Right! When my time's up....................................

2 May 2005

I'm gonna have a smile on my face and a ginormous erection! wink

:wink: :P
So..................I want to be buried on my back with my stiffy poking up through a hole in the lid of the coffin. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
A sort of "horizontal gloryhole" redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Oh! And don't forget to have me embalmed first so's I'll last a few thousand years! :grin: :grin:
How would you like to "end up"? dunno

:D :D :D

2 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
I'm gonna have a smile on my face and a ginormous erection! :wink: :P
So..................I want to be buried on my back with my stiffy poking up through a hole in the lid of the coffin. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
A sort of "horizontal gloryhole" ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:D :D :D

oooerr Eagerslut...hv you not considered the fact that moles eats parsnips...and they're blind?.....that's how to make dead eyes water...OUCH!! :cry:
lol

:lol: :lol:

2 May 2005

Quote by alspals
I'm gonna have a smile on my face and a ginormous erection! :wink: :P
So..................I want to be buried on my back with my stiffy poking up through a hole in the lid of the coffin. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
A sort of "horizontal gloryhole" ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:D :D :D

oooerr Eagerslut...hv you not considered the fact that moles eats parsnips...and they're blind?.....that's how to make dead eyes water...OUCH!! :cry:
lol

:lol: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 May 2005

solves the problm of how to get the coffin lid shut I guess

2 May 2005

:shock: Do Health and Safety allow graves that shallow? :shock: :twisted:

2 May 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
remember that dogs cock there legs anywhere
lmaoooooooo

He's probably counting on that
rolleyes

:roll:

2 May 2005

I'm either going to be cut up and fed to vultures, like in Tibet, before having my bones ground up and drank by someone (think they do that too)....
OR....
just for a laugh be buried with a huge smile on my face and have a lever that slowly raises me up in the open casket, while having some hilariously inappropriate music playing in the background. Something like 'The Timewarp' or 'Who let the dogs out'.

3 May 2005

This sorta reminded me of a little ditty !!
When my time is over,
and life has come to pass,
I hope they bury me upside down,
so the world can KISS MY ARSE !
Thank you, thank you, thank you
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 May 2005

There is no way I am going to be buried, I may be dead but the thought of all those wiggly worms and spiders crawling over me............(((((((((shudder)))))))
Did think about leaving my body to medical science but the thought of all the interns laughing at my lumps and bumps redface

ops:
oh well, have to be a cremation, at least it is fast. Then i want my ashes spread in thailand lol

:lol:

3 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
I'm gonna have a smile on my face and a ginormous erection! :wink: :P
So..................I want to be buried on my back with my stiffy poking up through a hole in the lid of the coffin. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
A sort of "horizontal gloryhole" ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Oh! And don't forget to have me embalmed first so's I'll last a few thousand years! :grin: :grin:
How would you like to "end up"?
:D :D :D

I loose count of how many guy's I've buried with a hard on!

3 May 2005

Quote by kazswallows
oh well, have to be a cremation, at least it is fast.

Takes about 1hr 20 mins and is mostly done during the night.

3 May 2005

Quote by KitKat
:shock: Do Health and Safety allow graves that shallow? :shock: :twisted:

Full burial must be at least 6ft 2in (don't ask bloody European laws!)
Ashes 3ft 2in

3 May 2005

I want cremated from a cardboard box. (although am perhaps now pondering a woven basket sort of thingy)
I want the service held in a church because i like the idea of the pomp and ceremony that goes with death, including the bell tolling !!!!
I want everyone dressed in clown outfits, to include the nose, shoes, wigs and makeup.
I want a bouncy castle big enough for adults.
I want a karaoke/disco and for everyone to be absolutely plastered.
Might sound a bit bizarre, but i seriously want nothing less than one huge humungous party. lol

Lots of love,hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

3 May 2005

a couple of weeks ago we had my mum cremated :cry: we hired a horse and carriage , it was beautiful the horses were jet black with black plumes they looked really majestic, and the horsemen were dressed in the old traditional style with top hat and a cape attached to the coat, i must say it was very stylish neutral

3 May 2005

((((Hugs Sexyanne57))))
Reminds me of that song....
And when I die don't bury me at all, just pickle my bones in alcohol.
I'm donating my body to science. Besides giving back for the miracle medical science has given my youngest I figure it's worth one last manhandling sesh wink

3 May 2005

I always wanted to be buried at sea. IRL I can't even swim and I'd say I'm actually abit scared of water. I know if my mother is still alive she would never allow it.
I'll go for the normal burial but in a eco-friendly coffin please. However, I want my body embalmed and treated in such a way that it will be preserved for future generations to dig up and examine. Maybe I should insist on a burial in peat, it's very good for preserving human remains.
I'm torn between the "get pissed and have a laugh" wake or the full-on "horse and glass cariiage, procession through the town, wailing and crying" thing. In all honesty, I'd be surprised if more than half a dozen people show up.
And yes, i do intend to haunt those that don't! :twisted:

3 May 2005

Well my mum would have been 68 this year in august and if we could have got a private room a bit sooner we were going to bring her birthday forward and have a bit of a party cool

but it was,nt to be ...and she was asleep most of the time anyway sad

but i think the horse ang carriage made up for it 8-) Thanks for the hugs Libra-Love very much welcome and appreciated smile

3 May 2005

We had a horse drawn hearse for both my mother and father and 15 cars behind. We brought the whole of the A13 in east London to a stand still for an hour on both days and it was reported on capital radio.
As my mum said if Iâ€™m going then every buggers going to know about it!

3 May 2005

Ive already told my wife ( and my best friend just in case dear wifey wont agree lol) that i want strippers ( both male and female so everyone enjoys themselves) at my funeral. I dont want any tears as i want people to celebrate my life not mourn my death . Oh and lets not forget loads of free booze .lol.