See, some men ARE useful!

30 Oct 2005

So far this weekend I've ......er.......complied with all Kitty's demands :shock: :shock:
and
I 've painted her bathroom and eaten all the meals she's cooked for me! :bounce: :bounce:
See, some of us ARE useful :grin: :grin:
What have YOU done that's useful? innocent

:whistling:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Erm.......do I get my clothes back now? redface

ops:

30 Oct 2005

Kept out of the way.. biggrin

:D

30 Oct 2005

i am about as usefull as bird poo on a new suite
MikeC

30 Oct 2005

2 very kind guys off this site, took my kitchen to pieces! at my request.
So they were very useful lol

(update:- walls are now painted and finished)

30 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeC
i am about as usefull as bird poo on a new suite
MikeC

Oooooooooooooh! That's supposed to be lucky! wink

:wink:

:lol: :lol:

30 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Erm.......do I get my clothes back now? ops:

I've never seen anyone in these changing room type programs, painting rooms in a little pink thong dunno

I wouldn't mind, but he leant against the wall to have a break......... So, he now has a blue bum!! and I have an 'Eager Print' on my wall for posterity!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Oct 2005

well mine went to work :dry:
can't think of anything else

30 Oct 2005

TUT

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Kitty
I have an 'Eager Print' on my wall for posterity!!! :shock: :

Posterior-erity rotflmao

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Phoenix
I have an 'Eager Print' on my wall for posterity!!! :shock: :

Posterior-erity rotflmao

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Aint that the truth

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Steve_Mids
Kept out of the way.. :D

And how well you do it my sweet rolleyes

Shireen
xxx

30 Oct 2005

Drove her there and then drove her home again.

30 Oct 2005

Quote by westerross
Drove her there and then drove her home again.

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30 Oct 2005

UES - it pleases me greatly to note that you had the decency to put - 'some' men are useful - in your title :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Ooooooooops did I just write a sentence with these two words in it ???????? (Decency and UES) :shock: :shock: :shock:

31 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
What have YOU done that's useful? :whistling:

Some men are useful my arse :kissmyarse:
Im a fraid ill have to disagree.
What has Dino done :shock: Feck all, which never changes.
He can make a cup coffee, smoking and watching football. Multitasking is a strange thing, it only seems to work when he needs it, weird :shock:
What has Hornyred done :rascal: Got horny and steamy with two sexy attentive men.
Then i do everything that needs to be done, except watching football and making brews. I do all jobs to a high standard, Dino cant manage medium standard biggrin

So its only fair i get all luxury treatments wink

and loads of attention.
Men useful dunno

Sex, fixing things and car things. Thats it rolleyes

Oh yes of course sperms :rascal:
H, red x

31 Oct 2005

Nooooo, we're great at lots of other things.
Like...
Errrrr....
Ummmm....
Well there's....
And....
Errrr....
redface

31 Oct 2005

I'm useful, honest.
I can fix poorly 'puters and cook flapjack. I can cook other stuff too, but you won't want me to after you've tried my flapjack.
EDIT: Just realised that people may read this and get the impression my cooking skills are bad. They're not, it's just that my flapjack recipe is *that* good.

31 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Nooooo, we're great at lots of other things.
Like...
Errrrr....
Ummmm....
Well there's....
And....
Errrr....

Exactly, nothing at all.
Erm :wanker: they do this a lot.
Fecking usless men loon

31 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed
What have YOU done that's useful? :whistling:

Some men are useful my arse :kissmyarse:
Im a fraid ill have to disagree.
What has Dino done :shock: Feck all, which never changes.
He can make a cup coffee, smoking and watching football. Multitasking is a strange thing, it only seems to work when he needs it, weird :shock:
What has Hornyred done :rascal: Got horny and steamy with two sexy attentive men.
Then i do everything that needs to be done, except watching football and making brews. I do all jobs to a high standard, Dino cant manage medium standard biggrin

So its only fair i get all luxury treatments wink

and loads of attention.
Men useful dunno

Sex, fixing things and car things. Thats it rolleyes

Oh yes of course sperms :rascal:
H, red x
:thumbup:
i'm with you on this one matey :lol2:

31 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed
What have YOU done that's useful? :whistling:

Some men are useful my arse :kissmyarse:
Im a fraid ill have to disagree.
What has Dino done :shock: Feck all, which never changes.
He can make a cup coffee, smoking and watching football. Multitasking is a strange thing, it only seems to work when he needs it, weird :shock:
What has Hornyred done :rascal: Got horny and steamy with two sexy attentive men.
Then i do everything that needs to be done, except watching football and making brews. I do all jobs to a high standard, Dino cant manage medium standard biggrin

So its only fair i get all luxury treatments wink

and loads of attention.
Men useful dunno

Sex, fixing things and car things. Thats it rolleyes

Oh yes of course sperms :rascal:
H, red x
Funny my ex stated the same thing in divorce, except the sex thing... she wasn't bothered.
Now me, I can't cook, can't wallpaper, can'twash up and remove all the grease, can't Hoover into the corners, and a few other bits.
Goog god, what else does a woman expect lol

31 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
2 very kind guys off this site, took my kitchen to pieces! at my request.
So they were very useful
(update:- walls are now painted and finished)

Did you try the table
:lol: :lol:

31 Oct 2005

well when i was married i was : a cook, cleaner, tiler, artexer, window cleaner, dish washer, taxi, dog walker, and anything else she could dump on me mad

but 2 years later with my decree absolute proudly displayed on my walls, living alone and doing fook all but meeting new people and having the time of my life.

31 Oct 2005

at 6'8 im good at putting things on high shelves and changing light bulbs
smile

31 Oct 2005

Quote by lancyuk
at 6'8 im good at putting things on high shelves and changing light bulbs

Blimey, at 5'2 id sure find you handy :!: wink