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hi i wonder if there is sex in the next life, if so do you get the chance again to shag all the people you shagged in this life, there are some people no doubt you would rather not shag again for various reasons. but one of rules is you have to, or you get shaggs at all, what would you do.
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hi i wonder if there is sex in the next life, if so do you get the chance again to shag all the people you shagged in this life, there are some people no doubt you would rather not shag again for various reasons. but one of rules is you have to, or you get shaggs at all, what would you do.

Yes there is sex in the afterlife. The Gods aren't stupid, they wouldn't have invented it just for us. Humans instinctively know that sex is a divine experience, which is why we tend to pray at the moment of ultimate pleasure. biggrin
As for having to shag the same people all over again, that's fine by me, I've never shagged anyone I wouldn't want to shag again (although I had a near miss last weekend - hopefully if there's alcohol in the afterlife, it won't make you quite as stupid as it does down here :shock: )
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hi i wonder if there is sex in the next life, if so do you get the chance again to shag all the people you shagged in this life, there are some people no doubt you would rather not shag again for various reasons. but one of rules is you have to, or you get shaggs at all, what would you do.

Yes there is sex in the afterlife. The Gods aren't stupid, they wouldn't have invented it just for us. Humans instinctively know that sex is a divine experience, which is why we tend to pray at the moment of ultimate pleasure. biggrin
As for having to shag the same people all over again, that's fine by me, I've never shagged anyone I wouldn't want to shag again (although I had a near misslast weekend - hopefully if there's alcohol in the afterlife, it won't make you quite as stupid as it does down here :shock: )
Near miss?!!!!!!!!!
So are you really the android in your avitar?
If there was sex in the afterlife, it would be in a world full of gorgeous women, men with 12" and small talk was illegal.
As for hell, why bother to scare people to avoid going there if most of them are gonna like it lol
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hi i wonder if there is sex in the next life, if so do you get the chance again to shag all the people you shagged in this life, there are some people no doubt you would rather not shag again for various reasons. but one of rules is you have to, or you get shaggs at all, what would you do.

Is suicide an option? (joke , very bad one i know)
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hi i wonder if there is sex in the next life, if so do you get the chance again to shag all the people you shagged in this life.

will animals be in the next life? biggrin
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If there was sex in the afterlife, it would be in a world full of gorgeous women, men with 12" and small talk was illegal

I bluddy hope not as I would never have another shag again sad
Shireen
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If there was sex in the afterlife, it would be in a world full of gorgeous women, men with 12" and small talk was illegal

I bluddy hope not as I would never have another shag again sad
Shireen
I forgot to mention that everyone, or just the opposite sex, would be into you. Lol, I'd wanna go downstairs if heaven really was full of gorgeous women and superendowed men, all uninterested in the average person.
hell is having your knackers nailed to a plank.....in heaven they use hypo-allergenic glue.
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hell is having your knackers nailed to a plank.....in heaven they use hypo-allergenic glue.

Heaven is having your knackers nailed to a plank..... Hell is when you like it lol
course they do
the devil makes work for idle hands lol
and the angels put out after a couple of alco pops
lol