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Room 101 What would you put in there?
Quote by Chunky Love
lol thought it must b a miricle he's in spain and actually im glad!!!!!! fuew that were close
louxx
Hehe, no bother lass. I think I've got one of those faces that a lot of people recognise. In fact, it's the kind of face you see in the photofits in Crimewatch!
Honestly, I once stood in a police lineup to make up the numbers for an officer friend of mine, and I was asked to stand beside the accused. Out of four people asked to pick him out, two of them picked me! Ooh, was I messing myself panicking that day!
I must have that kinda face..
thats just what happened with my brother he always used to do id perades.
thing was tho have the time he was quilty!!!!!!!
he's a absolute nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one of those people that go to football matches just for fighting used to go around as part o the DFL. hes a co*k but u seem sound sorry for insulting u
Quote by bailiffs
one of those people that go to football matches just for fighting used to go around as part o the DFL. hes a co*k but u seem sound sorry for insulting u
No insult taken! I've got a couple of friends like that, and they normally get a mouthful from me for getting involved with that kinda carry on. I'm more of a 'make love, not war' kinda guy!
Quote by Chunky Love
one of those people that go to football matches just for fighting used to go around as part o the DFL. hes a co*k but u seem sound sorry for insulting u
No insult taken! I've got a couple of friends like that, and they normally get a mouthful from me for getting involved with that kinda carry on. I'm more of a 'make love, not war' kinda guy!
lol gud a man after me own heart!!!!!!!
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Master of Sex
one last thing i want to throw into room 101 is...
my chav next door neighbour....
Friday night it ending with 6 cops and 4 CID kidking her door in becuse of a serious domestic.... and 2 guys being arrested in hand and leg cuffs
what did i say.... neuter the bastards... this scheemie cow has an 18 month old child an i doubt shes 18 herself... poor kid, it gets rattled round in a buggy all the time and screamed at to shut its face when its crying.... with a mother like that i'd be crying too!
how do you rid the world of these scum bags?
my chav next door neighbour....
Friday night it ending with 6 cops and 4 CID kidking her door in becuse of a serious domestic.... and 2 guys being arrested in hand and leg cuffs
what did i say.... neuter the bastards... this scheemie cow has an 18 month old child an i doubt shes 18 herself... poor kid, it gets rattled round in a buggy all the time and screamed at to shut its face when its crying.... with a mother like that i'd be crying too!
how do you rid the world of these scum bags?
Quote by Nicola&Alan
one last thing i want to throw into room 101 is...
my chav next door neighbour....
Friday night it ending with 6 cops and 4 CID kidking her door in becuse of a serious domestic.... and 2 guys being arrested in hand and leg cuffs
what did i say.... neuter the bastards... this scheemie cow has an 18 month old child an i doubt shes 18 herself... poor kid, it gets rattled round in a buggy all the time and screamed at to shut its face when its crying.... with a mother like that i'd be crying too!
how do you rid the world of these scum bags?
god where u from burton???????? sounds like richmond street in burton!!!!! lived there 14yrs!!!!!! arrghhh know what u mean once our neighbours little lad poured petrol all over the house threatened to set it on fire!!!!!!!
god they blocked the street off evacuated the houses there arseholes!!!!
i sympathise!!!
loux
Lets start with....
Cars without indicators.
TV advert breaks - just getting more frequant and longer, following Satalite TV trend
Office colleagues who cannot talk quietly on the phone.
Insincere people - Quote "when you can fake sincerity you've got it made" - too bloody true.
Telephone voice menu's - especially when they get to option 5 :!:
Cars without indicators.
TV advert breaks - just getting more frequant and longer, following Satalite TV trend
Office colleagues who cannot talk quietly on the phone.
Insincere people - Quote "when you can fake sincerity you've got it made" - too bloody true.
Telephone voice menu's - especially when they get to option 5 :!:
Sex God
This image has to be prettynear the top of the list right now
Cleaners who lock people in buildings
Sympathy shags
Children who sneeze on you and make you ill
Paperwork
Working 6days a week
Greggs the bakers
Children who want to talk about Jedi Knights instead of doing their work
Majollica potery ware
Formula one racing
The amount of money footballers get
David Dickenson
How many am I allowed again? Sod it, can I put everything in and have to reason why things have to be let out of room 101?
:twisted:
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This image has to be prettynear the top of the list right now
Cleaners who lock people in buildings
Sympathy shags
Children who sneeze on you and make you ill
Paperwork
Working 6days a week
Greggs the bakers
Children who want to talk about Jedi Knights instead of doing their work
Majollica potery ware
Formula one racing
The amount of money footballers get
David Dickenson
How many am I allowed again? Sod it, can I put everything in and have to reason why things have to be let out of room 101?
:twisted:
How dare you!
Greggs the bakers is amazing :x
Sex God
Quote by bigDewi69
People who use txt speak or abbreviate words.
People who use the term 'defo' or 'deffo' instead of definately.
Well u deffo int gonna like me, cos i use dem all da time innnit!
Bo! Peace out ya'll
Gem. x :evil2: :2fingers: :smug:
Sex God
Greggs! <pah>
*hands tantastic her pinny and refuses to go in this weekend.
See how much fun it is dealing with the general fecking public
Oooo that's another one, the general public. Gosh I'd never fucking let them out of room 101.
Bloody awful! Especially old people who get their opperation scars out in the middle of the shop as their nose drips all over the counter. While the rest of the customers look on in horror and desperation to be served before the last tuna mayo soft bite has been sold to the person infront of them, they're busy flashing :x Grrr!
"She got my sandwich, I wanted that one" they whine
"Don't worry we've only got another 200 sandwiches to choose from including tuna mayo, take your fucking time picking won't you, there are only ten people behind you, four of them are pensioners and are preparing to get pictures of the great grandkids out.... again. Please have mercy and chose a fecking sandwich"
"Oh I really wanted that one, it was smiling at me. I think I'll have a pastry. Which ones do you have?"
"Cheese and onion, Veg, Steak or Chicken." Hissed with clenched teeth over the counter as the queue steadily builds up out of the door.
"I'll have meat and potato"
"they are in the oven and won't be ready for another 5minutes"
"Oh, you don't have meat and potato. What have you got again?"
GRRRRR! Fucking listen the first time and then you'd know! And don't fecking well ask me for meat and potato pasty when I have finished telling you what is available right at this second in time.
:x :x :x Yeah, Greggs the fecking bakers, stick your apron and your horrid blue hair nets up your managerial arse and waddle. :2fingers:
*hands tantastic her pinny and refuses to go in this weekend.
See how much fun it is dealing with the general fecking public
Oooo that's another one, the general public. Gosh I'd never fucking let them out of room 101.
Bloody awful! Especially old people who get their opperation scars out in the middle of the shop as their nose drips all over the counter. While the rest of the customers look on in horror and desperation to be served before the last tuna mayo soft bite has been sold to the person infront of them, they're busy flashing :x Grrr!
"She got my sandwich, I wanted that one" they whine
"Don't worry we've only got another 200 sandwiches to choose from including tuna mayo, take your fucking time picking won't you, there are only ten people behind you, four of them are pensioners and are preparing to get pictures of the great grandkids out.... again. Please have mercy and chose a fecking sandwich"
"Oh I really wanted that one, it was smiling at me. I think I'll have a pastry. Which ones do you have?"
"Cheese and onion, Veg, Steak or Chicken." Hissed with clenched teeth over the counter as the queue steadily builds up out of the door.
"I'll have meat and potato"
"they are in the oven and won't be ready for another 5minutes"
"Oh, you don't have meat and potato. What have you got again?"
GRRRRR! Fucking listen the first time and then you'd know! And don't fecking well ask me for meat and potato pasty when I have finished telling you what is available right at this second in time.
:x :x :x Yeah, Greggs the fecking bakers, stick your apron and your horrid blue hair nets up your managerial arse and waddle. :2fingers:
Casanova
I nipped into Greggs this afternoon and bought a chicken bake.
I've seen more chicken in a water melon!
I've seen more chicken in a water melon!
ok, having just spent an hour cleaning the various deposits from the fecking wood pigeons here off of my car (which looked like small cows had been taking a dump on it!!!), i would like to insert all birds in the tree outside my house forcibly into room 101!!!
and hey, if we're lucky, they'll all start dumping on anne robinson and chris evans!!!!!!!
and hey, if we're lucky, they'll all start dumping on anne robinson and chris evans!!!!!!!
