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SAVING RYANS PRIVATES

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Master of Sex
ive just seen an advert for a adult movie called or what.
anyone alse got any namesd form vids that kindve immatate movies
also seen one called jurassic porn.
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ive just seen an advert for a adult movie called or what.
anyone alse got any namesd form vids that kindve immatate movies
also seen one called jurassic porn.

Wow Mark - that might be the ideal one for me!!!!!!!
Here's a few of my chat names that are derived from film titles, or would make good ones..
Shaving Ryans Privates
The Licker Of Dribbley
Lawrence Of A Labia
The Pork Panther
Love Me Or Lose A Testicle
/Kid
Quote by TheAnalogKid
Here's a few of my chat names that are derived from film titles, or would make good ones..
Shaving Ryans Privates
The Licker Of Dribbley
Lawrence Of A Labia
The Pork Panther
Love Me Or Lose A Testicle
/Kid

My fave is the Love Me or Lose a Testicle - that evokes an image of Sharon Stone!
2) GROAN - bad puns, horrible plays on words, stupid Hollywood movie name adaptations :
7. DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ? - Bad movie, probably a bad porno based on a bad movie.
8. ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON - Bowling balls and colons, such a pretty image.
9. ASS-HOLE O MIO - You've got to be kidding.
10. HOMEGROWN VIDEO #489 : FUCK THE CANUCK - Trouble rhyming "bitch" today ?
11. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA - Kurt Russell should be so lucky ...
12. GOOD ASSTERNOON - I want to see a porno with really amazing dialogue. This won't be it.
13. BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER - Too obvious.
14. HINDFELD - A porno about nothing.
15. TEA BAGGER VANCE - Did anybody see the original movie ? Yeah, whatever.
16. MUSIC TO FUCK TO - ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA - I would watch this if they actually got Lionel Richie to sing the new lyrics with a close-up shot of him crying.
17. GERANALMO - Sure, why not ?
18. BRASSIERE TO ETERNITY - You're reaching ...
19. TIG OL' BITTIES - Spoonerisms can be fun. Sometimes not.
20. MOULIN SPLOOGE - You saw this one coming ...
21. TITS OF FURY - ... but not this one ...
22. GERMAN WHORE FARE - Well, I groaned ...
23. SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN - Sigh ...
24. TOOKIE RAIDER - Tookie ? Tookie ??? You're just making up words now.
25. MUFFUGNUGEN - That's just lame, man.
26. PRIME CUTS - ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST - You went to college for this ?
27. FILTHY FUCKERS #184 - POKE 'ER MON - Who exactly is your target audience ?
28. RIMMERAMA - It does kind of roll off the tongue, though.
29. HOOTERS AND THE BLOWJOBS - Sometimes the music in porn movies is kind of interesting. Not this time.
30. HUNG WANKENSTEIN - Two, count 'em, TWO bad puns in one title ! I want this job !
Orgasminator
Dude, Where's My Dildo?
Big Trouble in Little Vagina.
Throbbin Hood, Prince of Beaves.
Moulin Splooge.
Muffy the Vampire Layer.
Wankenstein.
Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packiing Factory.
Beverley Hills 9021-Ho.
A Midsummers Night Cream.
Ally McFeel.
Beaver and Buttcheeks.
Cheeks and Thong's Up In Stroke.
Edward Penishands.
Fist Full of Bimbos.
Hannibal Lickter.
I Cream of Genie.
Sperminator.
Whore of the Rings..............
There's probably plenty more
Orgasminator
Glad He Ate Her (think Russell Crowe)