Presenting my x with the bill for the damage to my car ...... he sprayed it with paint stripped and scrawled a naughty word in it ....
but
Twat hadn't thought about witnesses!!!!!!!!!!!
£870 of damage done under a restraining order!!!!
Calista xx
Sometimes, the best revenge is none at all. Sure it takes longer and with no real apparent crescendo but, the results are just as satisfying!
I did however hear of a somewhat clever and ingenious revenge plot. I heard it on the radio just after the film, 'The First Wives club' was released.
A woman in her late 40's was recently dumped by her husband of many years. He asked her to move from the family home so he could move his younger new girlfriend in.
She agreed, but before she left, she filled a brass curtain rail full of frozen crab, prawn, and other wonderful smelly seafood stuffs.
Over the course of a few months, she heard through local gossip that the new couple complained of a smell in their home, spending a small fortune in carpet cleaning, fumigating and such and after not being able to relieve their love nest of the stench, decided to sell up and move home........taking the brass curtain rod with them!
Quality!
Silky xxxxxxxxxxx
:P We've done this one before...but I'll play again....
Hair-remover in his shampoo
:thrilled:
Here's one I posted earlier
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24866.html
Revenge is a dish best served cold, and we've got a few to deal with over the next few years :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
a nasty experiance vix,
just remind me never to get on your bad side..
like hell u are
genherts cpl that was a naughty trick to play on a little fella
i wouldn't have any problems withsome body grabbing my knobby lol
not really got revenge on anyone up to now but we are considering ways to take revenge upon our neighbours when we move house (soon we hope).The reason for revenge? well they have worked out that we are swingers and like to bandy the info about, plus they have accused me of abusing their children cos they think it might impact upon my career (teacher) but havent the bollox to report us cos they know it isnt true. they also have said that we swingers are all perverts and child abusers! they have told my hubby that i have had affairs with other men up our street (impossible and not true) and called my daughter (12 at the time) a little bitch in the street. the man (and i use the term loosely) has even pushed me about in the off license at the end of our street (witnessed by his sister and caught on the shop's video surveillance). altogether an unpleasant couple! oh and they have the next door but one neighbours in on their little game now and they join in with the general nastiness and name calling. up to now i have simply smiled at them all and know that they will get their just desserts. i am waiting until we know that we are moving or until after we move before i do anything. plenty of time to collect ideas - any suggestions anyone???????
This reminds me of a quote that I have used in the past to stop me doing something really stupid.
I'm a little wounded, but I am not slain;
I will lay me down to bleed a while.
Then I'll rise and fight again.
by John Dryden
Ian
Does anyone remember Simon Mayos Confessions in the late 80's early 90's? They were brilliant and i bought the books, great laugh, lots of ideas in there for you freckledbird, i think i recently got rid of the books, but if i do find them, ill let you have them! :twisted:
One thing i did consider was applying for a job at the local school. it would have involved teaching their eldest child, can you imagine them having to be civil to me? decided against it because i thought that if they did decide to start spreading rumours about us swinging, i might get the sack anyway. plus, some people might think that 'there's no smoke without fire' (if they made any sort of comment regarding abuse of their child) so it wouldn't really have been fair on the school to involve them in a neighbour dispute - any thoughts?
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Ya gotta love a good restraining order :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
, and a guy who,s girlfriend run off with another guy printed photo,s of her and stuck them on trees around their neighbourhood with a sign saying LOST !! HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS DOG :uhoh: 
) so to get revenge i left his chainmail top outside in the November air hanging off the fence to 'warm' up ready for our evening out :twisted: 
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