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SETTING A NEW RECORD - AUCTION OF SGT BILKO
I would be honoured to be the "play thing" of either Misschief or Alex. It seems there is a problem because DonnaNMark didn't specify which Friday at 10 o'clock the auction would close. I can see only one sensible and adult way of resolving this............................................................
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.............................................................Fight!!!!!.
Right, there is to be no pulling of hair, well not too much, clothes are optional and if you would just like to make your way over to this paddling pool that I've filled with mud I shall start selling the tickets!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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.............................................................Fight!!!!!.
Right, there is to be no pulling of hair, well not too much, clothes are optional and if you would just like to make your way over to this paddling pool that I've filled with mud I shall start selling the tickets!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sarge, I have the perfect solution, which I believe will be a winner ! Seeing as you have a fight on your hands, as everyone wants their very own sarge, I suggest you launch your very own, Sarge Action Figure. This way, everyone can purchase their own, the secuirty of SH will be maintained, and everyone will be happy !
All we have to do is decide which outfits/accessories we can market along with the action figure. Any suggestions would be most welcome !
I hope this helps in some way
All we have to do is decide which outfits/accessories we can market along with the action figure. Any suggestions would be most welcome !
I hope this helps in some way
Oh no! trust the newbies to put in the last 2 bids, giving the Sarge a brilliant excuse to perform a wicked initiation ceremony under the guise of an auction win :idea: - you naughty naughty man :taz:
Anyway Brumlad, a hero, no wonder youve got that Avatar
I would be happy to go along with that one. Could sell him equipped with yellow handbag - no I wasnt peeking in the GFZ! I was merely walking past and heard you :smug:
Wow, was just about to post this then noticed Gman had posted with a bluddy cracking idea. :twisted:
Gimme your thoughts on this Alex, what fate shall we give him? I reckon the doll thing would be good, can donate all proceeds to the WI and donate the Sarge himself to the WI scientific experiment dept :twisted:
Anyway Brumlad, a hero, no wonder youve got that Avatar
I would be happy to go along with that one. Could sell him equipped with yellow handbag - no I wasnt peeking in the GFZ! I was merely walking past and heard you :smug: Wow, was just about to post this then noticed Gman had posted with a bluddy cracking idea. :twisted:
Gimme your thoughts on this Alex, what fate shall we give him? I reckon the doll thing would be good, can donate all proceeds to the WI and donate the Sarge himself to the WI scientific experiment dept :twisted:
Misschief thankyou for your kind compliments, however, I can not excuse the fact that you popped into the GFZ and didn't remove the empty beer bottles, tsk tsk .
I dread to think what the WI have instore for the sarge action figure, it just doesn't bear thinking about. :shock:
Anyway, keep the ideas flooding in, the production line's getting idle !
thankyou for your kind compliments, however, I can not excuse the fact that you popped into the GFZ and didn't remove the empty beer bottles, tsk tsk . I dread to think what the WI have instore for the sarge action figure, it just doesn't bear thinking about. :shock:
Anyway, keep the ideas flooding in, the production line's getting idle !
Hi Misschief!
Well I suggest we have him at our beck and call for a week, to satisy our ever whim (well my house needs a good spring clean - that's his first job).
At the end of the week, we could 'reward' him as he deserves.
He could model various outfits too and we could make the final selection.
Yes - excellent idea to sell the dolls thru the WI.
Will this action figure have moving parts?
I remember I had 'Tressy' when i was little - you pushed a button and here hair grew!!!! I wonder what we could apply that principal to?
Alex x x
Well I suggest we have him at our beck and call for a week, to satisy our ever whim (well my house needs a good spring clean - that's his first job).
At the end of the week, we could 'reward' him as he deserves.
He could model various outfits too and we could make the final selection.
Yes - excellent idea to sell the dolls thru the WI.
Will this action figure have moving parts?
I remember I had 'Tressy' when i was little - you pushed a button and here hair grew!!!! I wonder what we could apply that principal to?
Alex x x
Oooo backless french maids outfit, excellent. Have to get him in a fishnet bodystocking too, complete with 5 inch stilettos - then he can see that when walking along its a natural movement for your hips to swing from side to side - which will probably feel a tad strange to him as so used to just forward/backward hip motion :twisted:
Brumlad! I was walking past and overheard you, did not go in, couldnt go in even if i tried due to all the rubbish piled up wedging the door shut! oops ok, well i did try the door a little bit
Creased up at the 'Tressy' idea
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: classic
Battery operated oooooo yeh, can he have his arm up holding a feather plume too Can name it the 'Bugs Bilko' - a variation of the rabbit concept
- which will probably feel a tad strange to him as so used to just forward/backward hip motion :twisted: Brumlad! I was walking past and overheard you, did not go in, couldnt go in even if i tried due to all the rubbish piled up wedging the door shut! oops ok, well i did try the door a little bit
Creased up at the 'Tressy' idea
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: classicBattery operated oooooo yeh, can he have his arm up holding a feather plume too Can name it the 'Bugs Bilko' - a variation of the rabbit concept
Quietly walks up behind Brumlad, catches salt with right hand and the back of his sumo pants in the left. Tips him from crouching position to face down in mud position before even getting my feet dirty
Gmanxxx what were you thinking of asking me to do?? It sounds to me like there was a domestic duty vibe to your request, please say there was no such thing!!!
Gmanxxx what were you thinking of asking me to do?? It sounds to me like there was a domestic duty vibe to your request, please say there was no such thing!!!
Ha! at last
Noway am I going in that place, just the smell of all that testosterone when walking past was enough to suddenly turn me from quite meek into some butch mud wrestling champion!
Brumlad can you please take them sumo pants off I really cant take you seriously stood there like that! :giggle: yep just there will do, promise I won't look :eeek:
Noway am I going in that place, just the smell of all that testosterone when walking past was enough to suddenly turn me from quite meek into some butch mud wrestling champion!
Brumlad can you please take them sumo pants off I really cant take you seriously stood there like that! :giggle: yep just there will do, promise I won't look :eeek:
legs it after Brumlad, just wishing I was in front of him to watch as I am the one with his pants on my head! :twisted:
You are such a bloke!! Hate to be the one to tell you but that's not a binliner or hoover you're holding - did you find that black stocking n penis pump from the GFZ? :shock:
You are such a bloke!! Hate to be the one to tell you but that's not a binliner or hoover you're holding - did you find that black stocking n penis pump from the GFZ? :shock:
Noway am I going in there Brumlad! Sure I saw Artificer wandering in there with a ferret! Like the place don't smell enough already!
Have done something that I vowed i wouldn't and totally ruined this thread with our fighting oops :uhoh:
Which, Brumlad, brings me to the point of asking you why you think you have the time to be loafing about supping beer when you should be down on that production line fitting mini(??) Sarges bits n bobs together. Production line is that way :arrow:
Have done something that I vowed i wouldn't and totally ruined this thread with our fighting oops :uhoh:
Which, Brumlad, brings me to the point of asking you why you think you have the time to be loafing about supping beer when you should be down on that production line fitting mini(??) Sarges bits n bobs together.
Production line is that way :arrow: Aaawwww Misschief
it's not that bad in there, artificer's ferret is chilled out, ok, so the odd bit of pizza has grown it's own legs and is walking around the place, and eventually it will find it's own way to the bin !
The Sarge Action Figure production line is running well, we have surplus amounts of maid outfits ready, the design team is working hard on the battery operated Bunny Bilko, however they're waiting for feedback from the WI Testing team.
it's not that bad in there, artificer's ferret is chilled out, ok, so the odd bit of pizza has grown it's own legs and is walking around the place, and eventually it will find it's own way to the bin !
The Sarge Action Figure production line is running well, we have surplus amounts of maid outfits ready, the design team is working hard on the battery operated Bunny Bilko, however they're waiting for feedback from the WI Testing team.
