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:shock: or their solicitor? ooooooooooooo could be fun :lol:
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Sex God
wait till they go on holiday and put a breeding pair of adult mice through the letter box - amazing how quick they can reproduce!
Sex God
now i like that one...she is terrified of mice too!!!!
Sex God
Not done by me, but a friend of mine found out her partner was having an affair with one of their neighbours.
They argued, all the usual stuff and the guy promised not to approach the neighbour again.
However a couple of weeks later my friend's partner had to go away for a few days on business.
Strangely enough, the neighbour was not seen for several days, until the day said guy arrived back from his business trip.
10 days later he was off again, this time for a full week.
Every day whilst he was away, so too was the neighbour, so my friend walked her dog on the common, collecting bags full of dog muck and calmly posted each lot through the neighbours letterbox.
By the third day there were flies all over the place and when the neighbour returned on day five, she promptly fainted when she opened her front door, fell sideways and knocked two teeth out on a plant pot next to the door :shock:
Strangely enough, business trips seem to have ceased now and when he does go away, it's usually only for a day each time
Tracy-Jayne
They argued, all the usual stuff and the guy promised not to approach the neighbour again.
However a couple of weeks later my friend's partner had to go away for a few days on business.
Strangely enough, the neighbour was not seen for several days, until the day said guy arrived back from his business trip.
10 days later he was off again, this time for a full week.
Every day whilst he was away, so too was the neighbour, so my friend walked her dog on the common, collecting bags full of dog muck and calmly posted each lot through the neighbours letterbox.
By the third day there were flies all over the place and when the neighbour returned on day five, she promptly fainted when she opened her front door, fell sideways and knocked two teeth out on a plant pot next to the door :shock:
Strangely enough, business trips seem to have ceased now and when he does go away, it's usually only for a day each time
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
ummmmm been suggested also that we collect up dog poo, water that down and hose it in through letterbox lol
Blimey, makes me look tame! After I caught my ex husband screwing around I chopped up a load of his clothes, then I battered him around the head with a tv remote (not without extreme provocation though...) and today I saw his woman in her car, I was directly behind her and staring straight into her rear view mirror maniacally :twisted: She noticed me alright, kept looking in her mirror worried I was going to ram her car no doubt pmsl! Of course I did absolutely nothing because I know Karma will sort them both out good and proper in time!
This is really tame compared to you nasty lot!
I knew a certain person never locked his car so one night, after he'd annoyed me, I let myself in, took off the handbrake, rolled it down the very long hill where he lived, round the corner and as far it would go till coming to a standstill.
No idea what his reaction was, but I laughed all the way home.
I knew a certain person never locked his car so one night, after he'd annoyed me, I let myself in, took off the handbrake, rolled it down the very long hill where he lived, round the corner and as far it would go till coming to a standstill.
No idea what his reaction was, but I laughed all the way home.
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as a mate did to guy who nicked his parking space,nipped into halfords bought valve removal tool removed valves from all his wheels :twisted:
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its at this point i must add only a bit of fun and in noway condone such behavior ,but you did ask,
Actually did do this myself to an old girlfriend who, cut up loads of my clothes and wouldn't give me my motorbike or scooter from her garage.
Removed all four of the tyre valve cores from her tyres so she had to get the recovery people out, but the best bit that kept me giggleing for weeks was that 3 days later after she had it all fixed I put em in an envelope and left em under her wiper with a note saying "borrowed valve cores returned, Thanks"......heehee
A cretinous excuse of a workmate almost got me the sack once for his mistakes, yet he palmed it off on me. I got into his car and secreted two boxes of fish fingers within the boot panneling in the summer, and after about two weeks he was constantly driving about with the windows down, and his wife vomitted twice when she had to use it for work. Not may cross me, because although i am dead easy to get on with....I ALWAYS get my revenge. I could write a book!
