Name: Jeremy Paxman
Username: Paxo4Unightly
Status: Elevated
Looking for: Victims
Activities: Oh come on, come on, come on! Isn't it obvious?
Profile Text: Let Paxo give you a good stuffing.
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De_Sade, have you been at the red pills again? You are pure evil! but very very funny 
Name: Heather Mills
Username: Jake the Peg ( sorry )
Status: single, married, very rich, divorced and even richer, married again, incredibly wealthy, divorced ( almost ) and looking to become more wealthy than is humany possible or indeed, more than I am really entitle to
Looking for: A very rich man a lot younger than my last husband, preferably without kids by a previous marriage.
Activities: Hopscotch, filrting at old incredibly rich men, getting married,
Profile Text: You have your account with Courtts? Well, hello handsome :rascal:
Name: Heather Mills
Username: Jake the Peg ( sorry )
Status: single, married, very rich, divorced and even richer, married again, incredibly wealthy, divorced ( almost ) and looking to become more wealthy than is humany possible or indeed, more than I am really entitle to
Looking for: A very rich man a lot younger than my last husband, preferably without kids by a previous marriage.
Activities: Hopscotch, filrting at old incredibly rich men, getting married,
Profile Text: You have your account with Courtts? Well, hello handsome :rascal:
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Name: Fred Flintstone
User Name: BonER
Status: Yes please.
Looking for: Please see above
Profile Text: Looking for a submissive couple for my wife and me to bone. I like a girl* to have a fozy, infectious giggle. As for guys, should not be too bright (want them easily led – if they don’t agree with my plans we’ll end up having a barney).
* Must enjoy being t-boned
User Name: BonER
Status: Yes please.
Looking for: Please see above
Profile Text: Looking for a submissive couple for my wife and me to bone. I like a girl* to have a fozy, infectious giggle. As for guys, should not be too bright (want them easily led – if they don’t agree with my plans we’ll end up having a barney).
* Must enjoy being t-boned
Name: Darren Day
Username: Technicolour Dreamboat
Status: Engaged (yet again)
Looking for: Next engagement to be published in the News of the World
Activities: Dogging/ Outdoor sex (especially in the jungle)/Exhibisionism (i.e. publicity seeking
Profile Text: Looking for good looking females to be the love of my life. Someone I can say "I've never felt this way about anyone to" for a least 2 weeks.
Username: Technicolour Dreamboat
Status: Engaged (yet again)
Looking for: Next engagement to be published in the News of the World
Activities: Dogging/ Outdoor sex (especially in the jungle)/Exhibisionism (i.e. publicity seeking
Profile Text: Looking for good looking females to be the love of my life. Someone I can say "I've never felt this way about anyone to" for a least 2 weeks.
Name: James Bond
Username: Bond_James Bond
Status: Licensed to thrill - honest ladies
Looking For: Short term affair ending in you being killed by my enemies
Profile Text: Welcome to the thrill packed life of the world's most famous secret agent (did I mention my name? It's Bond James Bond) I live in the fast lane, fast cars, gadgets, glamouros holidays, sudden death. Come along ladies don't be shy, I'm Bond James Bond, I'll shag anything, I'm not fussy. Form a queue I'll cope. Please please. I'm not insecure but please remember my identity as a secret agent is paramount. Thats Bond James Bond.
Username: Bond_James Bond
Status: Licensed to thrill - honest ladies
Looking For: Short term affair ending in you being killed by my enemies
Profile Text: Welcome to the thrill packed life of the world's most famous secret agent (did I mention my name? It's Bond James Bond) I live in the fast lane, fast cars, gadgets, glamouros holidays, sudden death. Come along ladies don't be shy, I'm Bond James Bond, I'll shag anything, I'm not fussy. Form a queue I'll cope. Please please. I'm not insecure but please remember my identity as a secret agent is paramount. Thats Bond James Bond.
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Name:calum best
Username:discerning-taste
status:revolving door of ladies
Activities:camming(in club toilets),camming(on desert islands) camming(in the back of taxi's) overexposing(on any reality show)
Looking for:more ladies,on cam maybe?
ProfiLe text: I have no discernable talent,apart from my taste in ladies.
Username:discerning-taste
status:revolving door of ladies
Activities:camming(in club toilets),camming(on desert islands) camming(in the back of taxi's) overexposing(on any reality show)
Looking for:more ladies,on cam maybe?
ProfiLe text: I have no discernable talent,apart from my taste in ladies.
Name: George Michael
Username: Wham bar
Status: Attached but likes to play alone
Looking for: Gay sex, preferably in men's toilets despite the stink or anything outdoors and decidely dodgy. Likes men to dress up as undercover cops
Profile Text: I once publically proclaimed by hetroness and liking for girlies, even suing a 'humerous' magazine for trying to out me. I've since seen the error of my ways and joined the Bum Brigade. Careless whisper, my arse!
Username: Wham bar
Status: Attached but likes to play alone
Looking for: Gay sex, preferably in men's toilets despite the stink or anything outdoors and decidely dodgy. Likes men to dress up as undercover cops
Profile Text: I once publically proclaimed by hetroness and liking for girlies, even suing a 'humerous' magazine for trying to out me. I've since seen the error of my ways and joined the Bum Brigade. Careless whisper, my arse!
Sex God
Name : bob carolgees
Username : Spitthebob
Status : selling candles ( yes he is )
Looking for: another dog who likes a good bum fisting
Profile text: im interesting I can hold a conversation with myself for hours
If your pussy can cough or you’re a spitter get in touch
Username : Spitthebob
Status : selling candles ( yes he is )
Looking for: another dog who likes a good bum fisting
Profile text: im interesting I can hold a conversation with myself for hours
If your pussy can cough or you’re a spitter get in touch
Name: Bill Oddie
Username: Goodie
Status: Single, though I have a swinging partner (BlackPuddingBertha)
Looking for: Birds
Activities: Outdoors, Voyeurism, Video, Doing the Funky Gibbon
Profile Text: I like all you birds, size, age, looks not important, but I am a bit of a leg man and do like a plump breast. I have been in a 3some before if that is your thing, though I don’t mind just watching or even doing a bit of filming and I am not camera shy.
Username: Goodie
Status: Single, though I have a swinging partner (BlackPuddingBertha)
Looking for: Birds
Activities: Outdoors, Voyeurism, Video, Doing the Funky Gibbon
Profile Text: I like all you birds, size, age, looks not important, but I am a bit of a leg man and do like a plump breast. I have been in a 3some before if that is your thing, though I don’t mind just watching or even doing a bit of filming and I am not camera shy.
Name: Alan Titchmarsh
Username: GrindForce
Status: Single, though was part of a MFM relationship
Looking for: Ladies who’s partner is away for the weekend
Activities: Outdoors
Profile Text: Looking for ladies with a tidy trimmed bush, who would like to a man round for the weekend to sort them out. I love doing it outdoors. Being part of a MFM threesome for so long I have picked up a few useful techniques on giving you ladies a nice wet patch (and a few gushers along the way – it is great to find the switch and see that spurt for the first time). I love getting down and dirty and don’t feel I have done the business until my fingers are messy. I don’t just stick to the front, am also quite an expert at giving you ladies a nice surprise round the back, which it seems too many of your hubbies have been neglecting. So if you want to expand your boarders, try something new outdoors or just give me a chance to get stuck into your rear area, then get in touch. You won’t be disappointed, I have all the right tools for the job if you know what I mean
Username: GrindForce
Status: Single, though was part of a MFM relationship
Looking for: Ladies who’s partner is away for the weekend
Activities: Outdoors
Profile Text: Looking for ladies with a tidy trimmed bush, who would like to a man round for the weekend to sort them out. I love doing it outdoors. Being part of a MFM threesome for so long I have picked up a few useful techniques on giving you ladies a nice wet patch (and a few gushers along the way – it is great to find the switch and see that spurt for the first time). I love getting down and dirty and don’t feel I have done the business until my fingers are messy. I don’t just stick to the front, am also quite an expert at giving you ladies a nice surprise round the back, which it seems too many of your hubbies have been neglecting. So if you want to expand your boarders, try something new outdoors or just give me a chance to get stuck into your rear area, then get in touch. You won’t be disappointed, I have all the right tools for the job if you know what I mean
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Quote by PoloLady
Name: Alan Titchmarsh
Username: GrindForce
Status: Single, though was part of a MFM relationship
Looking for: Ladies who’s partner is away for the weekend
Activities: Outdoors
Profile Text: Looking for ladies with a tidy trimmed bush, who would like to a man round for the weekend to sort them out. I love doing it outdoors. Being part of a MFM threesome for so long I have picked up a few useful techniques on giving you ladies a nice wet patch (and a few gushers along the way – it is great to find the switch and see that spurt for the first time). I love getting down and dirty and don’t feel I have done the business until my fingers are messy. I don’t just sick to the front, am also quite an expert at giving you ladies a nice surprise round the back, which it seems too many of your hubbies have been neglecting. So if you want to expand your boarders, try something new outdoors or just give me a chance to get stuck into your rear area, then get in touch. You won’t be disappointed, I have all the right tools for the job if you know what I mean
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Classic!!
Mal
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Quote by Mal
Name: Alan Titchmarsh
Username: GrindForce
Status: Single, though was part of a MFM relationship
Looking for: Ladies who’s partner is away for the weekend
Activities: Outdoors
Profile Text: Looking for ladies with a tidy trimmed bush, who would like to a man round for the weekend to sort them out. I love doing it outdoors. Being part of a MFM threesome for so long I have picked up a few useful techniques on giving you ladies a nice wet patch (and a few gushers along the way – it is great to find the switch and see that spurt for the first time). I love getting down and dirty and don’t feel I have done the business until my fingers are messy. I don’t just sick to the front, am also quite an expert at giving you ladies a nice surprise round the back, which it seems too many of your hubbies have been neglecting. So if you want to expand your boarders, try something new outdoors or just give me a chance to get stuck into your rear area, then get in touch. You won’t be disappointed, I have all the right tools for the job if you know what I mean
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Classic!!
Mal
I agree...an absolute classic of all classics!
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