, I know this is a terrible cliché) it really isn't worth it.
Depends on the revenge there ice. Personally, I got a real kick knowing what was (or wasn't) under his basball cap. :evil2:
I can see that that would be quite satisfying without doing any real damage. I was thinking more of really malicious stuff rather than a practical joke that's the equivalent of a two-finger salute. Take it from me as someone who has been bald when he didn't intend to be on more than one occasion, a bloke temporarily losing his hair isn't the disaster that it might be for a woman. :) sorry to hear about ur bf but
if ur planning to take a revenge dont u think it could go against you if u actually act on it and manage to destroy or harm him.( as they call it u have thought,planned and acted on it)
my only advice would be, as it happened to my but this time it was a girl
walk away from him and have a better good looking man who can treat u well and for once walk infront of him telling him ur HAPPY at last.(this time dont trust ur new man)
u can spit on him for that matter.....
if ur planning to take a revenge dont u think it could go against you if u actually act on it and manage to destroy or harm him.( as they call it u have thought,planned and acted on it)
my only advice would be, as it happened to my but this time it was a girl
walk away from him and have a better good looking man who can treat u well and for once walk infront of him telling him ur HAPPY at last.(this time dont trust ur new man)
u can spit on him for that matter.....
Quote by Ice Pie
Darn, must remember to do the 21 gun salute in his direction next time :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by azappo04
sorry to hear about ur bf but
(this time dont trust ur new man)
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That's like saying all men are untrustworthy, you can't tell her not to trust a man again.
If you don't trust a person there's no point in having a relationship
:? Quote by BigDanny12999
Do you still have keys to his flat?
If so, buy some water cress seeds and sprinkle them all over the carpets in his house. Soak the whole lot and when he comes back he will have about 2 inches all over the house.
This is an old gag, and not too destructive. However, it is just a distraction for the really nasty stuff.
Before you soak the place, stuff prawns or fish behind his rads with a stick. So far down that he will never be able to reach them. Then take a bottle of coke and pour a glass into the back of his DVD player, TV, stereo etc, but wipe the tops off so that they look like they have not been tampered.
Then pour milk into the cracks between his floorboards, the back of his curtains and under his kitchen cabinets, again cleaning up the side that you can see.
Take a pair of scissors and cut very small holes in his clothes. Under the arms, the crotch, places where he will not automatically notice them.
You could try the NZ speaking clock but they have a time-out so no harm done. However, dialling into a chatline, maybe one based in the US will prove a lot more costly and is a constant connection.
This should all take you an hour or so but will take him months to discover. It would be like poking him in the eye everyday for 6 months!
NB: I hope he owns the place and is not renting....... :shock:
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: Oh Danny baby I'm coming to you next time I have the demon in me
:giggle:
Get over it.
Revenge is for losers, getting on with your life and making yourself happy is what people with brains do.
It sounds like a shit situation, but life is full of them, it's how we deal with crap not how we take out our frutrations, that defines us best.
I hope you feel better about it soon.
Revenge is for losers, getting on with your life and making yourself happy is what people with brains do.
It sounds like a shit situation, but life is full of them, it's how we deal with crap not how we take out our frutrations, that defines us best.
I hope you feel better about it soon.
Lots of lovely advice here.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26544.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/humour/clubs/hmmhmm/FR_Message.html
lhk
Kat
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26544.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/humour/clubs/hmmhmm/FR_Message.html
Quote by adam ciaraProbably just what the ex is saying Adam.
Get over it.
Revenge is for losers, getting on with your life and making yourself happy is what people with brains do.
It sounds like a shit situation, but life is full of them, it's how we deal with crap not how we take out our frutrations, that defines us best.
I hope you feel better about it soon
lhk
Kat
Quote by adam ciara
Get over it.
Revenge is for losers, getting on with your life and making yourself happy is what people with brains do.
It sounds like a shit situation, but life is full of them, it's how we deal with crap not how we take out our frutrations, that defines us best.
I hope you feel better about it soon.
Isn't it strange how people all have different personalities. Some people need revenge as a kind of closure, some people would rather take the moral high am in the group who feel better after gaining some kind of revenge.
But then what do I know? I am just a loser without a brain apparently!
Stick it to him girl!!
Quote by Libra-Love
Do you still have keys to his flat?
If so, buy some water cress seeds and sprinkle them all over the carpets in his house. Soak the whole lot and when he comes back he will have about 2 inches all over the house.
This is an old gag, and not too destructive. However, it is just a distraction for the really nasty stuff.
Before you soak the place, stuff prawns or fish behind his rads with a stick. So far down that he will never be able to reach them. Then take a bottle of coke and pour a glass into the back of his DVD player, TV, stereo etc, but wipe the tops off so that they look like they have not been tampered.
Then pour milk into the cracks between his floorboards, the back of his curtains and under his kitchen cabinets, again cleaning up the side that you can see.
Take a pair of scissors and cut very small holes in his clothes. Under the arms, the crotch, places where he will not automatically notice them.
You could try the NZ speaking clock but they have a time-out so no harm done. However, dialling into a chatline, maybe one based in the US will prove a lot more costly and is a constant connection.
This should all take you an hour or so but will take him months to discover. It would be like poking him in the eye everyday for 6 months!
NB: I hope he owns the place and is not renting....... :shock:
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: Oh Danny baby I'm coming to you next time I have the demon in me
:giggle:
Anytime Libra, someone pisses you off, you let me know! :lol:
