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Quote by meat2pleaseu
its all sercher and meaty's fault, what is it with blokes and general untidyness rolleyes
bolt

smackbottom i brought 1 small bag which sat in the corner of the room (the corner that wasn't 3ft high with knickers and half eaten sarnies) and made no mess at all.
I did my barman duties and tidied as i went, located shoes, dodged glittery powder type things, averted my eyes from tempting flesh (sort of redface ) and then tidied up in the morning. you are in serious trouble now, Miss Darkfire :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
ooooo really lol
flipa
i could post a whole list of stuff you also didnt do, but, as I'm nice, I wont :twisted:
just yet wink
Quote by BiWelshMinx
WTF?!! :shock:
Now how did I manage that ? Must be this rotten throat infection affecting the brain-hand-eye co-ordination :giggle:
Minx x x

Funnily enough, The doc's given me some antibiotics for a throat infection ! What a coincidence wink
btw Darkfire
Did you manage to get all the cheese off the carpet? lol
HEHE
Interesting pics but you aint seen nuthing until youve had to survey every crew cabin on a cruise ship, notable stereotypes -
cabin stewards - very tidy with fluffed up cushions !
entertainment staff - kinda tidy kinda messy - lived in look
some female crew - when did the bomb drop but clean and curiously pleasant on the nose !
some european waiters - oh dear lord im going for a shower after this !
All in the best possible taste ........
GF
xx
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
WTF?!! :shock:
Now how did I manage that ? Must be this rotten throat infection affecting the brain-hand-eye co-ordination :giggle:
Minx x x

Funnily enough, The doc's given me some antibiotics for a throat infection ! What a coincidence wink

:shock: :shock: :wink:
Knew we shouldn't have gone to Weatherspoons for breakfast!
Minx x x
Quote by meat2pleaseu

poke you were pissed when i got there & who made you drink lemonade in an attempt to sober you up enough to walk????
Just think how bad you would have felt!!! blink

dunno
an dont u think Binxy sounds funny whan she's had afew? rolleyes
couldn't understand a bloody word, she speaks 'Wenglish' apparently :dunno:
(thinks its similar to talking bolox)
oh! thats what that languag is called :roll:
an i just got told off for the rest redface sorry :!:countess?????????????????????
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
btw Darkfire
Did you manage to get all the cheese off the carpet? lol

ish. ended up scraping it off the carpet piece by piece after most people had left - spent half an hour on my hands and friggin knees I did (repeat after people had left ! ) wink
Quote by Darkfire

btw Darkfire
Did you manage to get all the cheese off the carpet? lol

ish. ended up scraping it off the carpet piece by piece after most people had left - spent half an hour on my hands and friggin knees I did (repeat after people had left ! ) wink
did u have just a towl on !!!!????? :eeek: hump
Searcher01
Lets face it you had a wonderful afternoon............with one special lady, who brought you to us, to help with your SH education!
The education department will be opening up soon! lol
Quote by Sarah
Searcher01
Lets face it you had a wonderful afternoon............with one special lady, who brought you to us, to help with your SH education!
The education department will be opening up soon! lol

but!
i know men in the SAS who wouldnt have gone in there :shock:
Quote by sercher01
Searcher01
Lets face it you had a wonderful afternoon............with one special lady, who brought you to us, to help with your SH education!
The education department will be opening up soon! lol

but!
i know men in the SAS who wouldnt have gone in there :shock:
Oh I think they would have done, after all us ladies could have offered them all sorts of things :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Searcher01
Lets face it you had a wonderful afternoon............with one special lady, who brought you to us, to help with your SH education!
The education department will be opening up soon! lol

but!
i know men in the SAS who wouldnt have gone in there :shock:
Oh I think they would have done, after all us ladies could have offered them all sorts of things :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'm sure we could pursuade them :twisted:
Quote by sercher01
Searcher01
Lets face it you had a wonderful afternoon............with one special lady, who brought you to us, to help with your SH education!
The education department will be opening up soon! lol

but!
i know men in the SAS who wouldnt have gone in there :shock:
but searcher the men from the SAS would have most definatly gone in there....but more to the point is would they have come out alive !!!!
Quote by deancannock
Searcher01
Lets face it you had a wonderful afternoon............with one special lady, who brought you to us, to help with your SH education!
The education department will be opening up soon! lol

but!
i know men in the SAS who wouldnt have gone in there :shock:
but searcher the men from the SAS would have most definatly gone in there....but more to the point is would they have come out alive !!!!
Yes-smothered in toothpaste, white stuff and egg-thingys :P
Ex Marine here - and even I said NO cool 8-) 8-) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by martellnotts
Ex Marine here - and even I said NO cool 8-) 8-) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

chicken shit lol

me in my younger days!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Quote by sercher01

me in my younger days!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

is that before you fell off your tank, pissed :giggle:
Well, we're planning the next one now, so all requests for an invite by pm to Dark, Binx Cocoa or Fallen Angel, please biggrin
We've actually booked 2 adjoining rooms for Nottingham so we can get more people in :D
Don't forget to list any special services you would be able to provide in the room wink
(e.g. bar services, helping with stockings, judging outfits, making sandwiches, smuggling people in, keeping people warm during the night....)
Sorry I had to leave early Dark, sorry you had to scrape up all the cheese on your own! and apologies also for hogging the bed! You should've all woken me up and thrown me out! :D
Having serious post-munch blues today - it was just SO much fun - can't wait for the next one! :happy:
Quote by Fallen Angel
Sorry I had to leave early Dark, sorry you had to scrape up all the cheese on your own! and apologies also for hogging the bed! You should've all woken me up and thrown me out! biggrin

dont worry about it babes, apparently, it wasnt cheese :shock: lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu

me in my younger days!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

is that before you fell off your tank, pissed :giggle:
oh! shit did i tell u about that? :shock: rolleyes this is well after m8! lol
Quote by Fallen Angel
Well, we're planning the next one now, so all requests for an invite by pm to Dark, Binx Cocoa or Fallen Angel, please biggrin
We've actually booked 2 adjoining rooms for Nottingham so we can get more people in :D
Don't forget to list any special services you would be able to provide in the room wink
(e.g. bar services, helping with stockings, judging outfits, making sandwiches, smuggling people in, keeping people warm during the night....)
Sorry I had to leave early Dark, sorry you had to scrape up all the cheese on your own! and apologies also for hogging the bed! You should've all woken me up and thrown me out! :D
Having serious post-munch blues today - it was just SO much fun - can't wait for the next one! :happy:

:rascal: mmmmm, my speciality
Well, I've just read the whole post and it seems that you all had a whale of a time, hope the next one lives up to the last one (not too sure about the cheesy carpet though ) lol
Harry x
Quote by Darkfire
Ex Marine here - and even I said NO cool 8-) 8-) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

chicken shit lol
Errrrrrmmm yip - A man has to know his limitations at all times smile :) :)
Have been reading this thread for ten minutes and finally stopped laughing long enough to type a reply!!!
Soooooooooo looking forward to the second round, ladies!
Minx: Wenglish... is that what it's called rolleyes lol
Dark: So sorry I didn't help clear up (and missed out on watching you do it wink) - at that point I was gazing admiringly at Meaty doing man-things to my car!
FA: Will ring the hotel in Nottingham soon and check on the adjoining rooms... and see if they have any more for us! I reckon we could manage to fill three rooms with our crap...
Dawn_mids, pmsl, were you really in the lobby when we checked in? OMG, I will never be able to face you again - at least three of those bags were mine! :lol:
Cocoa x
Quote by makingcocoa
Have been reading this thread for ten minutes and finally stopped laughing long enough to type a reply!!!
Soooooooooo looking forward to the second round, ladies!
Minx: Wenglish... is that what it's called rolleyes lol
Dark: So sorry I didn't help clear up (and missed out on watching you do it wink) - at that point I was gazing admiringly at Meaty doing man-things to my car!
FA: Will ring the hotel in Nottingham soon and check on the adjoining rooms... and see if they have any more for us! I reckon we could manage to fill three rooms with our crap...
Dawn_mids, pmsl, were you really in the lobby when we checked in? OMG, I will never be able to face you again - at least three of those bags were mine! :lol:
Cocoa x

you want to rephrase that a bit please
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you want to rephrase that a bit please

rotflmao
No. I think it's phrased just right.
passionkiss
Quote by Fallen Angel
Well, we're planning the next one now, so all requests for an invite by pm to Dark, Binx Cocoa or Fallen Angel, please biggrin
We've actually booked 2 adjoining rooms for Nottingham so we can get more people in :D

Pick me pick me!!! :happy:
And can 1 of you pm me which hotel you're in please.
If it's the same as me, I'll see if I can get an adjoining room to make it a 3rd wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well, we're planning the next one now, so all requests for an invite by pm to Dark, Binx Cocoa or Fallen Angel, please biggrin
We've actually booked 2 adjoining rooms for Nottingham so we can get more people in :D

Pick me pick me!!! :happy:
And can 1 of you pm me which hotel you're in please.
If it's the same as me, I'll see if I can get an adjoining room to make it a 3rd wink
Yay!!! That would be fantastic if you could join us too! :happy:
Cocoa booked the rooms, so she will be able to let you know :D
I think the next one's going to be even better! - do you think we should ask specifically for room 405 again? :evil2:
Quote by Fallen Angel
Yay!!! That would be fantastic if you could join us too! :happy:
Cocoa booked the rooms, so she will be able to let you know biggrin
I think the next one's going to be even better! - do you think we should ask specifically for room 405 again? :evil2:

May I suggest a stealth mission to ascertain the hotel's security procedures before sending out any invites? lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Yay!!! That would be fantastic if you could join us too! :happy:
Cocoa booked the rooms, so she will be able to let you know biggrin
I think the next one's going to be even better! - do you think we should ask specifically for room 405 again? :evil2:

May I suggest a stealth mission to ascertain the hotel's security procedures before sending out any invites? lol
Ooh good idea - apparently Broad Street is particularly bad though - I don't think we'd have the same trouble again.
The thing we did at Doncaster was ideal - book a whole wing of the hotel and have a party in the corridor! :D