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Is it just me or have other less cynical folks not noticed this strange anomilly. When you talk to young guys today, the common thread is that they want to hump, pump and eat as much 'beaver' as possible and of course they all want to marry a 'virgin' - well excuse me, but if they are all humping, pumping and eating as much beaver as they declare - where the hell are all the virgins going to come from? If these guys don't wake up to the facts soon, there's either going to have to be a shit load of convincing females around or there are going to be a huge amount of RUDE AWAKENINGS and a bunch of disillusioned young men out there. Have they all gone mad?
But then again we were all the same.......weren't we? Somethings never change.
I am a virgin :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
I am a virgin :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: Funny that Blonde, so am I :shock:
Fee
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You must mix in the wrong circles, young single males are much like any other minority, if you stereotype and dismiss people you will miss out on meeting some genuinely good people, as much as I am a single male who enjoys sex, my conversation is capable of going a bit deeper and my expectations of a wife are a bit more stringent than just her sexual experience and too be honest that wouldn't even be a factor.
oops my intentions may be good but my spelling is not.
Quote by osker99
You must mix in the wrong circles, young single males are much like any other minority, if you stereotype and dismiss people you will miss out on meeting some genuinely good people, as much as I am a single male who enjoys sex, my conversation is capable of going a bit deeper and my expectations of a wife are a bit more stringent than just her sexual experience and too be honest that wouldn't even be a factor.

..well there is always an exception that proves the rule!
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I am a virgin :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: Funny that Blonde, so am I :shock:
Fee
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Virgin on the ridiculous !! rolleyes :roll: :roll: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
i have never heard any guys say they want to marry a virgin :shock:
Dont know when I was in my early twenties shagging for England. I used to avoid the Virgin types like the plague and stick with the more mature ladies.
I had a saying I would rather shag a women, than kiss a darling as it is a common known fact that the virgin types used to take a lot of work and when young you just want sex.
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I am a virgin :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: Funny that Blonde, so am I :shock:
Fee
XX
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I am a virgin :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: Funny that Blonde, so am I :shock:
Fee
XX
Virgin on the ridiculous !! rolleyes :roll: :roll: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oiiii, what EXACTLY are you implying Sarge???
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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Fee
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
i have never heard any guys say they want to marry a virgin :shock:

Avoids the jealousy of comparing with previous lovers lol
Most guys expect to meet virgins with as much success as women do with Brad Pitt, but the chances of both are slim since there's only one of each, and neither on here....... innocent :lol2:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I am a virgin :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: Funny that Blonde, so am I :shock:
Fee
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Virgin on the ridiculous !! rolleyes :roll: :roll: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Excuse me !!!!!.............. Ask Sister Stephanie.............. I am a virgin and I can vouch for all the girls on here being virgins .................... :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I am a virgin :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: Funny that Blonde, so am I :shock:
Fee
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Well that is three of us then!!
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Quote by treasurechest
I am a virgin :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: Funny that Blonde, so am I :shock:
Fee
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Well that is three of us then!!
biggrin
And I am the sultan of brunai
Quote by sleazy
I am a virgin :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: Funny that Blonde, so am I :shock:
Fee
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Well that is three of us then!!
biggrin
And I am the sultan of brunai
Evening Sultan .............. do you wanna new Sultana kiss ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sultana ???
isn't that a dried up old prune ?
lol
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sultana ???
isn't that a dried up old prune ?
lol

Errrmmmmm .............. nope babe its the Sultans Wife !!! :crazy:
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
first post here, so hi all.
anyway,if a girl`s not good enough for anyone else, she ain`t good enough for me
(mum said) lol rolleyes
Hi Anne
Where you from ?
mw123 are you hi-jacking the thread in your quest for honey biggrin
I don't know if I'd marry a virgin but as far as I know I've had 4. The first 2 I think I did a bit of a disservice to as I wasn't much good at sex at that point but the second 2 I got right and it was orgasms all round!