lol well went to a club last night and we were having a right great time and when we all had our fun we were getting ready and found a pair of shoes not ours lol,we were talking and say who were these when a voice says from behind the doors "they mine " must of been listening outside ,mind you there was a lot of noise the girls were going at it that hard with a double ender they broke the bed in half lol any we had to go and tell the manager that we broke the bed ,bit embarressing but he was very understanding any one else had any embarressing moments like this,
Can one of the librans tell me when the books are due back please?
J
Depends, will you be returning them personally ? :twisted:
I feel confident to say that i've won the most perverted (if not embarrassing) incident: I was at Uni and in my bedroom I was playing with my new vibrator (no, I didn't have a b/f at the time and was therefore NOT cheating on him with a plastic c**k, I just didn't have a b/f (for the 1st 12 months, sob)). Anyway at the time the Clintons were hot on their campaign trail. And um, I don''t know why but I found Bill rather attractive that night and proceeded to apply this adult implement around my organic bits, and was turned on more by Bill and um.. well..(I guess making my post sound all intelligent still doesnt remove the word 'perv' from your mind! Better walk off the stage before someone throws a cabbage at me.
<walks off> Can I just say that I didn't once have a juicy thought about Hilary?!!
Certainly can.......
J & S
(Sorry geordiecople, I butted in my message before yours)
I find that quite offensive Libra. Take that back I'd MUCH rather FRONT-butt-in. Front bottoms, dear. FRONT!!!!!!!!! (oh dear, you know wearing a tampon makes no bloody difference to your organic bits, just makes me more tingly, lol)
Blimey, we've just met you know! Come on here and sit on my lap and tell me all about it.
NEcouple, what club was this that had a bed round the back? Sounds like it was a night of total bedlam last night. Hope he managaed to fix the broken thing and make it all bedder (hurhur)
I managed to break our bed with my antics (when we were together), also broke 2 hotel headboards and got away with it.
Best one has to be the people who lived in the flat before me, the bed was in pieces, both the bottom joints broken, the footboard split in half and the middle support strut snapped in 2. It was because of shagging cos I asked them, lol.
We were in a hotel once (on the Isle of Wight) and the bed was kept up using several catering tins of pears. Classy, eh?
or could it have been funwife (a)smacks too hard he did not dare come in for his shoes(b) funwifes feet smell (c) the monkey was trying like fuck to get away or finally (c) we all hid in the room so dean could not find you know who
Reminds me of a v horny time when my bed broke :twisted:
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Run GHC Run for your life 
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hwoar: Butt all you like girl :twisted:
