Sarge's pull up a stool and have a pint place! (Men only)

2 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
So, about this football tomorrow...... :P :P :P :P

I think your on a loser with football cos this lot have started going all goohey as soon as the women dropped in, right bunch of woosie pussies......FFS! ignore the ladies and start dropping yer dicks in someones drink when they nip out to the bog and other boorish stuff!
prefer to drop it in Hornyreds mouth :rascal:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
ignore the ladies and start dropping yer dicks !

:shock: Each to their own bolt

there ya go fella's if you ever wanted evidence of how the ladies can twist yer words!!!!!!.... smackbottom

...just dont let em suck you
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2 Sep 2005

oo boys!!!!!.............. come and see what horny Red and ihave made for ya wink

2 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
ignore the ladies and start dropping yer dicks !

:shock: Each to their own bolt

dont let them suck you
loon

No Bjs :bolt:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
ignore the ladies and start dropping yer dicks !

:shock: Each to their own bolt

dont let them suck you
loon

No Bjs :bolt:
RED get back into the vido NOW!!!.....and stop flirting biggrin

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

That isn't working Debs!! confused

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2 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
oo boys!!!!!.............. come and see what horny Red and ihave made for ya

Big Tit Patrol :thumbup:
Beats the crap out of neighbourhood watch

2 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
oo boys!!!!!.............. come and see what horny Red and ihave made for ya

Big Tit Patrol :thumbup:
Beats the crap out of neighbourhood watch
I wanna join up.. where that application form? :twisted:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
prefer to drop it in Hornyreds mouth :rascal:

With one liners like that :shock: you will always be :wanker:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko

That isn't working Debs!! confused

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well not to worry sarge !.............not all men can get a hard on rotflmao

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

That isn't working Debs!! confused

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well not to worry sarge !.............not all men can get a hard on

:rotflmao:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

That isn't working Debs!! confused

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well not to worry sarge !.............not all men can get a hard on

Sarge, come with me and debs :rascal: to a quiet corner hopefully we will fix your problem :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

i see the 3 years at art college paid off

2 Sep 2005

Why isn't that link working for me on my PC ??? confused

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2 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu

i see the 3 years at art college paid off
This was one of dinos, self portrait bolt

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

That isn't working Debs!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? :? :?
well not to worry sarge !.............not all men can get a hard on rotflmao

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Why isn't my knob hard??? :? :? :? :? :?

try looking at your trousers and shouting
ATTEN-SHUN!

2 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu

That isn't working Debs!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? :? :?
well not to worry sarge !.............not all men can get a hard on

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Why isn't my knob hard??? :? :? :? :? :?

try looking at your trousers and shouting
ATTEN-SHUN!

ROTFLMAO

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

That isn't working Debs!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? :? :?
well not to worry sarge !.............not all men can get a hard on

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Why isn't my knob hard??? :? :? :? :? :?

try looking at your trousers and shouting
ATTEN-SHUN!

ROTFLMAO
Thank god we have alternatives :thumbup:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu

That isn't working Debs!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? :? :?
well not to worry sarge !.............not all men can get a hard on rotflmao

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Why isn't my knob hard??? :? :? :? :? :?

try looking at your trousers and shouting
ATTEN-SHUN!
Now you'd never catch me changing peoples posts!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :? :? wink

2 Sep 2005

Bloody heck! I spend a few hours away from here and what do I find? I've been missing a ruddy party! FFS. banghead

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:huh:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now you'd never catch me changing peoples posts!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :?

I don't get it Sgt? Are your eyes failing you as well? :shock: Reads like that to me as well.

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko

That isn't working Debs!! confused

:? :? :? :? :? :? :?
well not to worry sarge !.............not all men can get a hard on rotflmao

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Why isn't my knob hard??? :? :? :? :? :?

try looking at your trousers and shouting
ATTEN-SHUN!
Now you'd never catch me changing peoples posts!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :? :? wink

i'm scared to go to bed now in case i don't organise a party not at mine while im not drunk

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now you'd never catch me changing peoples posts!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :?

:shock: :shock: :shock: But you were my teacher :jagsatwork:

3 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

Now you'd never catch me changing peoples posts!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :?

:shock: :shock: :shock: But you were my teacher :jagsatwork:
Maybe!! But you never caught me!! lol

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M2PU Be afraid - be very afraid!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink:

3 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Now you'd never catch me changing peoples posts!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :?

:shock: :shock: :shock: But you were my teacher :jagsatwork:
Maybe!! But you never caught me!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

M2PU Be afraid - be very afraid!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink:
past caring now, only have to feck off for a day and some git stiches me up

3 Sep 2005

Typical! A thread with football in it and I have to go and get one of my headaches and miss it.
Just been in the steam room and can feel another coming on!

3 Sep 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Bloody heck! I spend a few hours away from here and what do I find? I've been missing a ruddy party! FFS. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:huh:

No eager you havn't missed a party, it wasn't meant to be like that, it was supposed to be blokes together talking ....well...bloke stuff,.... then a few girlies got in and did what girlies do and tried changing it to summint they preffered and some of these 'new age ingratiate myself at any cost men' ......you know the type, know where the iron is, can work a washing machine and hoover, fell for it...sort of woosies in trousers. I'm expecting to hear things like "Oi wanker what you looking at" and all I got was half hearted, fluffy dice type ,talk. wink

3 Sep 2005

Fookin' 'ell. I thought 'This looks like a good thread - I'll read it and see what it says'.
Then I find some sod has been impersonating me and I'm sprinkled all the way through it! dunno

I think I spent the night in a police cell.
Oh and just to get back on topic. Don't mention women to me Oh no!
Women - 7000
Men - 2000
Signed the genuine TE - the strong, silent one wink

:lol:

3 Sep 2005

I seem to have pulled up a stool and had rather too many pints. Did I really post that crap last night?
Remind me never to mix Stella with SH redface

3 Sep 2005

< passes Icepie glass of water, 2 paracetamols, and an ice pack> biggrin