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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Antelope's Earlobes???? confused :? :? :? :?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
The sign of a great man :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by sheddy

Are you an archaeologist by any chance sheddy?
You sound like a load of my old housemates, all rolled into one (which considering they were all girlies, is quite a thought in and of it's own right smile).

No i'm afraid i'm not i'm just quite knowledgeable it's just I don't let it show very often lol :lol:
Nope, its the re-runs of the programme on Romans showed on the History Channel with that weird scientist on it that does the tax return form advert.
Quote by sheddy
Antelope's Earlobes???? confused :? :? :? :?

However i'm not knowledgeable enough to understand this chaps craved ramblings loon

This is going to be like the pampas thread where i've missed a glaringly obvious witty comment isn't it redface surprisedops: :oops:
and I thought I was the blonde one rolleyes
A man who has earlobes shaped like an antelopes is said to be a great man !!!
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Quote by blonde
and I thought I was the blonde one rolleyes
A man who has earlobes shaped like an antelopes is said to be a great man !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Firstly i'm blonde aswell and secondley i've never heard that phrase before but I prewarned you all i'd look a fool redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: lol
Quote by sheddy
All right, but apart from the sanitation, wine, straight roads and toga parties what have the Romans ever done for us?

Square houses and streets :shock: untill they turned up we all lived in round houses :smug:
oh and they invented concrete by mixing lime with volcanic rock dust then adding water making it perfect for building defenceive stuctures on coast lines as we all know concrete sets under water...............................................tell me if i'm boring you lol :lol:
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Quote by Pete_sw
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dunno :wave:
Quote by sheddy
Antelope's Earlobes???? confused :? :? :? :?

However i'm not knowledgeable enough to understand this chaps craved ramblings loon

This is going to be like the pampas thread where i've missed a glaringly obvious witty comment isn't it redface surprisedops: :oops:
Have a read Sheddy!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Have a read Sheddy!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Read and book marked I love that film :lol: :lol: :lol: thanks not seen it for years though.
from a different source :
Rat anyone? ..................... might be the last meal you get dunno
lwns.
I didnt know they invented Domini pizzas... wow thoes romans really were cool!
Crucifiction Party ............................................................. wait for it !!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Jailer: Crucifiction?
Prisoner: Yes. ... 1st Party
Dad: Are you the clown?
Shakes the Clown: No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins. ...
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Crucifiction Party ............................................................. wait for it !!!! lol :lol: :lol:

no erm, ..... freedom actually :shock:
The Romans gave us the single currency
a mostly unified europe
400 or so years of peace and prosperity
central heating
the modern military
Christianity and the church
Time Team
Quote by Pete_sw
Crucifiction Party ............................................................. wait for it !!!! lol :lol: :lol:

no erm, ..... freedom actually :shock:
Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then. confused :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nah, nah I'm only kidding you.
Oh, well, out this door one..
I know I know, line on the left, one cross each.
I'm Brian and so's my wife!
Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
No............. welease Wodger !!
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
This man commands a cwack legion!
He wanks as high as any in Wome! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
what about Ssampson the Ssaducue SSlassher??
Quote by Hillfolk
Otters noses , donkey scabs, ocelots spleen anyone.... surprised

Always look on the bright side of life.
:laughabove:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
This man commands a cwack legion!
He wanks as high as any in Wome! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He has a wife, you know......
Quote by makingcocoa
This man commands a cwack legion!
He wanks as high as any in Wome! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He has a wife, you know......
She's called... Incontinentia...................................................Incontinentia Buttocks. :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: