sayings

31 May 2006

you know the sort
tight as a nats chuff
flat as a whiches tit
a bug`s dick more
so on and so forth.................

31 May 2006

................you're bored, aren't you, Phil? lol

Mal

31 May 2006

Quote by Mal
................you're bored, aren't you, Phil?
Mal

not herd of that one :doh: :lol:
what gave that away :lol:
just waiting for my fly fishing lesson @ 3 o`clock
got cancelled three times last week mad

31 May 2006

I like this thread!
"She's had more hammerings than a blind coblers thumb."
"Tigther than a mouses ear."
"His/her face looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle."
"About as much use as a trapdoor on a lifeboat."
"About as much use as a handbrake on a canoe."
biggrin

31 May 2006

as much use as a chocolate teapot
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
stomach thinks my throats been cut
drier than a nun's C*** ( lol

)

31 May 2006

Darkfire

Can I hijack this and turn it into a funny insults thread? No? Ok then....

31 May 2006

ohhh go on then, am sure we can do both lol

(more pricks than a second hand dartboard :lol: )

31 May 2006

as u s as a one legged man in an ass kickin contest

31 May 2006

as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike
as much use as a di*k to a fish
as much use as tits on a bull
if brains were dynamite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose
lol

:lol: :lol:

31 May 2006

you`ve been hit with the ugly stick tooooooooooooooooo many times.
was your mother a weight lifter? she must have been to raise a dumbell like you!
your that ugly you would frighten the turd out of a dogs ass.

31 May 2006

As wet as an Otters Pocket
Gushing like lies in a manifesto

31 May 2006

You're so fat....
"You're so fat even you're car has stretch marks."
"You're so fat your blood type is Ragu."
"You're so fat that when you step onto the speaking scales they scream."
I must get on with my work!!

31 May 2006

Quote by Elisedriver
Gushing like lies in a manifesto

good one
and one of my personal faves:
I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire lol

31 May 2006

think i might have started something here redface

31 May 2006

your so ugly, people have got to be over 18 to look at you
youve got a face that a dog wouldnt lick
her fanny was as loose as a wizards sleeve/ clowns pocket
you were such an ugly baby when you were born, the midwife slapped your mum
youre so fat, your arse and your tits have got different postcodes

31 May 2006

how about...........
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
You got a face only a mother could love
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
Whilst every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!
You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
You got a face like a pitbull chewing a wasp!
Your so fat your arse is in another time zone!
You got a face like a slapped arse!

31 May 2006

About as much impact as a wank against the White Cliffs of Dover, and that's mine.........

31 May 2006

Normally used by myself to describe something sloppy :shock: such as a high milage truck with a worn gear linkage, The gear stick is like a d*ck in a shirt sleeve confused

:?

31 May 2006

My faves are:
In and out like a vicar's dick
As much use as an ashtray on a bike
Why keep a dog and bark yourself?
I wouldn't shag him under chloriform

31 May 2006

Phil do you want sayings or insults? biggrin

31 May 2006

gotta admit, i like the sayings better :shock:
some of these insults are a bit close to home lol

:lol:

31 May 2006

"Got a fanny like a ripped out fireplace".
(Sorry)
Shemess.x

1 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Phil do you want sayings or insults?

don`t think i matters anymore frecklebird,
go for it !! lol

Darkfire Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:27 am Post subject:
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gotta admit, i like the sayings better
some of these insults are a bit close to home

i know what you mean, but at least they are not aimed AT us fire. passionkiss

another one; if you are goin` there you`ll need a plank for your ass.
godda be a double bagger, one for your d**k and one for her head
or the other way round "for her"
one on both of his heads.....

1 Jun 2006

I tried playing golf once but gave up after being told I couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo confused

1 Jun 2006

Couldn't hit a barn door with a bus
As welcome as a fart under a duvet/in an astronaught siut
As welcome as a french kiss at a funeral
Short arms deep pockets

1 Jun 2006

WHAT ABOUT THESE:
IT'S AS RARE AS ROCKING HORSE SHIT!!
YOU WERE SUCH AN UGLY CHILD YOUR MOTHER HAD TO TIE A PEICE OF STEAK AROUND YOUR NECK SO THE DOG WOULD PLAY WITH YOU! lol

1 Jun 2006

You've got more chance of finding Lord Lucan riding Shergar
You've got more chance of knitting fog

1 Jun 2006

I WOULN'T SHAG HER WITH YOUR COCK!!! lol

THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH :lol: :lol: :lol:

1 Jun 2006

"A double bagger, one for him/her and one for you incase theirs comes off".
Shemess.x

1 Jun 2006

Personally I like the one " Aface like a sscrewed up summons"