Ah Paris! City of "Last Tango" and all that....
We both enjoy anal sex but we'd forgotten the KY and all the shops were closed.
Over dinner in a very nice restaurant we were discussing Marlon's use of butter in the film and suddenly salvation arrived with the bread in the form of two neat little sealed tubs of butter which disappeared quickly into a handbag.
Later on we discovered one was salted and the other unsalted. Which gave us a dilemma -
Is unsalted better for the intended use than salted?
Is one healthier than the other?
Which would you have used first?
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Salted or Unsalted?
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Quote by MikeyMann
Ah Paris! City of "Last Tango" and all that....
We both enjoy anal sex but we'd forgotten the KY and all the shops were closed.
Over dinner in a very nice restaurant we were discussing Marlon's use of butter in the film and suddenly salvation arrived with the bread in the form of two neat little sealed tubs of butter which disappeared quickly into a handbag.
Later on we discovered one was salted and the other unsalted. Which gave us a dilemma -
Is unsalted better for the intended use than salted?
Is one healthier than the other?
Which would you have used first?
Oooooooooooooooooooooh, neither! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Trust me, I know :bounce: :bounce:
Raspberry jam's much better. The pips are like little gritty bits that heighten the intensity of the whole experience! Yep, really! :grin: :grin:
:uhoh:
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Ever put salt on a fresh wound...
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Quote by cheekychimp
cock juice
CheekyChimp....
sorry is this on offer at Tesco at the mo... 2-4-1???
Not enough cock juice in the world eh?? lol just the wording of it made me laugh sorry... I take it you mean pre-cum.....
a laugh at your expense but it just looked wrong that was all...Cheers
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i hope it was utterly BUTTerly you used.
sierra x x
Noooo it would have to be that other butter, what's it called? Anker or something :twisted:
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Oooooooooooooooooooooh, neither! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Trust me, I know :bounce: :bounce:
Raspberry jam's much better. The pips are like little gritty bits that heighten the intensity of the whole experience! Yep, really! :grin: :grin:
:uhoh:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Just when I think you can't shock me anymore - you go and pull another gem out of nowhere! Oh ES :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Misschief - feeling like she's getting closer to solving the mystery of why old ladies only ever seem to buy Rasberry Jam n Battenburg cake :shock: although still can't figure out for the life of me why all the hairnets :undecided:
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Just when I think you can't shock me anymore - you go and pull another gem out of nowhere! Oh ES :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ops: :oops: :oops::silly:
Sex God
I will never look at Lurpak the same again :rolleyes:
Sex God
Blessed are the buttermakers!
Obviously it refers toany manufacturers of dairyerre products.
Obviously it refers toany manufacturers of dairyerre products.
Quote by MikeyMann
Over dinner in a very nice restaurant we were discussing Marlon's use of butter in the film and suddenly salvation arrived with the bread in the form of two neat little sealed tubs of butter which disappeared quickly into a handbag.
Not as easy to get into your handbag...but olive oil (probably not extra virgin!) is the lube of choice in the porn industry apparently. It does the trick and tastes nicer too...
although after EagerSlut's suggestion i'm tempted to bring a sliced loaf along for the ride to go with the rasberry jam. It brings a whole new meaning to the term butty for me now.
Well, I have to say I would not have been in that predicament. 
Once a WD40 man, always a WD40 man, never leave home without it. Especially when in France, its damn expensive over there.
Am getting concerned now, thats the second time in a week I have mentioned it.
Ah well, they do say it's got 1001 uses
Once a WD40 man, always a WD40 man, never leave home without it. Especially when in France, its damn expensive over there.
Am getting concerned now, thats the second time in a week I have mentioned it.
Ah well, they do say it's got 1001 uses
I think the key thing to remember is to avoid the low-fat spreads - you know the ones you can't fry things with cos they're just water and E numbers? Just can't imagine they'd be sufficiently slippery. Lard would do the trick. ;)
Benecol? Hmm, well if it significantly lowers your cholesterol (with silly hand gestures for emphasis as if you're a 3 yr old!) may be it would shrink your tackle too?
Benecol? Hmm, well if it significantly lowers your cholesterol (with silly hand gestures for emphasis as if you're a 3 yr old!) may be it would shrink your tackle too?
Warming the Bed
Hmmmm, not sure I like the thought of using butter, but I suppose if needs must. You can't let anything get in the way of passion. I think I would have used unsalted personally.
Not that my opinion counts for much of course LOL :violin:
Not that my opinion counts for much of course LOL :violin:
Quote by Benz2502
cock juice
CheekyChimp....
sorry is this on offer at Tesco at the mo... 2-4-1???
Not enough cock juice in the world eh?? lol just the wording of it made me laugh sorry... I take it you mean pre-cum.....
a laugh at your expense but it just looked wrong that was all...Cheers
LOL - you know what I mean...! That lovely glistening cock juice.....lol
CheekyChimp.... 8-)
