name Tony Blair
Profile name Bush's Slut Wife
Status Unpopular
Looking for Dominant but stupid single Male
Activities Whatever George says i should do
Profile Text Waiting on George telling me what to say
Name: George Bush
Username: More_On_4U
Status: Almost Single
Looking for: WMD’s
Activities:Outdoor Fun, Videos, Voyeurism
Profile Text:Professionalist, well travilacated maturifed guy who knows the meaning of discreteification.
Name: Zac Dingle
Username: Dingley Dangley
Status: With Lisa
Looking for: The next free pint
Activities: Pussy Poacher, Fun in the Forest.
Profile: Can travel and accommodate as have passion "shagging wagon''.
Name: Basil Fawlty
Username: Fawlty4u69
Status: Single, but don't mention the wife
Looking for: Respectable professional ladies and couples, no riff-raff, no Germans.
Activities: Gourmet meals, intellectual conversation, classical music, then see what develops.
Profile Text: I'm in a hotel in Torquay, any lady or couple care to join me for some fun?
Name: Jo O'Meara
Username: Jo 'O'
Status: Ex S Club 7
Looking for: 6 others to form a new band called SH Club 7!
Activities: 7somes or two 3somes but that leaves 1 out - not me hopefully!
Profile Text:There ain't no party like an SH Club party!
Name: Derek Trotter
Username: TIT_1
Status: Creme de menthe wide boy.
Looking for: A new van, classy birds and hookie gear.
Activities: Drinking dodgy cocktails, ducking and diving.
Profile Text: No chandeliers/blow-up dolls or plonkers! London Paris Peckham.
Name: David Bowie
Username: Ziggy
Status: Spaceman
Looking for: Anything I've not done before
Activities: Sex, singing, fishing and fashion
Profile Text: I'd rather stay here with all the madmen then perish with the sadmen roaming free.
And I'd rather play here with all the madmen for I'm quite content they're all as sane as me
Name: Rod Stewart
Username: TheRod
Status: Married, Almost Divorced, Single, Almost Married, Married, Divorced, Almost Single, Almost Married, Almost Single
Looking for: Females
Activities: I have some footballer mates so I might try dogging.
Profile Text: If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on hunny let me know. I can accommodate, so you can Stay With Me but... in the morning, don't say you love, cos’ I'll only kick you out the door.
I may ask you to wake up if I think I've got something to say to you.
I can't give you all of my heart, there’s someone who’s torn it apart and she’s taken just all that I had. But if you want I’ll try to love again or we could go sailing instead.
Name: Mr & Mrs Beckham
Username: Posh_n_Dim
Status: Cannot comment at this time, we are saving that announcement for an exclusive.
Looking for: Celebrity Weddings or anything to keep us in some form of limelight.
Activities: Nothing notable for quite sometime.
Profile Text: Dim (m) is hoping moving to this site will give him a chance to play a bit more, he hasn’t scored in ages and is bursting to shoot at something open. Posh (f) would like it to be a hit, but she’s said that every time and so far been disappointed. I think she was more comfortable in a group situation.
Name: Daffyd
Username: Gay1
Status: Gay
Looking for: Gay
Activities: Gay
Profile Text: I don’t expect to meet anyone 'ere – I am the only gay in the village
Name: Wayne Rooney
Username: Dumbo
Status: Attached (wages attached directly to partner's credit card).
Looking For: Prostitutes, grannies, female anthropologists looking for the missing link.
Activities: Wonderful abilities with my balls.
Name: Noel Edmunds
Username: Little Big Horn
Status: God on Earth – agree or fear my wrath!
Looking for: A desperate last shot at fame. That, and women who are far too tall and young for me.
Activities: Sulking, smirking, slimeing and styling my hair
Profile text: I want adoration, worship me and do my bidding. I particularly enjoy being rimmed and your voyeurism.
Chris Tarrant.
Username: 50/50
Status: Soon to be divorced
Looking for: Sympathy
Activities: Fishing and phoning friends
Profile Text:............................yes, it is my final answer :smug:
Name Bruce Wayne
Username Bat_man
Status Single
Looking for Boy wonder
Activities Wearing tights, hanging out in seedy places after dark, wrestling men
Profile Text Young man sort, must be into roleplay and dressing up. No Jokers or penguins
) on Big Brother – that is suggesting which one would be the most likely to find on a swinging site, what username they would have if they joined SH and what would be on their profile.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
