roll call.....whos is horny right now?

28 Apr 2005

count me in
lol

28 Apr 2005

Funnily enough, I am! The stupid thing is I have to drive in to Guildford this evening due to work commitment

28 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
Just make sure the neighbours aren't around, unless you're into that sort of thing

my neighbors are all old ladies... if I didn't have a nice garden wall giving me privacy, they probably couldn't see that far anyway... wink

I've got the A6 right outside my window. Can't go nekkid or I'd cause a pile up :smug:

28 Apr 2005

wish I had time to be horny today! :cry:
baby's got a cold and I'm about to get the other 4 kids back from school in ooowww 10mins! :shock:
quote]
...crikey Catz, five kids??...looks like you've spent yr whole life horny! lol

:lol: :lol:

28 Apr 2005

Quote by alspals
wish I had time to be horny today! :cry:
baby's got a cold and I'm about to get the other 4 kids back from school in ooowww 10mins! :shock:
quote]
...crikey Catz, five kids??...looks like you've spent yr whole life horny! :lol: :lol:

nnaaa just couldn't afford a telly! rotflmao

28 Apr 2005

i am very horny....been sex texting all day and am waiting for my hubby to get home so I can jump him! lol
:twisted:

28 Apr 2005

Quote by Ms Amber
i am very horny....been sex texting all day and am waiting for my hubby to get home so I can jump him! lol
:twisted:

So that's who it was who kept sending me all those suggestive texts, certainly made me horny.
John
wink

28 Apr 2005

slightly pissed - yes
hungry - yes
horny- sadly ,no.....................................but maybe later lol

28 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
i am very horny....been sex texting all day and am waiting for my hubby to get home so I can jump him! lol
:twisted:

So that's who it was who kept sending me all those suggestive texts, certainly made me horny.
John
wink

.......yes it was me hun........sorry!!!! :wink:

28 Apr 2005

Quote by Ms Amber
i am very horny....been sex texting all day and am waiting for my hubby to get home so I can jump him! lol
:twisted:

So that's who it was who kept sending me all those suggestive texts, certainly made me horny.
John
wink

.......yes it was me hun........sorry!!!! :wink:
No need to apologise, put a huge smile on my face.
John
:wink:

28 Apr 2005

Was having a discussion with me buddy NWFreckles today, saying we were both horny.....lol.....think the conversation went along the lines of being at work tomorrow and something about her vibrating phone and calling herself lol

Cant imagine what she meant!!

28 Apr 2005

Im horny all the time
24/7 some days
but thats a burden I have to live with

28 Apr 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Was having a discussion with me buddy NWFreckles today, saying we were both horny.....lol.....think the conversation went along the lines of being at work tomorrow and something about her vibrating phone and calling herself
Cant imagine what she meant!!

The conversation Mrs GHC was about the lack of me having a toy small enough that i could carry in my handbag (unlike you :giggle smile

and as i happened to be talking to you on the phone it occured to me i could set it on vibrate and ring myself from the desk phone :smile2:........and they say i don't use my own inititive at work...... rotflmao

ok I don't exactly know what got me horny today .. but hell yes... i was gagging.... hump

Freckles
xxxxx

28 Apr 2005

Trying to wear my new shoes in.........
Bought terribly short red skirt........
Black fishnet gloves..........
Yeah I'm horny for tmrw already!!!!! :happy:
Oh and saturday it's the tarts and vicars party and I get to be a tart all over again :twisted:
Cathy x

28 Apr 2005

very tired just now as just finished work (students take note) but would love a few bottles of expensive red wine and a pussy or two to nibble on...sophisticated chat too i love a good conversation
acetates

28 Apr 2005

Quote by NWfreckles
The conversation Mrs GHC was about the lack of me having a toy small enough that i could carry in my handbag (unlike you :giggle and as i happened to be talking to you on the phone it occured to me i could set it on vibrate and ring myself from the desk phone :smile2:........and they say i don't use my own inititive at work......
Freckles
xxxxx

Actually i dont carry small toys, but I do carry large handbags! wink

28 Apr 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
The conversation Mrs GHC was about the lack of me having a toy small enough that i could carry in my handbag (unlike you :giggle and as i happened to be talking to you on the phone it occured to me i could set it on vibrate and ring myself from the desk phone :smile2:........and they say i don't use my own inititive at work......
Freckles
xxxxx

Actually i dont carry small toys, but I do carry large handbags! wink

And a bulk supply of batteries i seem to remember you mentioning!!!!!!!! :evil2:
doesn't give you backache carrying a suitcase everywhere you go.........
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

28 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
No need to apologise, put a huge smile on my face.
John

hey, no fair... how come only ms Amber gets to send John suggestive texts? :cry: :wink:

29 Apr 2005

to far away from everyone to
be horny :cry:

29 Apr 2005

Im always horny think somethings wrong with me,lol
Im gonna be especially horny now im off work till Tuesday hoorah

29 Apr 2005

Having just read ocky's "underwater" post - I think I now qualify to enter this thread.
Think it has something to do withthe av as well :twisted: :twisted:

29 Apr 2005

Horny as F8ck ! ! !
Been in the sun (behind glass) most of the week. The sun alwaysmakes me horny.
Been looking forward all week to tonight. A few (?) beers, perhaps a couple of flirting lessons, and maybe even a little rump-pumpy later, if I got home in time to back down to the Herts Mini.
Alas not to be. Not gonna get home at at all tonight mad

And to make matters worse, I'm sat now on a loading bay, in glaring sunlight and a very horny little blonde keeps walking back and to across the yard.
Low cut jeans, skimpy top. Midrift showing. You know the sort of thing. And for some reason the Hi-viz vest and steelers are actually adding to the picture confused

:
OMG ! ! I need help. I'm starting to find hi-viz and steelers erotic ! ! And I'm sober ffs ! !! !

29 Apr 2005

:cry: :cry:
No dont say you are not coming
:cry: :cry:

29 Apr 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
:cry: :cry:
No dont say you are not coming
:cry: :cry:

'fraid not Sweetie.
And you know one of the particular reasons why I so wanted to be there sad

You can probably guess the other :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink

29 Apr 2005

Another horny person in the room here :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(Can't think why I should be feeling this way today dunno

:twisted: )
Fee
XX

29 Apr 2005

>>>>>>>>>>>>> comes running throwing a bucket of cold water over Dambuster!!
Shame about tonight :cry:
Anyway, Freckles, i'll remember that comment when u run out of batteries in a few weeks time wink

:twisted:

29 Apr 2005

It's Friday again & I'm horny as hell

:banghead:
I'm gonna have to go out tonite now :bounce: :bounce:

29 Apr 2005

OMG!! im sooo horny. stuck in for the weekend all on my lonesome wishing i was else where :cry: so its the home made mc,flurrys for me tonight and ill have to pour it on me tits and lick it off myself :twisted:
wink

29 Apr 2005

Yay, horny at last. biggrin

Bloody colds mad

29 Apr 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
OMG!! im sooo horny. stuck in for the weekend all on my lonesome wishing i was else where :cry: so its the home made mc,flurrys for me tonight and ill have to pour it on me tits and lick it off myself :twisted:

Great, the thought of u doing that has made me even bloody hornier now

:banghead: :banghead: