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A relief that brumlad has been found.
I will report direct to you minister for my evaluation on Saturday.
Will the colonel in chief be attending the colours ceremony for the 1RHF (randy holdup fondlers) ?
Gentlemen,
In the interests of raising morale and in recognition of the fine work of the 1st RHF, the Minister for Intelligence will be wearing holdup stockings at the munch this evening.
Right men, this is the Big One. We're going to go over the top with all guns blazing - aim to shoot, and shoot to hit the target. (Try not to hit anyone in the eye, chaps.)
Sappho
Minister for Intelligence, Secretary of the Swinging Heaven WI (HRT) and Munch Guest Frisker
We should carry out a review of the markmanship skill of the men after the munch obviously we shall require some female volunteers to act as targets for this training.
Im please to hear your previous comments minister but could you advise me please what form my assessment will take,practical written or oral or a combination of more than 1 of the above?