Secret Santa - Pre Xmas Thread

5 Nov 2004

i want..... quality time with my loved ones, partner, children and mother
don't want but probably will get..... arguments with all of the above
would get for someone else from SH........ tolerance and therapy....but can't tell you who its for!!

6 Nov 2004

something I want - just want to be well this christmas
something ile get that I dont want - a phone call at am Christmas Morning saying "nanny santas been"
something for SH members - Health and Happiness for all of you and a train ticket for my mate voddy to come up North and see me

6 Nov 2004

Something I want:- peace, no arguments (big lottery win would also be nice, pay off my tax bill)
What I'll get:- arguments (no lottery win, grief from the tax man as I stiil owe money)
for Sh:- lots of fun

6 Nov 2004

I'd like is my uncle back from Iraq :cry:
2. What I dont want but will definately get is loads of flaming pajamas that my gran would look cosy in. mad

3. I cant really say who id get for in SH as I dont know anyone well enough yet but I can say I hope you all have a good x-mas!!!

6 Nov 2004

Oh, and I'm with sarah on that one... I wouldnt mind a winning lottery ticket. lol

10 Nov 2004

Quote by Reese
Secret Santa = Reese, i'd give him my Taliban hat, it just doesn't suit me now i'm not so hirsuite

Will this do, McG?...

...as for me:
1) What I want: For certain SH members to relocate to Glastonbury!! ;)
2) What I'll get that I don't want: Bugger all, since my family lives over 4,000mi away from me. :cry:
3) Secret Santa: I'd buy VenusnMars a year's worth of broadband access, so they'd get their arses back on-line! :thumbup:
~Reese! surprised

Damn and bollocks Reese, rub it in won't you!!!
In my old job i grew a long beard (fecking short compared to yours!!!!!)
And wore my Taliban hat as much as i could
I did it just to piss them off and play the system, they could say bugger all as they respected everyone elses "Human Rights" but compared to you my hirsuiteness was pathetic!!
My new job is pay as you go, i have no contract, if i don't fit in i don't get work, therefore i'm unlikely to be able to rebel until i retire!!
Maximum respect to your beardiness

10 Nov 2004

Quote by dazandlou
What I want = Time with my lovely partner

I'll second that!!!

Quote by McGuinness
What i'll get that i don't want = Time with her offspring too!!

HOW FECKING TRUE!! mad

:x :x on Xmas day as well!! :x :x :x
What?, you want time with my partner?? I'd have to ask her first!!!
You sure you don't want time with her offspring i'll pay you to take them off our hands and give me my first christmas wish

10 Nov 2004

Quote by McGuinness
Maximum respect to your beardiness

You know he's cut the beard to about 2" long now, dontcha? sad

10 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
Want - My weed to grow.
Get - Miserable. Hate Christmas.
Buy - Auto spell checker for Debbiewebbs. (sorry hun... but you makes oi larf)

Want- I'd rather have a corset that fits mad

but I might be able ask my ex to help you out with your 'Want', Vix. Fair trade?
Get - as Vix. FLuckin hate it, me. Have told ex he can have our daughter for Christmas 'cos I can't be arsed God, is that really evil?? I just can't stand the happy smiley family shite all day. All the pretending you do to with the people you can't bear to be near the rest of the year. If I haven't got my daughter for the day, I can stay in bed with a bottle of Tia Maria.
Buy- ditto - can we get one for JGL as well, while we're at it?