Is it something in the water up there?
cc_7up
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Scotland-a desert?
Casanova
chicken lips are in abundance up here, I had chicken lip soup last night. As for clubs, we dont need them coz we are all at it like politicians on their lunchbreak all the time, thats why things are done at a slower pace up here, we are all well and truley f***ed
Quote by wildwilly
chicken lips are in abundance up here, I had chicken lip soup last night. As for clubs, we dont need them coz we are all at it like politicians on their lunchbreak all the time, thats why things are done at a slower pace up here, we are all well and truley f***ed
Followed by Haggis drumsticks, no doubt!
cc_7up
Casanova
Quote by cc_7up
chicken lips are in abundance up here, I had chicken lip soup last night. As for clubs, we dont need them coz we are all at it like politicians on their lunchbreak all the time, thats why things are done at a slower pace up here, we are all well and truley f***ed
Followed by Haggis drumsticks, no doubt!
cc_7up
I prefer a choice cut from the rump of a haggis (nice with snarglefrumpet eggs), there is always a fight for the big drumstick in our house because as you know the haggis has one leg bigger than the other for running along hillsides
Sex God
Quote by cc_7up
As an Englishman living in the midlands it seems i am blessed with an abundace of swinging clubs here to chose from, however in Scotland swinging clubs are rarer than chicken lips!
Is it something in the water up there?
cc_7up
The answer is (allegedly) here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/442294.html#442294
Quote by cc_7up
Ahaa. I see that it's against the law up there,eh!
Well you scots are most welcome to come down here as often as you like if you don't make off with everyones front lawn turf as before when you ripped up the old wembly pitch!
cc_7up
Standing up fro the Celts (as a true Cornishman) I spent too many years in England and hvve found things very much to my liking up here in Scotland, the women particulary, and have not yet found the need for clubs just decent pubs where I have found plenty of willing women.
Quote by Alfbede
Ahaa. I see that it's against the law up there,eh!
Well you scots are most welcome to come down here as often as you like if you don't make off with everyones front lawn turf as before when you ripped up the old wembly pitch!
cc_7up
Standing up fro the Celts (as a true Cornishman) I spent too many years in England and hvve found things very much to my liking up here in Scotland, the women particulary, and have not yet found the need for clubs just decent pubs where I have found plenty of willing women.
Good for you mate. More for us then! :lol:
cc_7up
Quote by cc_7up
Ahaa. I see that it's against the law up there,eh!
Well you scots are most welcome to come down here as often as you like if you don't make off with everyones front lawn turf as before when you ripped up the old wembly pitch!
cc_7up
Standing up fro the Celts (as a true Cornishman) I spent too many years in England and hvve found things very much to my liking up here in Scotland, the women particulary, and have not yet found the need for clubs just decent pubs where I have found plenty of willing women.
Good for you mate. More for us then! :lol:
cc_7up
Yeah that's a fact the Scottish women are much much better!
Sex God
I'm Scottish AND living in Scotland so.......
..... if any of the fine SH ladies would like ME as a dessert then I'm here and available
Ohhhh, DESERT you say................Hmmm I hate sand, just doesnt mix with sex
..... if any of the fine SH ladies would like ME as a dessert then I'm here and available
Ohhhh, DESERT you say................Hmmm I hate sand, just doesnt mix with sex
Warming the Bed
Scottish and proud to be!!!
Just thought i'd say that
Just thought i'd say that
Warming the Bed
Woohooo C'mon ppl lets hear it for us scots lol
No clubs in scotland but we still know how to party he he :happy:
No clubs in scotland but we still know how to party he he :happy:
Master of Sex
Quote by lucyweebaps
Scottish and proud to be!!!
Just thought i'd say that
Same here nutty :D
and me!
Warming the Bed
Ah it reminds me of braveheart lol :grin:
Here we go again, chip on the shoulder Jocks getting defensive about Scotland!
(nothing new there then)
The original observation was about the lack of swinging clubs north of the border,and NOT the English doing a spot of Jock baiting.
Calm down dear,(Chunky). It's only a website !
cc_7up
(nothing new there then)
The original observation was about the lack of swinging clubs north of the border,and NOT the English doing a spot of Jock baiting.
Calm down dear,(Chunky). It's only a website !
cc_7up
Well it looks like there won't be any clubs allowed up here just yet ( try another 100 years or so lol ). Seems silly really since people can meet up in houses and swing ( i'll bet half the politicians in the country let alone scotland have tried lol ) so why not allow clubs to open to allow swinging parties. Strange backward country scotland can be at times lol.
Still we dont really need clubs to go out and have some fun up here just need to go to the decent bars in Aberdeen to see that lol ( well they're like being in Amsterdam or Copenhagen compared to the shyte hole of a town I live in 40 miles north of it lol ).
Davie :twisted:
Still we dont really need clubs to go out and have some fun up here
just need to go to the decent bars in Aberdeen to see that lol ( well they're like being in Amsterdam or Copenhagen compared to the shyte hole of a town I live in 40 miles north of it lol ).Davie :twisted:
Quote by BigScotsBloke
Well it looks like there won't be any clubs allowed up here just yet ( try another 100 years or so lol ). Seems silly really since people can meet up in houses and swing ( i'll bet half the politicians in the country let alone scotland have tried lol ) so why not allow clubs to open to allow swinging parties. Strange backward country scotland can be at times lol.
Still we dont really need clubs to go out and have some fun up here
Davie :twisted:
yes, Chicago's is ok,eh?
