Right, this is getting serious now!!!!!

3 Apr 2006

Quote by blonde
Firelizard and Stormwalker
I can't apply for the situation vacant ............... coz I am a :smoke:
But if I ever manage to quit :rascal:
Happy hunting :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Itâ€™s Ok hun, Iâ€™ll just give you a scrub down with some soap and disinfectantâ€¦â€¦..Iâ€™ve got a yard broom here somewhereâ€¦.. :rascal:
Bedside manner improving by leaps and boundsâ€¦.. lol

Stormwalker

3 Apr 2006

Stormwalker
You can clean me with a squeezey :rascal: :smoke: :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Apr 2006

sorry cant help ourselves................
:happy: :happy: :happy:
there`s a lady on here ,1/2 of a couple......celtic something................... :twisted: :twisted:
bet she`d do anything for u if u asked nicely............

:rotflmao:
hope u find what u r looking for!!!!!!

3 Apr 2006

firelizard wish you lived closer hun kiss

:rose:
best of luck
If your ever up north let me know

3 Apr 2006

xx lou xxx

3 Apr 2006

Quote by blonde
Stormwalker
You can clean me with a squeezey :rascal: :smoke: :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I never cease to be amazed at the depravity of some peopleâ€™s fetishesâ€¦.. :shock:
Can I give you a buff with a chamois leather afterwardsâ€¦.. :twisted:
Stormwalker

3 Apr 2006

Quote by fem_4_taboo

xx lou xxx

Donâ€™t you give me that hand wave thingy you, we have been stalking you for weeksâ€¦ rolleyes

Youâ€™re harder to catch than a bar of soap in a bucket of eels FFS smackbottom

:shock:
Psâ€¦.. there is no way youâ€™re thingy is penetrating my whatsit without a considerable amount of negotiations before handâ€¦or Iâ€™m veryâ€¦.. veryâ€¦.. drunk
drinkies

Stormwalker

3 Apr 2006

Quote by twos_company
sorry cant help ourselves................
:happy: :happy: :happy:
there`s a lady on here ,1/2 of a couple......celtic something................... :twisted: :twisted:
bet she`d do anything for u if u asked nicely............
:rotflmao:

Itâ€™s a good job you are bending over in your avatar TC because you are going to get such a â€¦â€¦â€¦.

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

3 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
I 'll pretend to be a girl if you want

me too :giggle:Hey sass we've never spoken I don't think, but I love your posts hun you sound a laugh a minute wave

FLxxxxxxx
:eeek: Sassy 'a laugh' surely you must be joking right! :giggle:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
People who like my warped sense of humour are few and far between !

3 Apr 2006

Quote by firelizard
Stormwalker
You can clean me with a squeezey :rascal: :smoke: :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I never cease to be amazed at the depravity of some peopleâ€™s fetishesâ€¦.. :shock:
Can I give you a buff with a chamois leather afterwardsâ€¦.. :twisted:
Stormwalker
Fetish ??? its normal innit ?? :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Apr 2006

Quote by blonde
Firelizard and Stormwalker
I can't apply for the situation vacant ............... coz I am a :smoke:
But if I ever manage to quit :rascal:
Happy hunting :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

For you hun I'd waive that rule :inlove: . Anyway PMT (Positive Mental Attitude) you're stopping and you KNOW you can do it babe
Love
FL xxxxxxx

3 Apr 2006

I think I might have said this elsewhere, but ..................
don't worry, we too thought that Bi-fem's were soooooo illusive rolleyes

not so, they far more resemble the actions of busses. lol

:shock:
you wait for ages, then suddenly 3 turn up lol, well did 4 us anyway.
best of luck wink

4 Apr 2006

Have you considered becoming the 'elusive single bi fem' yourself and playing with another couple?
H.x

4 Apr 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
I think I might have said this elsewhere, but ..................
don't worry, we too thought that Bi-fem's were soooooo illusive
not so, they far more resemble the actions of busses. :shock:
you wait for ages, then suddenly 3 turn up lol, well did 4 us anyway.
best of luck

:giggle:
We were chatting by whispers in the chatroom last night to two who said they wanted to play with us together very near us. :wary:
Methinks someone saw the thread :roll:
Love
FL x

4 Apr 2006

Quote by firelizard
I think I might have said this elsewhere, but ..................
don't worry, we too thought that Bi-fem's were soooooo illusive
not so, they far more resemble the actions of busses. :shock:
you wait for ages, then suddenly 3 turn up lol, well did 4 us anyway.
best of luck

:giggle:
We were chatting by whispers in the chatroom last night to two who said they wanted to play with us together very near us. :wary:
Methinks someone saw the thread :roll:
Love
FL x
WooooHoooo !!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

4 Apr 2006

Quote by natandh
Have you considered becoming the 'elusive single bi fem' yourself and playing with another couple?
H.x

No good hun. Stormwalker and I want to play together with a lady. I don't want to play with another man yet and Storm's not bi and neither of us wants to be watched by one either, so for the moment it would'nt work.
Fussy buggers ar'nt we :giggle:
Love
FL xxxxxx

4 Apr 2006

Quote by firelizard
Have you considered becoming the 'elusive single bi fem' yourself and playing with another couple?
H.x

No good hun. Stormwalker and I want to play together with a lady. I don't want to play with another man yet and Storm's not bi and neither of us wants to be watched by one either, so for the moment it would'nt work.
Fussy buggers ar'nt we :giggle:
Love
FL xxxxxx
Was just a thought. I'm as good as single and I haven't plucked up the courage to 'go it alone' yet.
As for being fussy - who isn't? (waits for role call!)

4 Apr 2006

Prehaps a new aproach is needed, I've taken the liberty of writting a new ad out for you. Feel free to use it if it suits your needs confused

:?

WANTED 6' tall shed fanatic with gsoh must be willing to travel and creasote :? Must be r&r free (rust and rot) and of the outdoors type.
now if only we knew someone who fitted that desricption innocent

Serious stuff now I hope you get it all sorted in time biggrin

4 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Prehaps a new aproach is needed, I've taken the liberty of writting a new ad out for you. Feel free to use it if it suits your needs :?

WANTED 6' tall shed fanatic with gsoh must be willing to travel and creasote :? Must be r&r free (rust and rot) and of the outdoors type.

now if only we knew someone who fitted that desricption
Serious stuff now I hope you get it all sorted in time

I tried that one and nothing happened flipa

:giggle:

4 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I tried that one and nothing happened :giggle:

Ahhh my little welsh dragon :shock: :shock: if only you were not at THE OTHER END OF THE FOOKING COUNTRY mad

(sorry i'm a tad frustrated) all would be fine. hump

4 Apr 2006

Quote by natandh
Have you considered becoming the 'elusive single bi fem' yourself and playing with another couple?
H.x

No good hun. Stormwalker and I want to play together with a lady. I don't want to play with another man yet and Storm's not bi and neither of us wants to be watched by one either, so for the moment it would'nt work.
Fussy buggers ar'nt we :giggle:
Love
FL xxxxxx
Was just a thought. I'm as good as single and I haven't plucked up the courage to 'go it alone' yet.
As for being fussy - who isn't? (waits for role call!)

:therethere: If you're unhappy to be nearly single and :happy: if you're happy about it!
So let me get this straight.. you might be on the market soon :smile2: just a couple of questions then..... How many owners have you had
Low or high Mileage
Have you been in an accident
do you have any outstanding credit agreements
and what's the rust like on your big end :giggle:
Love FL xxxxx

4 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Prehaps a new aproach is needed, I've taken the liberty of writting a new ad out for you. Feel free to use it if it suits your needs :?

WANTED 6' tall shed fanatic with gsoh must be willing to travel and creasote :? Must be r&r free (rust and rot) and of the outdoors type.

now if only we knew someone who fitted that desricption
Serious stuff now I hope you get it all sorted in time

Aaaaawwww Sheddy
If only I wanted a man, :upset: I would use the ad hun passionkiss

now come here and get smackbottom

whats coming to you for not being serious!!!!!
Love
FL xxx

4 Apr 2006

Quote by firelizard
now come here and get whats coming to you for not being serious!!!!!
Love
FL xxx

Aha my cunning plan worked then :twisted: :twisted:

4 Apr 2006

I'm not soon to be single, I'm only occassionally a couple (confused - good, join the club)
How many owners have you had
A couple of careful owners, a couple not so careful.
Low or high mileage
medium mileage, would apprecaite regular servicing....
do you have any outstanding credit agreements
credit, I don't give credit!
and what's the rust like on your big end
nothing a rub down with some wet and dry wouln't cure.
biggrin

4 Apr 2006

Quote by natandh
I'm not soon to be single, I'm only occassionally a couple (confused - good, join the club)
How many owners have you had
A couple of careful owners, a couple not so careful.
Low or high mileage
medium mileage, would apprecaite regular servicing....
do you have any outstanding credit agreements
credit, I don't give credit!
and what's the rust like on your big end
nothing a rub down with some wet and dry wouln't cure.

Well when you're ready to play hun let us know (only if you like us though obviously) :giggle:
Love
FL xxx

4 Apr 2006

:giggle:
We were chatting by whispers in the chatroom last night to two who said they wanted to play with us together very near us. :wary:
Methinks someone saw the thread rolleyes

Love
FL x
WooooHoooo !!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can i have the one thats leftover lol

4 Apr 2006

Quote by farmersboy
:giggle:
We were chatting by whispers in the chatroom last night to two who said they wanted to play with us together very near us. :wary:
Methinks someone saw the thread
Love
FL x

WooooHoooo !!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can i have the one thats leftover lol

What one thats leftoverâ€¦. dunno

I have a healthy appetite my friend :hunk:
Stormwalker

4 Apr 2006

Quote by firelizard
:giggle:
We were chatting by whispers in the chatroom last night to two who said they wanted to play with us together very near us. :wary:
Methinks someone saw the thread
Love
FL x

WooooHoooo !!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can i have the one thats leftover lol

What one thats leftoverâ€¦. dunno

I have a healthy appetite my friend :hunk:
Stormwalker
Friend friend its at a time like this you find out who your friends are :kick:

4 Apr 2006

Quote by farmersboy
:giggle:
We were chatting by whispers in the chatroom last night to two who said they wanted to play with us together very near us. :wary:
Methinks someone saw the thread
Love
FL x

WooooHoooo !!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can i have the one thats leftover lol

What one thats leftoverâ€¦. dunno

I have a healthy appetite my friend :hunk:
Stormwalker
Friend friend its at a time like this you find out who your friends are :kick:
Ok Okâ€¦ffs ..........Iâ€™ll let you have the spare, but Iâ€™m not paying for postage so youâ€™ll just have to collect herâ€¦â€¦.
anyone know how long Bi-Fems keep in the fridge. :dunno:
Stormwalker

4 Apr 2006

Quote by firelizard
anyone know how long Bi-Fems keep in the fridge.

well i may just be in a sensitive mood this week but i find that (and other comments ive read in this thread and more) rather offensive......im a person not a bottle of milk!! confused

note, only rather offensive biggrin

however, i would like to put accross my views on the subject of single bi females.....and i would be interested to hear from others....
the big thing that puts me off meeting couples these days is how im seen as some sort of commodity, an object, a sex toy, a fantasy filler, something to be passed on to other people, a 24/7 sex kitten (or a timewaster when ppl find out i actually have a life apart from my sex kitten persona and wont meet at the drop of a hat) and on the other hand im an unattainable goal or a special and rare jewel.....talk about putting someone on a pedastal......
im none of these things im just a girl! :wary:
i hope this doent offend anyone, i know no-ones being malicious....its just....well....oh i dunno
bolt