Sarge's pull up a stool and have a pint place! (Men only)

2 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
if the women are still about they could at least provide a topless barmaid service

Oh boys :cheers: feast your eyes :shock: on this :wanker:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Not thaty i mind cos they all look good when i had this many

I'll have two pints of what he's had then !! confused

:? :? :? :? :? bolt

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Not thaty i mind cos they all look good when i had this many

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Jags
Move over blokes... gal needs a space on the couch!
*elbows all the rough ones out of the way*

that hurt, besides we havn't got any couches in here, just a few scaffold planks on crates, none of your ritzy glitzy stuff
Oh.. you all going to do your impression of 'Stomp' then?? Or Tap Dogs?? Love them, rough Aussie lads with hobnail boots on dancing. Suit you lot down to the ground!
wink

:wink:
Hey now c'mon guys - any room on the couch? Between Jags' Stomp'll is fine.

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Jags
Move over blokes... gal needs a space on the couch!
*elbows all the rough ones out of the way*

that hurt, besides we havn't got any couches in here, just a few scaffold planks on crates, none of your ritzy glitzy stuff
Oh.. you all going to do your impression of 'Stomp' then?? Or Tap Dogs?? Love them, rough Aussie lads with hobnail boots on dancing. Suit you lot down to the ground!
wink

:wink:
thats the one jags, I've got me boots on just in case, sarge hasnt brought his, but I've seen the length and state of his toenails and reckon he would be just as effective barefoot.
.........davej scratches his arse and then immediately reaches into the peanut bowl for another handfull....

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Sorry sarge....................i am nicking your men! :twisted:
you no me just cannot help me self!
Right i have wolvie_dude ..........any one else want to join me :twisted:
i am serving drinks top less!.............. and if you are lucky i might put a cheery on the top for you :twisted:

and heres me thinking you help yourself weather we want it or not

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

Not thaty i mind cos they all look good when i had this many

Oh you looked good before. no offence :kiss;

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
if the women are still about they could at least provide a topless barmaid service

Oh boys :cheers: feast your eyes :shock: on this :wanker:

and this
come on Red lets get emm :twisted:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Oh you looked good before. no offence :kiss;

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
if the women are still about they could at least provide a topless barmaid service

Oh boys :cheers: feast your eyes :shock: on this :wanker:

Hey red, fancy some salty nuts with your drink? :rascal:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Sorry sarge....................i am nicking your men! :twisted:
you no me just cannot help me self!
Right i have wolvie_dude ..........any one else want to join me :twisted:
i am serving drinks top less!.............. and if you are lucky i might put a cheery on the top for you :twisted:

thats cos he is weak and would sooner look at a tit than behave like one. Now you be a good girl and go about your business and leave us to put the world right.

2 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
if the women are still about they could at least provide a topless barmaid service

Oh boys :cheers: feast your eyes :shock: on this :wanker:

Hey red, fancy some salty nuts with your drink? :rascal:
D'you think she could manage 4 salty nuts - I've been in the Steam room all night!!

2 Sep 2005

So, about this football tomorrow...... :P :P :P :P

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
So, about this football tomorrow...... :P :P :P :P

Wales 3- England 0

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
So, about this football tomorrow...... :P :P :P :P

:x :x
:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

and this
come on Red lets get emm :twisted:

:rascal: love to tease :rascal:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Sorry sarge....................i am nicking your men! :twisted:
you no me just cannot help me self!
Right i have wolvie_dude ..........any one else want to join me :twisted:
i am serving drinks top less!.............. and if you are lucky i might put a cheery on the top for you :twisted:

and heres me thinking you help yourself weather we want it or not
I've escaped debs web.. but for how long :uhoh: bolt

wolvie_dude rolls the sleeves up on his manly lumberjack shirt, takes a long drag on his capstan full strength, rubs his defined stubbly chin and wonders how long before debbiewebs drags him back

2 Sep 2005

can i have the one in the oil please

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
So, about this football tomorrow...... :P :P :P :P

I think your on a loser with football cos this lot have started going all goohey as soon as the women dropped in, right bunch of woosie pussies......FFS! ignore the ladies and start dropping yer dicks in someones drink when they nip out to the bog and other boorish stuff!

2 Sep 2005

He's a lumberjack and he's OK...
lol

Mental image gone haywire there.
wink

:wink:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Jags
So, about this football tomorrow...... :P :P :P :P

:x :x
:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Get back to your knitting!! confused

:?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by westerross
So, about this football tomorrow...... :P :P :P :P

Wales 3- England 0

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

....... and I REALLY want a pint of what he's had!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
Sorry sarge....................i am nicking your men! :twisted:
you no me just cannot help me self!
Right i have wolvie_dude ..........any one else want to join me :twisted:
i am serving drinks top less!.............. and if you are lucky i might put a cheery on the top for you :twisted:

and heres me thinking you help yourself weather we want it or not
I've escaped debs web.. but for how long :uhoh: bolt

wolvie_dude rolls the sleeves up on his manly lumberjack shirt, takes a long drag on his capstan full strength, rubs his defined stubbly chin and wonders how long before debbiewebs drags him back
ooooo Wolvie..... come to Debbiewebs

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
So, about this football tomorrow...... :P :P :P :P

Wales 3- England 0

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

....... and I REALLY want a pint of what he's had!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unwise, I think!

2 Sep 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
Sorry sarge....................i am nicking your men! :twisted:
you no me just cannot help me self!
Right i have wolvie_dude ..........any one else want to join me :twisted:
i am serving drinks top less!.............. and if you are lucky i might put a cheery on the top for you :twisted:

and heres me thinking you help yourself weather we want it or not
I've escaped debs web.. but for how long :uhoh: bolt

wolvie_dude rolls the sleeves up on his manly lumberjack shirt, takes a long drag on his capstan full strength, rubs his defined stubbly chin and wonders how long before debbiewebs drags him back
He chops down trees
he wears high heels
suspenders and a bra.....

2 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross

So, about this football tomorrow...... :P :P :P :P

Wales 3- England 0

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

....... and I REALLY want a pint of what he's had!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unwise, I think!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
ignore the ladies and start dropping yer dicks !

:shock: Each to their own bolt

2 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
So, about this football tomorrow...... :P :P :P :P

I think your on a loser with football cos this lot have started going all goohey as soon as the women dropped in, right bunch of woosie pussies......FFS! ignore the ladies and start dropping yer dicks in someones drink when they nip out to the bog and other boorish stuff!
Your on a loser with the football cos its a pansy's game.. not a real mans game.. loads of very overpaid pansy's kicking a little ball around...
That should get this mans thread kicking off with a load of manly fighting biggrin

2 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
He chops down trees
he wears high heels
suspenders and a bra.....

Just like my dear papa...

2 Sep 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
Your on a loser with the football cos its a pansy's game.. not a real mans game..

Quote by wolvie_dude

He chops down trees
he wears high heels
suspenders and a bra.....

Just like my dear papa...
You said it!!! :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
ignore the ladies and start dropping yer dicks !

:shock: Each to their own bolt

there ya go fella's if you ever wanted evidence of how the ladies can twist yer words!!!!!!.... smackbottom

...just dont let em suck you in :shock: