Right, who nicked it???

7 Apr 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Now Sarge, I take great offense I do. Fake job reference indeed! Just because one of my five week placements became a thirteen month placement upon my CV doesn't indicate the ensuing reference was fake. It was merely what we refer to in the trade as 'upholstered'.
I am also very disappointed to note that that you have left Mr 'very much in touch with his feminine side' Leeds out of your equation, who, correct me if I am wrong, was seen rampaging around the Cafe last night in charge of a very suspect sense of humour.
I believe said Leeds has also kept a pretty low profile today. A clear indication of a guilty concience!
I rest my case :smug:
Venusxxx

I KNOW WHERE IT IS... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'll bet good goldfish that it's in the case Venus just rested. wink

:thumbup: :smug:
Trying to point the finger of suspicion to that poor innocent Neilinleeds, indeed.

You should be ashamed of yourself Venus. :smackbottom:

7 Apr 2005

Debbiewebs - Because she hates me anyway !! :shock: :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
well if you think like that i better own up then!
well i have been looking for mine for weeks now.......it must of fallen out
to i thought i would pinch yours. :grin:
And if thats all your offering for a reward i am going to keep it!

7 Apr 2005

dear mr easy,
many thanks for your spirited defence of my good character. i had felt that it was beneath my dignity to respond to such an outrageous slur on my reputation, and that to engage in some kind of tit for tat smear campaign was not in the best interests of our happy community. rest assured Mrs Venus has now been removed from my to do list, and we are no longer on speaking terms. i'm currently considering the small matter of compensation, and will be presenting mrs venus with a list of my demands soon enough. :twisted:
your humble servant
mr inleeds

7 Apr 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
Mrs Venus has now been removed from my to do list................... and will be presenting mrs venus with a list of my demands soon enough. :twisted:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^OXYMORON ALERT!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mr Easy. It is with some dismay and pity that I observe that you also have succumbed to Mr Inleeds 'poor little innocent hard done by' act. It's not a difficult act to fall for, it's the one which gets him shagged, and he has perfected it well.
Perhaps you have fallen for it so easily because you have a personal interest in that direction?
No matter. I believe in letting people find their own way in life, but being the fine and forgiving person I am, I'd just like to take a moment to assure you that after Mr Inleeds has drawn you in, and sucked your brain out through your nasal passages, that I will still be here to pick up the pieces. No hard feelings.
It's difficult to hold a grudge against retards :therethere:
Venusxxx

7 Apr 2005

Mrs Mars....
flipa

:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Yours sincerely.
easy.
PS. It's sociopathic attitudes like that, which give the rest of us nuts a bad name. evil

PPS. A tad defensive there Venus. Quick Sarge get her up against the wall and frisk her. :shock:
lol

7 Apr 2005

pssst.....over here......now then I've compiled a list of those members that I reckon should have nicked it cos they desperately need it, but in the interest of discretion I've changed the list of names font, to match the background colour of this page so if you want to view it just qoute me, highlight the space under this message and change the font into red wink

this lot up here

7 Apr 2005

Quote by davej
pssst.....over here......now then I've compiled a list of those members that I reckon should have nicked it cos they desperately need it, but in the interest of discretion I've changed the list of names font, to match the background colour of this page so if you want to view it just qoute me, highlight the space under this message and change the font into red
Davej
Davej
Davej
Davej
Davej
Davej
Davej
Davej
Davej
Davej
this lot up here

:? :? :shock: :shock: :shock: surprised

:o :o :o
That's a confession if ever I saw one. You know the drill Sarge. Up aginst the wall with him and frisk 'im. And don't forget the cavity search. If he can get his head up there, he can certainly get your poor, little sense of humour in there. :wink:

7 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat

Where's Kate when you need him ??? :? :? :?

Where I always am Sarge! rolleyes

I've scaled the vast peaks of the Pleasure Mountains which survey the world with their majesty, plunged between them into the deepest Chasm of Joy, toiled across the splendour of the vast Plains of Paradise and awed at the vibrancy of the dark Jungle of Snatch (BTW - Jags, you need to get the hedge trimmer out). I've faced dangers untold and yea, though I even walked through the Valley of Blissful Death, my quest was in vain. The fabled golden chalice of humour hath eluded me. sad

lhk
Kat
P.S. I've not checked the Crack of Doom yet, I'm off there now. But please please please don't make me search the dread Pits of Arm. :uhoh:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
And did you not find the sense of humour??? You certainly found my sense of pleasure!
kiss

:kiss:

7 Apr 2005

Phew! Just back from the peaks(Jags really must wear looser tops, it's been like pot holing)
Discovered some interesting things confused

Nothing belonging to Sarge though!

7 Apr 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Debbiewebs - Because she hates me anyway !! :shock: :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
well if you think like that i better own up then!
well i have been looking for mine for weeks now.......it must of fallen out
to i thought i would pinch yours. :grin:
And if thats all your offering for a reward i am going to keep it!
oo yes...sarge.......... unless you get your bum over here and wipe the bloody mushy peas you applied so liberally over my body......and that have dried up into a horrid green color and i look like a bloody alein.... mad

..
and remove your tank from out of my bedroom. as the gun of it is sticking out my window ..........and i have had the police round several times to remove it..... as little old Ganny down the road here is getting paranoid that world war 3 has started......
and your tin hat...... that you so happily used as a toilet that is still under my bed is smelling ........... and i keep getting attacked by flys trying to bonk me due to them mistaking me as a green bottle :x
Just to finish off............. the condoms you left behind have been found by my kids and are using them as water bombs :x
I AM NOT GIVING YOUR HUMOR BACK

9 Apr 2005

:wink: :wink:
now go to bed rotflmao