Risking my neck...

15 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
I'm hiding where she'll never find me.....
in the chatroom..... :lol2:
don't tell her....

I found him!
I've put him in the corner of SH Towers with his face to the wall wearing a hat with TWAT written on it!
He can stay there until he ..... well, he can stay there

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
wink

15 Nov 2005

Yep you're Bolloxed now mate :grin: innocent

15 Nov 2005

Jags, give him a ban, nothing permanent, 3 months should be enough!

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Jags, give him a ban, nothing permanent, 3 months should be enough!

And what makes you think I haven't already????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 Nov 2005

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15 Nov 2005

I have just been told by Postie that I am leader of the Appeal Committee
Jags (on bended knee) ...................... please let him back in here coz he is currently slumming it in the chatroom ?
Many many thanx and loads of grovels !!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
Jags, give him a ban, nothing permanent, 3 months should be enough!

And what makes you think I haven't already????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'm not that lucky!

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Jags, give him a ban, nothing permanent, 3 months should be enough!

And what makes you think I haven't already????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'm not that lucky!
:laughabove: and also the search button is your friend wink

15 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
I have just been told by Postie that I am leader of the Appeal Committee
Jags (on bended knee) ...................... please let him back in here coz he is currently slumming it in the chatroom ?
Many many thanx and loads of grovels !!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Sam... good grovel - I opened the door again but, unfortunately, it slammed shut right in his face. Must have caught a blast of wind! I'll try again but it's pretty stormy up north tonight!

:rotflmao:

15 Nov 2005

Postie ........... babe ...................I tried
Soz babe
I resign my position .................. in other words .......... you're on your own :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Nallers
note to jags, there is currently a 14ft hole in my garden, due to the new tower being delivered tomorrow, if you wish i'm sure it would make a suitable resting place for posties remains, concrete lorry arrives at 1pm to top hole up.
yours sparky 230

Phew thats a relief - was worried that according to the survey i'd be in danger of being tied up in a web of aerial leads trying to re-activate a deactivated tv lol

:lol:
N
YOU should be so lucky - anyway, since when do think about being tied to a TV???
rolleyes

15 Nov 2005

I bet the bugger trampled all over the flower beds getting to the door!

15 Nov 2005

sorry Jags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grovel grovel....
: :
:inlove:
posting this as it'll be the third time i have been banned while typing.... rolleyes

Jags.... Sorry

15 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
sorry Jags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grovel grovel....
: :
:inlove:
posting this as it'll be the third time i have been banned while typing....
Jags.... Sorry

I quite liked watching you stagger round the revolving door - and the pleading phone call was certainly an unexpected bonus which pleased me greatly.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Nov 2005

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :smug: :smug: :smug: :boo: :boo: :boo: :boo:
The wilderness is 'orrible...

15 Nov 2005

Welcome back!
lol

I dont think I could have slept, knowing you were stuck outside in the cold!

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Welcome back!

I dont think I could have slept, knowing you were stuck outside in the cold!

Now, you're tempting me and Jags can resist anything except temptation!
:twisted: :twisted:
Two birds - one stone :lol: :lol:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
sorry Jags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grovel grovel....
: :
:inlove:
posting this as it'll be the third time i have been banned while typing....
Jags.... Sorry

I quite liked watching you stagger round the revolving door - and the pleading phone call was certainly an unexpected bonus which pleased me greatly.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I never knew I could plead like that... and I could feel your wrath seeping out of the handset...
oooh never again will I do something so stoooopid..
Jags you are truly Mighty!
worship

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
Welcome back!

I dont think I could have slept, knowing you were stuck outside in the cold!

Now, you're tempting me and Jags can resist anything except temptation!
:twisted: :twisted:
Two birds - one stone :lol: :lol:
You cant tar me with the same brush as the letter box botherer!

15 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
sorry Jags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grovel grovel....
: :
:inlove:
posting this as it'll be the third time i have been banned while typing....
I never knew I could plead like that... and I could feel your wrath seeping out of the handset...
oooh never again will I do something so stoooopid..

CREEP!!

Quote by postie
Jags you are truly Mighty!

Told you didn't I....... :smug:

15 Nov 2005

I'm on my way from misery to happiness today..

Bilko Twins exact just and bloody revenge!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Welcome back!

I dont think I could have slept, knowing you were stuck outside in the cold!

Now, you're tempting me and Jags can resist anything except temptation!
:twisted: :twisted:
Two birds - one stone :lol: :lol:
You cant tar me with the same brush as the letter box botherer!
Can we just tar you for fun?
(and while getting unbanned I asked jags to ban you for being Miserable.... and it's being thought about... and I'd sleep very well knowing you were out in the cold evil

)

15 Nov 2005

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15 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Can we just tar you for fun?
(and while getting (grovelling to get) unbanned I asked jags to ban you for being Miserable.... and it's being thought about... and I'd sleep very well knowing you were out in the cold )

Yes, he did - but I'll have you know that Jags said 'NO' to banning Happy Cats! Harsh but fair... well, mousey brown if the truth be told and not THAT harsh except when pushed beyond limits by some twat carrying an overlarge bag with red piping.
lol

15 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Welcome back!

I dont think I could have slept, knowing you were stuck outside in the cold!

Now, you're tempting me and Jags can resist anything except temptation!
:twisted: :twisted:
Two birds - one stone :lol: :lol:
You cant tar me with the same brush as the letter box botherer!
Can we just tar you for fun?
(and while getting unbanned I asked jags to ban you for being Miserable.... and it's being thought about... and I'd sleep very well knowing you were out in the cold evil

)
Some Union rep you are, doing sneaky arse licking "youre so lovely" deals with the bosses!

15 Nov 2005

Quote by westerross
You been away Postie - what's up?

I took a little trip Choon.... off the end of a Mod's boot..... but it's OK now.... i think. Erm...
I'd better shut up actually...

15 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
You been away Postie - what's up?

I took a little trip Choon.... off the end of a Mod's boot..... but it's OK now.... i think. Erm...
I'd better shut up actually...
Tell the truth - off the end of a Mod's boot - up in the air - did a cartwheel twice - showed a perfect tucked somersault with one and a half twist and landed on your neck.
:beer: :beer:

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
You been away Postie - what's up?

I took a little trip Choon.... off the end of a Mod's boot..... but it's OK now.... i think. Erm...
I'd better shut up actually...
Tell the truth - off the end of a Mod's boot - up in the air - did a cartwheel twice - showed a perfect tucked somersault with one and a half twist and landed on your neck.
:beer: :beer:
Yep... just like that, then I got slapped about a bit by a revolving door that let me log in.... and then banned me again.
Jags is like a Vengeance demon.... only harsher... ( that's a compliment btw...:shock: ) must take more notes at The lairds school of creeping

16 Nov 2005

In a girlie voice -
and while getting unbanned I asked jags to ban you for being Miserable.... and it's being thought about... and I'd sleep very well knowing you were out in the cold
flipa

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
In a girlie voice -
and while getting unbanned I asked jags to ban you for being Miserable.... and it's being thought about... and I'd sleep very well knowing you were out in the cold

I'm giving it some consideration!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

Was that OK Postie mate??? confused

:? :?

Jags will.....