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SilkandBigG
Sex God
I just want two of you to give me a really good fuck . Any takers ?
Unknown User
Erm.. yeah Why the hell not!... well..in for a penny! wink
Unknown User
Quote by Lazeeboy
Oh go on then.

Lazeeboy... Trying to keep your cool too huh?!! :haha:
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
rolleyes Scandal spat his dummy out again?

No hun hes just seeing through us :-)
xxxx
davej
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
I just want two of you to give me a really good fuck . Any takers ?

I've considered your generous offer and feel that the two words 'really' and 'good' might prove a stumbling block, however if you wouldn't mind waiting until a rather heavy supper of Port, cheese and biscuits, chocolate tea cakes and a bowl of ice cream with a meringue nest and pineapple topping has gone down, I will give it a bash.
SilkandBigG
Sex God
I shouldnt have a bash after that lot mate ! Youll pull a mussel ( as the prawn did at the disco)
Ah so many jokes so few lines !
davej
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
I shouldnt have a bash after that lot mate ! Youll pull a mussel ( as the prawn did at the disco)
Ah so many jokes so few lines !

quick some fLucker nail a lid on this to stop em
Unknown User
I could really do with a good fuck right now! sad
That time again, just toooo messy :cry:
Unknown User
Messy?.. huh!.. Fruity Dear... You cant be letting that get int the way...
Its one of them late ones for me tonight!.. not tired at all... But so bloody randy. :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Silk and Big G
I just want two of you to give me a really good fuck . Any takers ?
banghead
Unknown User
I just dont wanna recreate that icky scene from the exorcist confused evil
Unknown User
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo and before anybody asks (maybeits just my imagination going mad!) but I dont use a cricifix I use a regular dildo! just aint religious :shock: evil :twisted: confused:
Unknown User
Aw bejaysus you must have seen the exorcist!?
Lazeeboy
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
I just dont wanna recreate that icky scene from the exorcist confused evil

Ah yeah,the ol' projectile vomiting,memories...............
Unknown User
Quote by fruity1976
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo and before anybody asks (maybeits just my imagination going mad!) but I dont use a cricifix I use a regular dildo! just aint religious :shock: evil :twisted: confused:

PHEW!!! :shock:
Unknown User
Aye! Only a horror classic?? lol :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Scandal
Aye! Only a horror classic?? lol :twisted:

What happens?
Is there a happy ending?
Happy?.. erm.. the words "happy" and "Exorcist" dont really go together my friend!!
Unknown User
lol
I cant even think of anything to say about it really, well I can but! Watch if it you havent seen it Im sure you will draw your own conclusions! T'was a pretty shocking film in its time in film history in a way but there are many more shocking films out there!
tbh I just laugh when I see a lot of it haha watch the excorsist then repossessed the second ones much funnier its got leslie neilsen in it and the girl is the same girl from the original exorcist film! tis rather funny! :lol:
Unknown User
Well I wouldnt say its bad cause all sorts of people will say its good!
Its interesting. Try and get a copy anyway then get a copy of reposessed after it (spoof version with Leslie Neilsen!) very funny! I thought so anyway!
Unknown User
or the opening scene of scary movie 2... a sort of copy of the film!.. very very funny!.. Well i thought so anyway. he he
altarica
Sexlightened
Once walked past Leslie Nielsen in the lounge of the hotel i worked in ,in was on his way to having a press conference to promote "The naked gun".It was a little while that make me famous?
I'd love to give you a good fuck,but only if you say "pretty please"and get down and............god no i can't put that!!!!!
A chicken feather may be considered kinky, but using the whole chicken,now that's perverted. biggrin :D :D
Unknown User
Just depends what way youre using the chicken! :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by davej
I just want two of you to give me a really good fuck . Any takers ?

I've considered your generous offer and feel that the two words 'really' and 'good' might prove a stumbling block, however if you wouldn't mind waiting until a rather heavy supper of Port, cheese and biscuits, chocolate tea cakes and a bowl of ice cream with a meringue nest and pineapple topping has gone down, I will give it a bash.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So you haven't quite started on your New Year diet yet, Davej..... or perhaps you have :shock: