- so have a fair understanding of rodents! Still wonder why guys are always trying to put as many ferrets down their trousers as poss, is it a phallic thing? :shock:
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SETTING A NEW RECORD - AUCTION OF SGT BILKO
that's torn it: Fred is now hiding under the settee and refuses to come out. Apparently someone called him a RODENT!! He begs to explain that ferrets are members of'Mustela Puturious Furo' , closely related to Otters. He says he was bred to hunt rodents-not be called one. He has his little paws over his eyes and is crying that he wished he'd stayed in his hutch-a feeling I know well. It'll take me ages to calm him down now. Oh, what a day: I need comforting-Sappho, where are you when you are needed??
Gmanxxx have you been lurking in my wardrobe, how did you know it was called Roger lol
Oh no, Artificer, now I feel terrible
Ok, apologise to him, I got mixed up, it's the eyes, all look the same to me! Actually I wouldn't mind ferrets if they didn't smell to much, great to watch 
Am I digging my way out here or just going down further!
Oh no, Artificer, now I feel terrible
Ok, apologise to him, I got mixed up, it's the eyes, all look the same to me! Actually I wouldn't mind ferrets if they didn't smell to much, great to watch Am I digging my way out here or just going down further! 
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