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Can hear Kit's foot tapping impatiently in Shropshire!That's not my foot you can hear tapping Sappho, that is the sound of my sharpened nails drumming on Kat's empty head
it's about time Willxx69 made himself known in the Forum again!Yes, where is he??? I know he can't possibly be at work or he'd have been in here all morning already
Kit
xxx
Sex God
There are so many people missing at the mo - maybe they are all having a holiday in Barbados and haven't invited us :shock: Not only is Willxx69 away, Heather has disappeared, and Red Van Man, and Biker Guy, and Rocky Horror, and Geoff (some of you newer peeps won't remember him, but he was clever, and knows the places I know :twisted: )
PLEASE COME BACK - you're missed, so missed.... :cry:
PLEASE COME BACK - you're missed, so missed.... :cry:
Sex God
Well Bloody Hell!!!! 
:x
I go away for a few days, fulfilling festive filial duties. You know the kind of thing: dishing out presents, drinking my father's wine, politely trying to look as if I am dutifully listening to my mother until my eyes become more heavily glazed than a cricket-ground sized conservatory :sleeping: . As well as trying to make telephone contact with my sister who was admitted to hospital on Christmas Eve and underwent emergency surgery on Christmas Day (she always did have the most appalling timing - and both of her brothers musicians and all!).
And what do I find? (Eek, starting a paragraph with 'And', I will have Sir Simon himself baying for my blood! Sorry - in joke!).
Having left in a position of pre-eminence I return to find myself somewhere near the back of an alarmingly long (and rapidly growing) queue for Sappho's affections! :x
Well,
I AM BACK
.......and you'd better believe it!!! :evil: So stand back everyone or you will see a whole, new darker side to Will. And believe me - he DOES have a darker side. :twisted: :twisted:
Right - time to send: chocolates, flowers, lingerie and a few alliterative PMs I think.
Ahhhh, It's good to be back!
:x I go away for a few days, fulfilling festive filial duties. You know the kind of thing: dishing out presents, drinking my father's wine, politely trying to look as if I am dutifully listening to my mother until my eyes become more heavily glazed than a cricket-ground sized conservatory :sleeping: . As well as trying to make telephone contact with my sister who was admitted to hospital on Christmas Eve and underwent emergency surgery on Christmas Day (she always did have the most appalling timing - and both of her brothers musicians and all!).
And what do I find? (Eek, starting a paragraph with 'And', I will have Sir Simon himself baying for my blood! Sorry - in joke!).
Having left in a position of pre-eminence I return to find myself somewhere near the back of an alarmingly long (and rapidly growing) queue for Sappho's affections! :x
Well,
I AM BACK
.......and you'd better believe it!!! :evil: So stand back everyone or you will see a whole, new darker side to Will. And believe me - he DOES have a darker side. :twisted: :twisted:
Right - time to send: chocolates, flowers, lingerie and a few alliterative PMs I think.
Ahhhh, It's good to be back!
Quote by willxx69
Having left in a position of pre-eminence I return to find myself somewhere near the back of an alarmingly long (and rapidly growing) queue for Sappho's affections!
Don't worry - she'll soon wittle the queue down - we acolytes will be husked before you can say "By Faust, theres no handle on the inside of this cellar trapdoor - how do we get out ?". She removed it on purpose you know, I'm sure she did.
She's perfected the hypnotic art, I'm sure of it - that avatars flowers spread the stench of submission to we subjects.......and the worst thing is that we breath it in willingly.
I can catch it on the breeze even now........
Carpathian, inhaling
:happy: :happy: :happy: Welcome back Will - good to see you around again. Sex God
WELCOME BACK 
8) to the missing ones, Willxx69 and Heather, oh and Bikerguy, but I've already spoken to him already.
2004 already, doesn't time fly :shock:
8) to the missing ones, Willxx69 and Heather, oh and Bikerguy, but I've already spoken to him already. 2004 already, doesn't time fly :shock:
I have not gone or have departed from this mortal coil,
At work I have a been attending in its daily toil,
Besides I like to look and linger from the wings of life,
And let all get on with there lot the trouble and the strife.
For Xmas is just for the kids now I have passed my prime,
And gone those days of boozy bliss and drinking lots of wine,
A more relaxed time now for me with sherry and a pipe,
And like a whinging crass old fart a good old fashioned gripe!
Rocky.....XXX
At work I have a been attending in its daily toil,
Besides I like to look and linger from the wings of life,
And let all get on with there lot the trouble and the strife.
For Xmas is just for the kids now I have passed my prime,
And gone those days of boozy bliss and drinking lots of wine,
A more relaxed time now for me with sherry and a pipe,
And like a whinging crass old fart a good old fashioned gripe!
Rocky.....XXX
i know its a bit late but to post this but ive been ill(too many parties).But the comments are fully justified,after meeting the said, person wow what a stunna she is,besides being the other things i already mentioned in my previous you enjoyed the party Sappho,i you at the NW a small world we live in really.
Tongue thankyou for that post and the one before it. 
Sir, you are a gentleman!
Hope you're feeling better and will be in top form at the munch.
I had a great time at the party - not least for meeting you and everybody there.
See you at the munch everybody. I am so-oooooo looking forward to it.
Sappho xxx
Sir, you are a gentleman!Hope you're feeling better and will be in top form at the munch.
I had a great time at the party - not least for meeting you and everybody there.
See you at the munch everybody. I am so-oooooo looking forward to it.
Sappho xxx
