Right. That's it. I have had enough!

14 Nov 2004

Right thatâ€™s it. I have had enough!! mad

I am a patient man, but even I have limits. I have spent far too long in here today trying to get responses to posts, juggling it with work as well. For Goodnessâ€™ sake, even the GFZ was empty for most of the time.
So I am going to stamp my authority (well, actually, I am going to stamp my foot â€“ but you know what I mean). It's about time the women in here learnt what they are for!
JAGS!!! Get your arse in here and pour me a drink. A large G&T will do, then you can feed me peanuts one at a time. Itâ€™s about time you knew your place woman!
MISSCHIEF!!! â€“ you can come and waft me with one of those ostrich feather fan thingies.
MRS FC!!! You massage my neck and whisper nice things into my ears.
KIT!!!!!!!!!! If I donâ€™t get a nice big slap soon I am really going to throw my toys out of the pram. I even cooked her dinner last night and didnâ€™t get a slap until right at the end of the evening - and then it was a bit half-hearted. :x rolleyes

Donâ€™t think I have forgotten you either BLUEXXX, though I have to say that I would feel a great deal safer if you put down that long straight thing with the straps and that large pot of lube!! :shock: :shock:
Whereâ€™s Wilma, Dawn_mids and all the others when you need them? dunno

Now then girls you can all come and snog me one after the other. :happy: :bounce:
Donâ€™t worry about Sappho â€“ I have plenty in store for her :twisted:
Now THATâ€™s more like it lol

:lol:
Will
BTW â€“ this is my 1,000th post! :happy: :happy:

14 Nov 2004

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

14 Nov 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao

:laughabove: :laughabove:

14 Nov 2004

There you go Will sweetie....
Congrats on your 1000th post and about time too!! :shock:
Shireen
xxx

14 Nov 2004

Urm, have you seen what Blue running around with tonight Will??? No lube in sight...

Quote by bluexxx
I've got a big sharp one too

And I'm not afraid to use it!
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Congrats on the 1000 btw smile

14 Nov 2004

Will, you do know why it's taken you so long to get to the 1,000 don't you?
Most people write a couple of sentences, hit submit, think of something else to say and do a new post. You on the other hand, waffle on for so long in one post that you have to have a lie down in between (the "juggling the forum with work" just doesn't wash with me I'm afraid)
Now if you can just get the hang of not falling asleep for 3 weeks when you go for said lie downs (lies down?? dunno

) you can reach your next milestone far more quickly!
Congrats kiss

PS Any way I can be of service in the GFZ? :twisted:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by willxx69
Donâ€™t think I have forgotten you either BLUEXXX, though I have to say that I would feel a great deal safer if you put down that long straight thing with the straps and that large pot of lube!! :shock: :shock:

Which big long thing would you like me to put down first?
This one....

.... this one......

.... or maybe this one......

Seeing as it's your 1000th post, I feel the need to go easy on you!
Congratulations!!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

14 Nov 2004

Well done Will on your 1000th. It's one hell of an achievement worship

Any room at this party of yours? I can bring the Lady along as well wink

14 Nov 2004

Keep writing Will. You may score a hit play soon. Congratulations.
(I reached 800 today but I don't think anyone noticed)
smile

:) :) :)

14 Nov 2004

Oh you can be of service alright Angel!!! :twisted: And is there anything I can do for you?
You are looking as lovely as ever in your new avatar by the way!
I just thought that the Forum could do with cheering up and needed something light hearted so I thought I would donate my 1,000th post to the cause. I know it takes me a long time to say anything - but then I like to take a long time!!! :twisted: Ask Sappho redface

I am actually trying to do some work today - and failing miserably!
Now then Where the f**k is Jags? I told you it was about time someone took her in hand - or as much of her as I can fit in my hand. If you have not heard from me in half an hour check Jags's cleavage and be ready to pull me out when I go blue. rotflmao

Speaking of blue.................. :shock: :shock:
Will

14 Nov 2004

Congrats on your millennium Will biggrin

I think the girls are on strike in the Zone, so I'm deputising.

You want ice with that?
Hang on. let me rephrase that...
Errr.

14 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
.... or maybe this one......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/silkies/mal2%20042.jpg
Seeing as it's your 1000th post, I feel the need to go easy on you!
Congratulations!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

GULP!!! Yep, that's the one I meant!! :shock: :shock:
Will

14 Nov 2004

Quote by willxx69
MISSCHIEF!!! â€“ you can come and waft me with one of those ostrich feather fan thingies.

OK OK I'm coming ..................... I've just spent bluddy ages trying to glue together a "feather fan thingy" :undecided: - all I've succeeded in doing is getting the buggers stuck everywhere else but on a fan rolleyes

Stop complaining, it was the best I could do!!! where d'ya want me eh :smile2:
Oh and Congratulations on 1000 superb posts hunny, one of the best passionkiss

Right, better start wiggling these feathers around. It's really not good, a bloke in your condition getting all worked up like that!! confused

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Keep writing Will. You may score a hit play soon. Congratulations.
(I reached 800 today but I don't think anyone noticed)
:) :) :)

And well done to you too you Bi male slapper you......

14 Nov 2004

See what I mean? 3 other people replied in the time it took you to reply rolleyes

Mind you, if you take that much time over everything.......... :twisted:
I'll be checking Jags' cleavage at regular intervals for you. If I don't find you there I'll have to pop over to Chorley and make the rounds of the hospitals, I've seen what Blue has in store for you :shock: :shock: Good luck and godspeed Will confused

:?

14 Nov 2004

:laughabove: And four people replied while I wrote mine out redface

it must be catching :lol2:

14 Nov 2004

Well done Will - and about bloody time!!
You have been loitering with intent to post a thousand for ages !!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol:
Cheers :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: drinkies

14 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF

Stop complaining, it was the best I could do!!! where d'ya want me eh :smile2:

Bloody hell Misschief! is that really you under all that lot? :shock: rotflmao

You are going to have to wiggle an awful lot to cool me down! :twisted:
MissC starts doing her stuff........
Oh yes!! Very nice! I am not sure it's cooling me down though! :twisted: Nope, in fact I am getting decidedly hot! :twisted: :twisted:
Will
Sappho is going to be so cross that she missed this.
(If I ever get this tender document finished it will be a bloody miracle! rolleyes

)

14 Nov 2004

you didn't mention me but here's one anyway!!!

14 Nov 2004

<~~~~~~ Dances provocatively cool

Brings out her sexy sultry singing voice .......
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :karaoke:
:karaoke: I feel like chicken tonight,
like chicken tonight :karaoke:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
you didn't mention me but here's one anyway!!!

I am sorry, but you have joined recently and I didn't feel we had been properly introduced. I am a bit old fashioned like that. :doh:
I have been around for a year - though I have been a bit quiet for the last few months redface

Thanks for the kiss though - and here's one back silly

assionkiss:
Will

14 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
You have been loitering within tent

This dogging thing is getting a bit luxurious isn't it? Back in the old days you'd just stand out in the cold.

14 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
:karaoke: I feel like chicken tonight,
like chicken tonight :karaoke:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You are completely bloody mad!
Will
:rotflmao:

14 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Brings out her sexy sultry singing voice .......
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :karaoke:
:karaoke: I feel like chicken tonight,
like chicken tonight :karaoke:

:lol2: I think I just woke the kids up redface

Misschief, you really are a star!

14 Nov 2004

Oh thank you Angel kiss

Will :kiss: (stop laffin, could do yourself some damage in your condition!!)
Just takes a couple of cracking threads and all seems so well in SH Towers biggrin

15 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh thank you Angel Will :kiss: (stop laffin, could do yourself some damage in your condition!!)
Just takes a couple of cracking threads and all seems so well in SH Towers

Happy to oblige. I wanted to try and cheer the place up. Now I REALLY ought to try and get some work done.
Kat has rogered Jags into a deep sleep (see the GFZ), as for taking my time - Sappho and I went to bed for a quickie this afternoon and took two and a half hours over it! redface

(See Angelchat's post further up in this thread) MISSCHIEF is trying to look sexy while dressed as a chicken (see above) and collapsing into helpless hysterics every time anyone does a bad Chinese accent (see 'Contentious Topic'). Yep, seems like a pretty normal SH evening to me!
Will
There's no heating in the office at the weekends and it's getting bloody cold!

15 Nov 2004

Quote by willxx69
(If I ever get this tender document finished it will be a bloody miracle! )

Quote by willxx69
There's no heating in the office at the weekends and it's getting bloody cold!

Well is the document suitably soothed now? You can't leave it in a freezing cold office while it's still tender!! You'll have the RSPCD on your case! :shock: :shock:

15 Nov 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
(If I ever get this tender document finished it will be a bloody miracle! )

Quote by willxx69
There's no heating in the office at the weekends and it's getting bloody cold!

Well is the document suitably soothed now? You can't leave it in a freezing cold office while it's still tender!! You'll have the RSPCD on your case! :shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This place just gets madder!
Where the hell has Jags got to? dunno

Someone go and wake her, we can always get Kate to shag her back to sleep again! :grin:

15 Nov 2004

<~~~~~~ Dances provocatively I feel like chicken tonight,
like chicken tonight

Now THAT was funny!
lhk

15 Nov 2004

Quote by willxx69
There's no heating in the office at the weekends and it's getting bloody cold!

What would you do without me eh Will, all nice and cooled down now cool

Misschief - A bluddy good Fannee :smug: