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What can i say, i'm a student with no money, i have alot of free time.
"get a fookin job then you idle tw*t!"
Now THAT'S funny... cruel but funny!
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Quote by Scandal
What can i say, i'm a student with no money, i have alot of free time.
"get a fookin job then you idle tw*t!"
I have a job xxxx
Quote by jaymar
funny as f**k sercher :thumbup:
i need to sin big time very soon, so give me all you got before i get there to save time. :twisted:
psst... over here..(whispering so Sercher cannot hear.. )I can help you sin.. big time!
:grin:come over and see me some time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Customer service announcement
Father searcher dose this for no sexual gratification and is here to save you for free
However if you wish to show you gratitude his PM box is open or you can leave a donation In the collection box marked “ SH church roof fund “
Thank you for reading this your help in our course is appreciated
Have a nice day
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Quote by sercher01
Customer service announcement
Father searcher dose this for no sexual gratification and is here to save you for free
However if you wish to show you gratitude his PM box is open or you can leave a donation In the collection box marked “ SH church roof fund “
Thank you for reading this your help in our course is appreciated
Have a nice day
Who actually took that picture of you xx
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my mum 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
did you tell her what it was for? :shock:
Quote by sercher01
funny as f**k sercher :thumbup:
i need to sin big time very soon, so give me all you got before i get there to save time. :twisted:
psst... over here..(whispering so Sercher cannot hear.. )I can help you sin.. big time!
:grin:you are truly "Doomed" and a " swinger" for life
be gone noxuse Demon
Then my job here is done, I am so very content now :smug:
Is this the part when I have to start spitting green stuff all over the place and screeching whilst throwing my head from side to side?? Excellant!
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couldnt make it " spin" could you hun?
the efect could get me somemore donations thats all
the efect could get me somemore donations thats all
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
did you tell her what it was for? :shock:
ye! a vickers and tarts patty :giggle:
Father Sercher, what a tonic after a long hard week! :giggle:
Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been 22 years since my last confession (
) but this week I have mostly been masturbating and lusting after cock, I have also watched porn and utilised shampoo bottles in way Umberto Giannini never intended. This weekend I am mainly intending to drink and fuck for which I am making an advance confession. I also swore at a workmate
For hearing my confession Father, I leave 27p and a fluffy midget gem in the collection plate.
Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been 22 years since my last confession (
) but this week I have mostly been masturbating and lusting after cock, I have also watched porn and utilised shampoo bottles in way Umberto Giannini never intended. This weekend I am mainly intending to drink and fuck for which I am making an advance confession. I also swore at a workmate For hearing my confession Father, I leave 27p and a fluffy midget gem in the collection plate.
Forgive me father for i have sinned,
I admit to lusting after men and women although it is against the family religion but i just cant help myself i get so so hot and so so wet surely if it feels so good it cant be bad :2fingers:
forgive me for wearing clothes that give me a bad reputation and when i bend over people can see my bare cheeks and maybe more it is just to see who is looking at me :evil2:
oh forgive me father for i am not faithfull to my man i sleep with others( with him knowing) and we talk about it afterwards this is so so bad of me father :swingingchair:
oh and father forgive me again for screaming the good lords name in vain at the top of my voice when i'm in sexual ecstasy
hwoar:
i just cant help myself father please forgive me
I admit to lusting after men and women although it is against the family religion but i just cant help myself i get so so hot and so so wet surely if it feels so good it cant be bad :2fingers:
forgive me for wearing clothes that give me a bad reputation and when i bend over people can see my bare cheeks and maybe more it is just to see who is looking at me :evil2:
oh forgive me father for i am not faithfull to my man i sleep with others( with him knowing) and we talk about it afterwards this is so so bad of me father :swingingchair:
oh and father forgive me again for screaming the good lords name in vain at the top of my voice when i'm in sexual ecstasy
hwoar: i just cant help myself father please forgive me
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Father Sercher, what a tonic after a long hard week! :giggle:
For hearing my confession Father, I leave 27p and a fluffy midget gem in the collection plate.
and you forget to confess the " im a chat room op"
27 " hail mods"
and
15 "are admins"
and report to my chambers after that for more " chastisement" :rascal:
bad binxy
edit: an where that little christmas number
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Quote by dekntan
Forgive me father for i have sinned,
I admit to lusting after men and women although it is against the family religion but i just cant help myself i get so so hot and so so wet surely if it feels so good it cant be bad :2fingers:
forgive me for wearing clothes that give me a bad reputation and when i bend over people can see my bare cheeks and maybe more it is just to see who is looking at me :evil2:
oh forgive me father for i am not faithfull to my man i sleep with others( with him knowing) and we talk about it afterwards this is so so bad of me father :swingingchair:
oh and father forgive me again for screaming the good lords name in vain at the top of my voice when i'm in sexual ecstasy
i just cant help myself father please forgive me
your a very bad girle and i can see you need saving and are willing
to be saved
as you have been honest ( you have told me everything havent you? )
3 " hail mods"
and
1 " are admin"
the mods bless you my chilled
Quote by sercher01
Father Sercher, what a tonic after a long hard week! :giggle:
For hearing my confession Father, I leave 27p and a fluffy midget gem in the collection plate.
and you forget to confess the " im a chat room op"
27 " hail mods"
and
15 "are admins"
and report to my chambers after that for more " chastisement" :rascal:
bad binxy
edit: an where that little christmas number
Fucks' sake Father that's a bit extreme! I am only trying to help as a chat op :P
Can I just skip the prayers and go on my knees before you ? :twisted:
You mean this Christmas number?
Sex God
:shock:
ok
1 " hail mods"
1 "are admin"
your saved
an im off for a wank after that pic :wink:
ok
1 " hail mods"
1 "are admin"
your saved
an im off for a wank after that pic :wink:
Sex God
its after midnight
iv changed back to plane old " sercher01" now
iv changed back to plane old " sercher01" now
Sex God
nice to know i got rid of the "posting ju ju " i was panicing for a bit there
Sex God
For all you sinners who got a “hail mod’s” or an “our admin” do your penance and save your self’s
The” hail mod’s”
Hail Mob’s,
Full of knowledge,
admin is with thee.
Blessed art thou among swingers,
and blessed is the site
which you moderate.
swinging heaven,
Mother of all swinging site’s,
look after your members now,
and at the hour of our first munch.
Amen.
The “ our admin”
Our admin, Who art in swinging heaven towers,
Hallowed be Thy Name’s.
Thy Kingdom is here.
Thy Will be done, on the internet as it is in real life. Give us this day our daily thread.
And forgive us our breaking of the AUP’s,
as we forgive those who break them against us.
And lead us into temptation,
but deliver us from vanillerdom .
Amen.
The” hail mod’s”
Hail Mob’s,
Full of knowledge,
admin is with thee.
Blessed art thou among swingers,
and blessed is the site
which you moderate.
swinging heaven,
Mother of all swinging site’s,
look after your members now,
and at the hour of our first munch.
Amen.
The “ our admin”
Our admin, Who art in swinging heaven towers,
Hallowed be Thy Name’s.
Thy Kingdom is here.
Thy Will be done, on the internet as it is in real life. Give us this day our daily thread.
And forgive us our breaking of the AUP’s,
as we forgive those who break them against us.
And lead us into temptation,
but deliver us from vanillerdom .
Amen.
Quote by sercher01
Come to me I will absolve thy sins and make my flock clean again .
I will come share that bath with you anyday - you only have to ask
ah! the Devil him self has sent you to stop me from saving these good people.
" get th'e behind me satan "
i will not be swayed from my mission
well! not till tomorrow anyway
I think you will find it is now "tomorrow" :twisted: :evil2:
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Quote by Juniper_couple
Come to me I will absolve thy sins and make my flock clean again .
I will come share that bath with you anyday - you only have to ask
ah! the Devil him self has sent you to stop me from saving these good people.
" get th'e behind me satan "
i will not be swayed from my mission
well! not till tomorrow anyway
I think you will find it is now "tomorrow" :twisted: :evil2:
you know i would sexy :wink:
Sex God
RIGHT! who need's to confes there sin's to " father sercher" ?
Sex God
Quote by Juniper_couple
Ohhhhhh dearrrrrr
I keep masturbating and thinking of you Father Sercherops:
ohhhhh! do you my chiled
1 are admin
1 hail mods
an keep up the good work ill see you soon
