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stick crappy cast to pistie with a big jar of marmite paste and rid us of 3 tasteless chunks of vomit in 1 go :moon:
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Room 101
Sex God
okay... stuff for me to put in room 101
boob tubes..... you know they are going to fall down .. its call gravity!!!.. and women just spend all night adjesting them...or some drunk bloke will just make a grab for it....
Pedal pushers........ just because someone shrunk their trousers doesn't mean they are cool
crop tops...... unless you have a washboard stomach..... no!!!!
people who have there underwear showing under their jeans/hipsters....
people who wear lycra....
london pubs that charge a fortune for beer....
london people who don't smile....
london people...........
that should be enough to keep me going......
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
p.s MARMITE!!!!!!
boob tubes..... you know they are going to fall down .. its call gravity!!!.. and women just spend all night adjesting them...or some drunk bloke will just make a grab for it....
Pedal pushers........ just because someone shrunk their trousers doesn't mean they are cool
crop tops...... unless you have a washboard stomach..... no!!!!
people who have there underwear showing under their jeans/hipsters....
people who wear lycra....
london pubs that charge a fortune for beer....
london people who don't smile....
london people...........
that should be enough to keep me going......
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
p.s MARMITE!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
boob tubes..... you know they are going to fall down ..
Noooo!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You have just posted the reason for keeping them!
hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :rascal: :rascal:Bilko is right
Sex God
toilet brushes, not right, not right at all.
Sex God
Quote by teppic
toilet brushes, not right, not right at all.
but more hygenic than using your toothbrush..
I dont use mine teppic I use hers.
Interview questions you need a feckin thesaurus to understand 
16 page-long application forms and even longer person specifications :x
God Damn political correctness gone mad - "Christmas carols are too 'Christian'"
My daughter wont be in the Nativity play this year at school, because they're not having one :shock:
:kick: into Room 101 you go
16 page-long application forms and even longer person specifications :x
God Damn political correctness gone mad - "Christmas carols are too 'Christian'"
My daughter wont be in the Nativity play this year at school, because they're not having one :shock: :kick: into Room 101 you go
Orgasminator
Where to begin?
People who design plane/train/bus seats/office furniture too small for me to fit into.
Marmite
Tabloid newspapers, and the associated trash masquerading as journalists.
Microsoft and all of their products (especially Microsoft Bob , for reasons that should be obvious if you click on the link).
People who design plane/train/bus seats/office furniture too small for me to fit into.
Marmite
Tabloid newspapers, and the associated trash masquerading as journalists.
Microsoft and all of their products (especially Microsoft Bob , for reasons that should be obvious if you click on the link).
Sex God
People with no manners or common courtesy
Tea made with too much milk in it
Marmite marmite marmite!
My next door neighbours who spend half their lives shouting at each other
One of my work collegues who is always bragging about her material worth and goods :roll: :?
BMW drivers :lol:
Chavs and all their *bling* :?
Coldplay and all their records (which all sound the same to me) :lol:
Robbie Williams :lol:
Pregnant women or people with small children around who smoke :evil:
The old guy who knocked my son off his motor bike several months ago :evil:
People who live their whole lives on the dole :evil:
Rain
Tracy-Jayne
Tea made with too much milk in it
Marmite marmite marmite!
My next door neighbours who spend half their lives shouting at each other
One of my work collegues who is always bragging about her material worth and goods :roll: :?
BMW drivers :lol:
Chavs and all their *bling* :?
Coldplay and all their records (which all sound the same to me) :lol:
Robbie Williams :lol:
Pregnant women or people with small children around who smoke :evil:
The old guy who knocked my son off his motor bike several months ago :evil:
People who live their whole lives on the dole :evil:
Rain
Tracy-Jayne
Sexpert
Quote by Calista
Marmite
Male drivers
Twatty male drivers
Idiots
Bovril just to add to the marmite list
Tea that isn't made properly
Bad manners
Chavs & Neds
Teenagers
best stop there!
Bad manners But what about, "The can can" and "Lipupfatty". Guaranteed to get a party going back when I was a kid.
Sexpert
Quote by hornytaff68
Men who pretend to be women on adult sites
I'm sure this never goes on here
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