Sercher01’s confessional

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Jags
Can I do a confession in advance of doing the deed??
I'm going to delete all twatty posts this weekend... especially those which try to hijack (in a twatty way) every good thread on this site.

:bounce:

Quote by Jags
NOW... if you offer me redemption I can go sin with impunity!

Consider yourself redeemed! just say a few "Hail HLBs" and it'll all be fine :giggle:
lol

:lol: :lol:

23 Feb 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Can I do a confession in advance of doing the deed??
I'm going to delete all twatty posts this weekend... especially those which try to hijack (in a twatty way) every good thread on this site.

:bounce:

Quote by Jags
NOW... if you offer me redemption I can go sin with impunity!

Consider yourself redeemed! just say a few "Hail HLBs" and it'll all be fine :giggle:
lol

:lol: :lol:
YEEHA... thanks HLB. kiss

:kiss:
<confession time again... I had already started> redface

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Jags
Can I do a confession in advance of doing the deed??
I'm going to delete all twatty posts this weekend... especially those which try to hijack (in a twatty way) every good thread on this site.
NOW... if you offer me redemption I can go sin with impunity!
:lol: :lol:

I'll redeme you as well, and can I suggest a set of hand cuffs for your siner!! :lol:

23 Feb 2007

Here you are Jags, I knew they were lurking somewhere lol

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Jags
Can I do a confession in advance of doing the deed??
I'm going to delete all twatty posts this weekend... especially those which try to hijack (in a twatty way) every good thread on this site.
NOW... if you offer me redemption I can go sin with impunity!
:lol: :lol:

SEE MY CHILDREN THE MODS AND ADMIN DO TALK TO ME :shock:
I am in ore of you power oh! Grate one
My flock and I are not worthy of your presence
How can we appease thy wrath ?

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Sarah
Can I do a confession in advance of doing the deed??
I'm going to delete all twatty posts this weekend... especially those which try to hijack (in a twatty way) every good thread on this site.
NOW... if you offer me redemption I can go sin with impunity!
:lol: :lol:

I'll redeme you as well, and can I suggest a set of hand cuffs for your siner!! :lol:
Do they go with the black rope??
Wish I could handcuff the greatest site sinner of all - to a lampost somewhere in a pedestrian zone1
:lol: :lol:

23 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
Can I do a confession in advance of doing the deed??
I'm going to delete all twatty posts this weekend... especially those which try to hijack (in a twatty way) every good thread on this site.
NOW... if you offer me redemption I can go sin with impunity!
:lol: :lol:

SEE MY CHILDREN THE MODS AND ADMIN DO TALK TO ME :shock:
I am in ore of you power oh! Grate one
My flock and I are not worthy of your presence
How can we appease thy wrath ?
Course we talk to you.... just sometimes you don't listen!
bolt

Appease me by not allowing twatty gobshitty posts ALL weekend. Punish the fools, reward the good and look into the fire for inspiration!

23 Feb 2007

Fury handcuffs are a sin sarah my chilled if you wish to attain forgiveness you must cast them aside
If not we shall through another “WHICH” on the fire
wink

the great mod " jag's" has told us to do this

23 Feb 2007

I have to confess...................... I haven't seen the black rope for a long time!! :twisted:
Mal
cool

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Mal
I have to confess...................... I haven't seen the black rope for a long time!! :twisted:
Mal

I have to confess...... I have!
:shock: :shock:

23 Feb 2007

" HAIL THE GRATE AND POWERFULL MAL" we are truly honered by his presence my children
just dont pull the curtain away wink

23 Feb 2007

This is a costumer service announcement
Please remember “ searcher has to be pissed to do this sh1t an make you spit your coffee
So leave something in the collection box on the way out ( the one that says “ SH church roof fund" )

23 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
omfg that pic is hilarious
i dont want saving ta, i like being naughty
Earthy xx

another " WHITCH" looks like its a Bar-B-Q tonight :twisted:
i am already hot stuff :twisted:

23 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
This is a costumer service announcement
Please remember “ searcher has to be pissed to do this sh1t so leave something in the collection box on the way out ( the one that says “ SH church roof fund" )

erm . . . that's the usual way where i come from mate? roof fund my arse. cheap sherry on the altar, jameson's in the vestry! is that about the size of it father? confused

;)
*genuflects*
*creeps into confessional without his mam seeing*
Forgive me father, for i have sinned. it has been . . erm . . . *counts* . . . . 23 years since my last confession . . . . :shock: am i damned? no, go on, i can take it. i got broad shoulders! :? you got all day then or wot? :P
amazing how a Catholic education just comes flooding back, eh? ;)
*wanders off to say about a million Hail Marys*
neil x x x ;)

23 Feb 2007

With many many thanks to Tom Lehrer

First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff
Everybody say his own kyrie eleison
Doin' the Vatican Rag
Get in line in that processional
Step into that small confessional
There, the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original
If it is, try playin' it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
Two, four, six, eight
Time to transubstantiate
So get down upon your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
Make a cross on your abdomen
When in Rome do like a Roman
Ave Maria, gee it's good to see ya
Gettin' ecstatic an' sorta dramatic an'
Doin' the Vatican Rag

23 Feb 2007

Quote by neilinleeds
This is a costumer service announcement
Please remember “ searcher has to be pissed to do this sh1t so leave something in the collection box on the way out ( the one that says “ SH church roof fund" )

erm . . . that's the usual way where i come from mate? roof fund my arse. cheap sherry on the altar, jameson's in the vestry! is that about the size of it father? confused

;)
*genuflects*
*creeps into confessional without his mam seeing*
Forgive me father, for i have sinned. it has been . . erm . . . *counts* . . . . 23 years since my last confession . . . . :shock: am i damned? no, go on, i can take it. i got broad shoulders! :? you got all day then or wot? :P
amazing how a Catholic education just comes flooding back, eh? ;)
*wanders off to say about a million Hail Marys*
neil x x x ;)
neil my son do not take the way of " satan"
just listen to father sercher
23 years :shock:
1 "hail mods"
and
2 " are admin"
welcome back my son :wink:

23 Feb 2007

funny as f**k sercher :thumbup:
i need to sin big time very soon, so give me all you got before i get there to save time. :twisted:

23 Feb 2007

Repeat after me ....
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
Oh, feel so much better now, so much so, I dont need to confess anything redface

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
funny as f**k sercher :thumbup:
i need to sin big time very soon, so give me all you got before i get there to save time. :twisted:

Its nice to see that my flock are thinking P.P.P.P.P.P.P
(priyer planning and preparation prevents piss pour performance )
well done!
7 “ hail mods”
and
7 “ are admin”
but if you do more let me know ok? wink

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Repeat after me ....
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
Oh, feel so much better now, so much so, I dont need to confess anything

:worship: :worship: :worship:
pray tell how could a " mod" have anything to confess to a mire mortal such as i ?

23 Feb 2007

Forgive me father I have been reading and perving and not posting redface

I promise to change
Jem

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Jemlet
Forgive me father I have been reading and perving and not posting I promise to change
Jem

Well hellooo x
welcome to the forums wave

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Repeat after me ....
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
Oh, feel so much better now, so much so, I dont need to confess anything

Maybe you would be safer in my PM box!
*I think not!* :twisted:

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
Forgive me father I have been reading and perving and not posting I promise to change
Jem

Well hellooo x
welcome to the forums wave

Thanks xxx

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Jemlet
Forgive me father I have been reading and perving and not posting I promise to change
Jem

Well hellooo x
welcome to the forums wave

Thanks xxx
:boxing: damn you Drewxcore you spend too much time in here and have all you replies ready, i been here for nearly an hour going through posts and missed this one.
:giggle: :welcome: have fun in here

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
Forgive me father I have been reading and perving and not posting I promise to change
Jem

Well hellooo x
welcome to the forums wave

Thanks xxx
:boxing: damn you Drewxcore you spend too much time in here and have all you replies ready, i been here for nearly an hour going through posts and missed this one.
:giggle: :welcome: have fun in here
What can i say, i'm a student with no money, i have alot of free time.

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
Forgive me father I have been reading and perving and not posting I promise to change
Jem

Well hellooo x
welcome to the forums wave

Thanks xxx
:boxing: damn you Drewxcore you spend too much time in here and have all you replies ready, i been here for nearly an hour going through posts and missed this one.
:giggle: :welcome: have fun in here
kiss kiss thanks wine man I'm sure I will

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
funny as f**k sercher :thumbup:
i need to sin big time very soon, so give me all you got before i get there to save time. :twisted:

psst... over here..(whispering so Sercher cannot hear.. )I can help you sin.. big time! hump

:grin:

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Jemlet
Forgive me father I have been reading and perving and not posting I promise to change
Jem

Oh! My! That is bad !
But im sure we can find some penance to appease the mods and admin .
5 “ hail mods”
and
4 “ are admin”
if you keep doing it come back and tell me which ones your perving and we will sort something out my chilled

Quote by Miss_Kiss
Repeat after me ....
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
I will keep away from this thread,
Oh, feel so much better now, so much so, I dont need to confess anything ops:

Maybe you would be safer in my PM box!
HA!HA!HA!
How could you even dream that the all powerful mod’s could think of your witless plan “ WHITCH”
My sausage is getting cold come through yourself on the fire “Demon” wink

23 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
funny as f**k sercher :thumbup:
i need to sin big time very soon, so give me all you got before i get there to save time. :twisted:

psst... over here..(whispering so Sercher cannot hear.. )I can help you sin.. big time! hump

:grin:
you are truly "Doomed" and a " swinger" for life
be gone noxuse Demon