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supersaintmattyman
Warming the Bed
if people on here could put three things into room 101 (and i'm not talking about a hotel room at a hotel!!!smile) then what would they be? you can also specify reasons too if you wish. i must be conveying myself as a market research person trying to collate etc but...... i'm just a naturally curious person ;)
Libra__Love
Sex God
Religious war
Natural disaster
Poverty
zootle
Sex God
George W Bush
Tony Blair
And the incompetent tosser that sits behind me at work.
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
I think something similar to this has been done but I'm for another bash at it 'cos my hit-list changes daily.
*AOL- aoHell, Arseholes OnLine - call 'em what you will. I just want to shove their feckin 'helpline' up their blummin dial-up.
* Glorified pen-pushers.you know the ones - they're not much more than a human answering machine with a name badge on but once you stick em behind a desk they think they run the world!
All you want is to see the feckin doctor! Is it too much to ask that the bint behind the counter just gives you an appointment instead of ranting on about practise policy on waiting times etc.
They're in the council offices too. Ring any department - better still, visit them in person - and they'll ask you at least 3 times for your name, address, NI number, shoe size, the far end of a fart and which way it blows - then they put you through to the 'right' person who asks you the same shite again. Surely the local feckin council can get their arses into gear to teach their staff to push a bloody button on a computer - look, there's all the blummin details you want! Nah, that would be too easy!
*Old drivers- sorry! I believe people over 60 - maybe even younger (god, i'm gonna get a spanking for this one) should be made to resit their test every year, inclusive of eyesight tests and The Knowledge. They claim they've been around long enough to know better than everyone else so why are they driving the wrong way up a one way street at 5 mph in a 40 zone? They park wherever they want, they ignore pedastrians entirely and when the speed limit goes up, they slow down!
You did only ask for 3 didn't you? I could go on all night. rolleyes
chelms
Sexlightened
Tony Blair
David Beckham
Jade Goody
3 to start with,many more if it was changed to allow 33.
Sharif
Casanova
Work , Work & Woek
zootle
Sex God
Quote by Marya
lots of stuff!

<yoda>I sense much anger in you</yoda>
jsm1976
Sexlightened
Michael Winner (Fecking calm down dear?? )
Any boy/girlband
New Band-Aid single (Dizee Rascal in-particular)
truluv
Sexlightened
Chavs
Taxes
Disease
MQ
Sex God
Child abuse
chavs
that fucking crazy frog ringtone advert mad :x :x
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by thedukereid
Religious war
Natural disaster
Poverty

Gotta agree on those three big ones, but.....
Religious war will keep coming back again until we get rid of people who think their beliefs are more valid than other peoples
Natural disaster will never go away as it's this planets way of reminding us it's far bigger and more powerful than this little branch off the primate tree
Poverty will keep coming back again as long as money is the most important way of judging peoples worth (which implies that worth and money are the same thing)
Michael
Aww...thanks for depressing me.
I know all that ^ ^ ^ but room 101 is fictitious and that's what I'd like to put in sad
RedHot
Sex God
All religions - each convinced they are the *true* religion (they're mostly all bullshit based on myth and scientifically impossible *miracles*) rolleyes
Violence and abuse of any sort to humans or animals - physical, mental, verbal sad
Old drivers - anyone aged over 65 and still driving GET THEM OFF THE ROAD!!! They are a bloody nuisance. Drive about 12 miles an hour, pull out without indicating, stop the same way, can't park for toffees and if they weren't on the roads, there would be a lot less traffic about for those of us who need to get to work in the mornings.
We're not all out for a leisurely drive to the garden centre coffee shop at on a Monday morning! :roll: evil
Tracy-Jayne
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Martin Mcguinness
Gerry Adams
Inflatable Barbie (so that they had something to blow up)
Calista
Sex God
Intolerance
Bigotry
racism
there isn't a valid excuse for any of them!!!!!!
For starters mad
Missy
Sex God
Speed cameras
Mums at the school gate faffing about with their kid, doing shoelaces, doing their coats up for em, handing them their perfectly organised lunch boxes, coochy cooing, and generally being far too clingy ...... then chat about superb biscuit receipes/learning activities they will be doing with their kids that evening/twittering on about how mortified they were because they accidently packed their kids a flapjack instead of ready sliced apple chunks in their lunch box rolleyes basically competing with each other as to who is the most caring/loving mother .......... only cos it all makes me feel so inferior as me and mini misschief are legging it to school (although these days tend to just slow the car down enough for her to jump out), yelling at each other cos we're late, coat just shoved on her head like a wonder woman cape, trying to balance her bag, PE kit and brush her hair (under coat hood) all at the same time confused whilst being tutted at by the twittering mothers.
Middle lane drivers that go no more than 50 on a motorway and leaving the inside lane completely empty mad
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Packaging - when you buy a box of chocolates, there is always 5 times as much box as there is chocolate and you need power tools to open it.
Cyclists - No licence, no tax, no insurance, no M.O.T. no clue, and they think the rules don't apply to them.
Paul Merton. TMAC
hairry1
Warming the Bed
Cigarettes, I've managed 12 days without
All religeons.
Anti-Smokers
SunBunny
Sex God
George Bush and his entire population (its fictitious remember..........)
Fast food
War/violence of any kind - and that includes all those stupid computer games that teach children to wield guns and kill eachother for a passtime
tall_dark_n_havesome
Sexpert
All the other single guys on SH !!
All the ladies who wont have anything to do with attached males on SH!!
The verification thread!!!!
Happy__Cat
Sex God
All those that need to "find themselves"
All those on a " journey of self discovery"
Mirrors
SunBunny
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
All those that need to "find themselves"
All those on a " journey of self discovery"
Mirrors

Hmm . touch of bitterness coming out there Happy Cat?
Were you unlucky enough to find yourselfon the mucky path of self-discovery in front of the full-length mirrorin your parents' bedroom, perhaps???
wink
Kent__man
Sexlightened
Intolerance (with the following two exceptions)
sales people
Sandy Toksvig
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by SunBunny
All those that need to "find themselves"
All those on a " journey of self discovery"
Mirrors

Hmm . touch of bitterness coming out there Happy Cat?
Were you unlucky enough to find yourselfon the mucky path of self-discovery in front of the full-length mirrorin your parents' bedroom, perhaps???
wink
Thats it exactly! :wink:
Unknown User
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
THE ENTIRE PRISON POPULATION
PEOPLE WHO CANT MAKE THERE MINDS UP AT ROUNDABOUTS AS TO WHICH WAY TO GIVE WAY TO.......SO JUST SIT THERE AND GIVE WAY TO EVERYONE. (COCKHEADS!!)
MQ
Sex God
Quote by tall_dark_n_havesome
All the ladies who wont have anything to do with attached males on SH!!!

Well that's me off then,sorry but unless your partner is there and consenting, I'm not going there.
Re__Lapse
Sex God
The white elephant that they call the millenium dome(what a waste of money).
Anyone who wants to commit suicide this xmas (it will keep them safe until next year).
war any war all wars.
zootle
Sex God
Now there's an idea, putting all single males but me in there.
mollyandchris
Sex God
Balamory - that song does my head in
Road works at peak times especially on the motorway
Spam - Pointless emails not the edible stuff (never tried it myself)
Molly xx
cummon
Master of Sex
Without a doubt
Hand Dryers (as found in public toilets) completely useless.
Mick Hucknall...........no explanation required..........
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
Quote by mollyandchris
Balamory - that song does my head in
Road works at peak times especially on the motorway
Spam - Pointless emails not the edible stuff (never tried it myself)
Molly xx

I've got for you hunny!
And what do you mean you've never had spam? Did you go to a posh school then? lol