and you are atop a cliff facing your arch nemesis 'Villain X'......you are all that stands between his quest for world domination...you are confident you and your powers will beat him and send him howling into the sunset, never to be seen again.
Suddenly, and with an evil, knowing laugh...he reaches into his trusty manbag and brandishes.......
remember how Kryptonite was Supermans achilles heel, and it reduced him to a powerless quivering wreck on the floor, unable to be super...unable to be mildly fabulous even...
If you were that super hero...what would Villain X be pulling from his manbag, and thrusting at you :rascal: that would render you a helpless jelly like heap on the floor?
For me, it would be something as simple as.....and this is giving me goosebumps to write....custard skin :scared: :scared: :scared: I absolutely hate, despise and abhor the stuff....and if the totally evil and nasty Villain X brandished that at me, Im afraid I'd be worse than useless...for some reason if i see it it makes my eardrums quiver!!! (as well as my whole stomach heave)
so what would be your downfall as you fought to triumph over evil?
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Saturday night nonsense......ok...so you're a superhero...
last reply
20 replies
1.5k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Sex God
Tomato ketchup.
Foodstuff of the devil.
:insertvomitemote:
Cool thread Mrs B! :thumbup:
Foodstuff of the devil.
:insertvomitemote:
Cool thread Mrs B! :thumbup:
Quote by BIokeooohhh Bioke, ya wouldnt want to meet my casper then, hes a real sweetheart, soft as a brush and only 12 feet long!.(or any of his 12 other serpentine friends)
Snakes - hate em.
Quote by flower411
Big hairy spiders :scared:
could I introduce you to Aggie, Larry and Rusty my tarantulas then??
Warming the Bed
most invertebrates. insects, worms, centipedes, snails.
i once- and there's no other way to describe this- fucked myself up massively running away from a mate who had a snail in his hand. i was a bit tired and emotional and wasn't wearing a belt so my jeans (favourite pair) fell down, tripped me up. what happened next can only be described as mother of all crash-landings. i must've bounced off the road about three or four times.
When it was over, my jeans had been ripped straight through the crotch, my leather jacket was ripped,my watch was broken, my glasses' lenses were in lands end and john o'groats. miraculously, i only suffered a bruised knee though.
i once- and there's no other way to describe this- fucked myself up massively running away from a mate who had a snail in his hand. i was a bit tired and emotional and wasn't wearing a belt so my jeans (favourite pair) fell down, tripped me up. what happened next can only be described as mother of all crash-landings. i must've bounced off the road about three or four times.
When it was over, my jeans had been ripped straight through the crotch, my leather jacket was ripped,my watch was broken, my glasses' lenses were in lands end and john o'groats. miraculously, i only suffered a bruised knee though.
Quote by Thebonediggersooohhh Bioke, ya wouldnt want to meet my casper then, hes a real sweetheart, soft as a brush and only 12 feet long!.(or any of his 12 other serpentine friends)
Snakes - hate em.
Quote by flower411
Big hairy spiders :scared:
could I introduce you to Aggie, Larry and Rusty my tarantulas then??
He he, I even read your post about wrestling your snake back into its vivarium and shuddered... could it kill you/me if it wanted or eat next door's cat or something or isn't it that kind of snake?
Maybe flower and I could wear pink hats, hold hands, visit you and conquer our fear together?
Mod
Not really afraid of anything,if I can hit it,then I am not afraid of it but then again my real name is a superhero name, so that might have something to do with it
Quote by BIokeooohhh Bioke, ya wouldnt want to meet my casper then, hes a real sweetheart, soft as a brush and only 12 feet long!.(or any of his 12 other serpentine friends)
Snakes - hate em.
Quote by flower411
Big hairy spiders :scared:
could I introduce you to Aggie, Larry and Rusty my tarantulas then??
He he, I even read your post about wrestling your snake back into its vivarium and shuddered... could it kill you/me if it wanted or eat next door's cat or something or isn't it that kind of snake?
Maybe flower and I could wear pink hats, hold hands, visit you and conquer our fear together?
yep it could kill ya, if he hugged too hard BIoke, hes very string...and he could eat next doors cat i suppose, if he had a mind to...but hes a very gentle soul really, the kids can use him as a pillow...his girlfriend Rosie on the other, is a different kettle of fish...shes a right PMS-y mardypants.....shes only 9 feet, but can grow to around 20 to 25 feet.
I have lots of other smaller snakes from a foot long to feet too...all used to being poked, prodded and handled by kids from 12 months old all the way up to 100 years old!
anytime u wanna face those fears, you are welcome to come visit...we have cured loads of people of their snake and spider phobias!!
Quote by Thebonediggersooohhh Bioke, ya wouldnt want to meet my casper then, hes a real sweetheart, soft as a brush and only 12 feet long!.(or any of his 12 other serpentine friends)
Snakes - hate em.
Quote by flower411
Big hairy spiders :scared:
could I introduce you to Aggie, Larry and Rusty my tarantulas then??
He he, I even read your post about wrestling your snake back into its vivarium and shuddered... could it kill you/me if it wanted or eat next door's cat or something or isn't it that kind of snake?
Maybe flower and I could wear pink hats, hold hands, visit you and conquer our fear together?
yep it could kill ya, if he hugged too hard BIoke, hes very string...and he could eat next doors cat i suppose, if he had a mind to...but hes a very gentle soul really, the kids can use him as a pillow...his girlfriend Rosie on the other, is a different kettle of fish...shes a right PMS-y mardypants.....shes only 9 feet, but can grow to around 20 to 25 feet.
I have lots of other smaller snakes from a foot long to feet too...all used to being poked, prodded and handled by kids from 12 months old all the way up to 100 years old!
anytime u wanna face those fears, you are welcome to come visit...we have cured loads of people of their snake and spider phobias!!
How many people have you had round, that were previously unaware that they had a snake and/or spider phobia? :giggle:
Sex God
"and you are atop a cliff".....job done...'tache man is defeated..curse you Moriarty.
Mod
Quote by Missy
"Wooo scared ya!" :twisted:
I seem to have that effect on a lot of people Missy
Sex God
If Villain X pulled my own liver from hos man bag - I would be in serious trouble.
Sex God
Very simple - all he'd have to do is pull handfuls of snails out of his pocket and crush them one at a time. I have no problem with snails as such. But the sound of them crushing would have me catching up with my own projectile vomit as I ran away.
I have now twice in my life stepped on snails in my bare feet to feel their shells crushing and feeling their inards squicshing up between my naked toes.
I have now twice in my life stepped on snails in my bare feet to feel their shells crushing and feeling their inards squicshing up between my naked toes.
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
stepped on snails in my bare feet to feel their shells crushing and feeling their inards squicshing up between my naked toes.
:uhoh:
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
Very simple - all he'd have to do is pull handfuls of snails out of his pocket and crush them one at a time. I have no problem with snails as such. But the sound of them crushing would have me catching up with my own projectile vomit as I ran away.
I have now twice in my life stepped on snails in my bare feet to feel their shells crushing and feeling their inards squicshing up between my naked toes.
OooOOoHHhhhh bet you loved this
Sex God
For me it would be .....a tin of butter beans :scared: or someone saying they were about to hurl :uhoh:
