Self pleasure!

10 Aug 2007

Hello!
Me and Tony was talking about objects we have used for self gratification, our successes and errors and found ourselves giggling like to naughty school peeps lol

So we decided to make a post on it :lol:
This isn't including shop bought items but rather them things we have tried at home when on our own and horny :twisted:
You must know what we mean, when you see an item and think hmmmmm
Or maybe could post something you have always wanted to try but not had the chance yet?
Thought maybe it might be a good idea to post them and also put the conclusion then if your daring enough add yours to the list and give others an idea to try! :lol:
here is a funny clip to set your mind going ( watch right to the end past the writing :lol: )

Some of mine :shock:
Marsbar
Was a good feeling, especially with all them rough bits of chocolate on top but soon melted to a sticky mess that took ages to clean sad

Banana
The first time was a bad experience as i peeled it first and it snapped and took ages to recover the other 1/2 :shock: was ok when i left the peel on the next time but feels to hard :(
Electronic tooth brush
Was actually better than a vibe, reached all them places others can't :lol:
My brothers mini snooker table leg when in my teens
Dam hard but was a great shape thin 1 end real fat the other :lol:
Eggs!
I seen a video of a woman popping out golf balls so i decided to try it with hard boiled eggs. after a while of trying unsuccessfully for about 15 minutes i proceeded to see if i could get all eggs i had boiled up.. redface

Cucumber
Not bad, a little to hard but the knobbly ones are better :twisted:
A balloon
Them you make animals out of, Actually was quite a nice feeling, soft and firm and you could change the thickness of it by squeezing the bit that’s not up! ( remember this is dangerous though as if it pops it could cause death :shock: )
I will add more as I remember them.
Shaz x
And Now for Tony's bit :lol:
Not much for me to tell biggrin

Ermmm i cut a little hole in my pillow when in my teens and ermm experimented surprised

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Was fun, but always remember, feather pillows have prickly bits in them :shock:
Tony wink

10 Aug 2007

nope, not going anywhere near this one redface

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
nope, not going anywhere near this one

Oh please do share :twisted:
Shaz x

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
nope, not going anywhere near this one

Oh please do share :twisted:
Shaz x
:gagged:

10 Aug 2007

The handle of an Avon radial hairbrush can be quite satisfactory - so I hear redface

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10 Aug 2007

My then Girlfriends armpit redface

Just don't ask!!! It wasn't my idea ok !!!!
Ok so thats not on my own i know , but the warm jacket potato was lies all LIES i tell you! mad

Mrs Lost here with this one. A stick of rock - well i was on holiday. (bit sharp and painful though)

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Lost
Mrs Lost here with this one. A stick of rock - well i was on holiday. (bit sharp and painful though)

I've often considered the sugar dummies but never got round to it!!

10 Aug 2007

Quote by lavabubble

Mrs Lost here with this one. A stick of rock - well i was on holiday. (bit sharp and painful though)

I've often considered the sugar dummies but never got round to it!!
Ohhh thats another one i forgot about :shock:
feels like a but plug but stickier lol

Shaz x

Quote by Lost
My then Girlfriends armpit Just don't ask!!! It wasn't my idea ok !!!!

And if its a real hot summers day, already lubricated :shock:
Shaz x

10 Aug 2007

seems like the ladies have all the fun

11 Aug 2007

My ex got me to stick my lil rpm junior in a cherry pie after seeing it done on some film - the title escapes me.
The pie poking wasn't much fun but the kinky minx made sure she cleaned lil rpm junior up afterwards! biggrin

I did try a jar of Vaseline in my early days but soon lost interest! redface

11 Aug 2007

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Electronic tooth brush
Was actually better than a vibe, reached all them places others can't

I'm surprised you have tried one of the various vibrating shavers yet :lol:
Or maybe you have :shock:

11 Aug 2007

Deodrant roll on bottle ! wink

I have a friend who's used an electric toothbrush before (not used afterwards for teeth I hope! lol

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11 Aug 2007

An ex of mine said he'd used arm bands - you know, as in water wings!

11 Aug 2007

used an elderflower press bottle with my gf...wicked as a ridged bottle..she love it wink

11 Aug 2007

Quote by jaymar
Deodrant roll on bottle !

Me too..
when I told a bf about that he thought I'd meant an aerosol can! I'd said it was exactly the right size for me - he was thinking i was massive down there for weeks(I'm sure it's possible tho..)

11 Aug 2007

Quote by Dlep
Electronic tooth brush
Was actually better than a vibe, reached all them places others can't

I'm surprised you have tried one of the various vibrating shavers yet :lol:
Or maybe you have :shock:
She has!
and mobile phones ( my mobile phone ) mad

Tony

11 Aug 2007

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Electronic tooth brush
Was actually better than a vibe, reached all them places others can't

I'm surprised you have tried one of the various vibrating shavers yet :lol:
Or maybe you have :shock:
She has!
and mobile phones ( my mobile phone ) mad

Tony

:shock:
:giggle:
And to look at Shaz, you wouldn't think butter would melt! :giggle:

11 Aug 2007

I used a large chocolate champagne bottle we got for our wedding on Mrs Maidstone. Was fun but melted very quick and the chocolate sort of seperated so wasn't even that nice when cleaning her up.

11 Aug 2007

Quote by redpantherman
My ex got me to stick my lil rpm junior in a cherry pie after seeing it done on some film - the title escapes me.

American Pie ....... was the film :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

11 Aug 2007

Torpedo Ice Lolly - Orange my fav lol

:lol:

11 Aug 2007

Shaz,
I had an idea you were kinky lol

just didnt realise how much :shock:
Rich said have you tried a fully charged Sonicare toothbrush ................not for the faint hearted cool

dee
p.s. no im not faint hearted biggrin

11 Aug 2007

an impulse bottle when i was in my teens...and since....just to make sure it still works, i might add redface

11 Aug 2007

woooohooo some real good idea's here
Maybe it would of been easier to start a thread "things we haven't tried!" lol

Quote by Rich_and_dee
And to look at Shaz, you wouldn't think butter would melt! :giggle:

Its all for medical science i tell you! biggrin

Quote by Rich_and_dee
Shaz,
I had an idea you were kinky :lol: just didnt realise how much :shock:
Rich said have you tried a fully charged Sonicare toothbrush ................not for the faint hearted

Me kinky! :shock:
No not tried the Sonicare toothbrush yet, i live such a sheltered life confused

Something else for this months shopping list :lol:
And another i just thought of, Candles of various shapes and sizes.. wow they do come big :shock:
Shaz x

12 Aug 2007

I'm not admitting to anything which makes a change :lol2:
I have heard cucumbers are better at room temperature though as straight from the fridge can be a little too cold dunno

12 Aug 2007

Quote by blonde
My ex got me to stick my lil rpm junior in a cherry pie after seeing it done on some film - the title escapes me.

American Pie ....... was the film :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:shock: My My My blonde.... your posts have been so helpfull to us all in the past few months...
I reckon you have earned the coveted title of the SH resident Wikipedia! :bounce:
Congrats! :cheers:
:giggle:

13 Aug 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I'm not admitting to anything which makes a change :lol2:
I have heard cucumbers are better at room temperature though as straight from the fridge can be a little too cold

You can't play innocent with us you know :shock:
That twinkle gives it all away lol

Tony

13 Aug 2007

Just to hold up the honour of men who so far haven't been too adventurous.
I have brought myself off by squatting and rubbing my cock between my lubricated ankles.
Well, all I can say is that I read about it once and had to try it.
I have also come from a powerful shower jet but it took a while.
And of course we have all tried and failed to suck it ourselves. One day a hilarious DVD will come out with these attempts. All that happens is that you get a gobbet of spunk in your eye.

14 Aug 2007

I heard about this on a boys night out and got the then G/F (who wa a kinky so and so) to try it - pop up half an Alka Seltza ! She said the fizzing and frothing was amazing, and no complaint of a headache either !!

14 Aug 2007

I heard about this on a boys night out and got the then G/F (who wa a kinky so and so) to try it - pop up half an Alka Seltza ! She said the fizzing and frothing was amazing, and no complaint of a headache either !!

14 Aug 2007

Quote by girthy
I heard about this on a boys night out and got the then G/F (who wa a kinky so and so) to try it - pop up half an Alka Seltza ! She said the fizzing and frothing was amazing, and no complaint of a headache either !!

For fear of sounding stupid rolleyes

, pop it where excatly confused

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