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Hey ppl just wonderin if ne1 could tell me where the nearest sex cinema 2 chesterfield is? I don't no of ne myself.
Quote by Billy_Bob_69
Hey ppl just wonderin if ne1 could tell me where the nearest sex cinema 2 chesterfield is? I don't no of ne myself.

Quote by Billy_Bob_69
Hey ppl just wonderin if ne1 could tell me where the nearest sex cinema 2 chesterfield is? I don't no of ne myself.

And I was just wondering how you changed from being 18 years old to 22 years old in the space of eight months?
Quote by Billy_Bob_69
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:13 pm
Post subject: Male seeks Female to meet up saturday morning/afternoon
I am an 18yr old male looking for a female from 18 - 40 to meet up with saturday morning in the Chesterfield area. I could accomodate for a short time of around 2 hours or travel but not too far. If you are interested let me no.

Quote by Billy_Bob_69
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:32 pm Post subject: Male seeks female to meet Fri or Sat in Derbyshire
I am a 22yr old male looking to meet up with a female between the ages of 18 and 45 on friday or saturday in the chesterfield area.

dunno
They grow up fast these days Jags lol :lol: :lol:
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They grow up fast these days Jags lol :lol: :lol:

Tomagrow??? Or just plain bullshit??
:lol:
Y ave i changed from 18-22 in 8 months? i beleive this could be down to me not updatin my age 4 a few yrs but if u could explain ur comment i would appreciate it. thanx
Comfy chairs and pop corn this way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Where are DF and FB when you need them? lol
Just seen ur quotes that point out y my age changed 4 yrs in 8 months my bad. 4got i did that redface Obviously desperate n ryin far 2 hard wen i 1st joined
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Just seen ur quotes that point out y my age changed 4 yrs in 8 months my bad. 4got i did that redface Obviously desperate n ryin far 2 hard wen i 1st joined

In English?
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Y ave i changed from 18-22 in 8 months? i beleive this could be down to me not updatin my age 4 a few yrs but if u could explain ur comment i would appreciate it. thanx

Even if you were 18 when you joined, you wouldn't be 22 now - regardless of how often you update your profile.
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Just seen ur quotes that point out y my age changed 4 yrs in 8 months my bad. 4got i did that redface Obviously desperate n ryin far 2 hard wen i 1st joined

But you're just 21 years old NOW - according to your profile!
So, did you lie about your age when you joined up???
OR are you lying now???
Name: Billy_Bob_69
Sexuality: Straight Male
Age: 21

Porkies aren't good on this site. It engenders distrust.
:cry:
Billy_Bob_69 wrote:
Just seen ur quotes that point out y my age changed 4 yrs in 8 months my bad. 4got i did that icon_ Obviously desperate n ryin far 2 hard wen i 1st joined

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translated
Quote by Billy_Bob_69
sorry jags kiss ....i'm an idiot

fil wink
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Billy_Bob_69 wrote:
Just seen ur quotes that point out y my age changed 4 yrs in 8 months my bad. 4got i did that icon_ Obviously desperate n ryin far 2 hard wen i 1st joined

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translated
Quote by Billy_Bob_69
sorry jags kiss ....i'm an idiot

fil wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: If only, if only!!
lol
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Billy_Bob_69 wrote:
Just seen ur quotes that point out y my age changed 4 yrs in 8 months my bad. 4got i did that icon_ Obviously desperate n ryin far 2 hard wen i 1st joined

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translated
Quote by Billy_Bob_69
sorry jags kiss ....i'm an idiot

fil wink
OOOoo I like you! biggrin
Sometimes there is just no helping some people lol
Quote by some one who does not know his age
I was looking for a shag and got my age wrong to try to impress the females on this site, but sadly that never worked either, so now I am working out what age I am to impress Jags, but I still cannot get that right either
:shock:
My age of 21 now is right but i did lie about bein 22 in that post because i got the impression that bein a teen no1 would be interested.
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Sometimes there is just no helping some people lol
I was looking for a shag and got my age wrong to try to impress the females on this site, but sadly that never worked either, so now I am working out what age I am to impress Jags, but I still cannot get that right either
:shock:
:evil2: :crazy: :evil2:
I am not doing this to impress jags i have never even viewed the jags profile and to put fake quotes up is not really very gd is it, but dont worry a written apology will be accepted wink
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I am not doing this to impress jags i have never even viewed the jags profile and to put fake quotes up is not really very gd is it, but dont worry a written apology will be accepted wink

You think I have FAKED the quotes from you??
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And, nothing you could do would impress me!
If I were you I'd check your own posts before you accuse me of faking them... would be better for you in the long run.
rolleyes
I wasnt referin 2 u fakin quotes jag above i have said i posted those im referin 2 sarah fakin quotes but as a mod im sure u will b takin action. Just intrigued 2 no wot this will b?
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I wasnt referin 2 u fakin quotes jag above i have said i posted those im referin 2 sarah fakin quotes but as a mod im sure u will b takin action. Just intrigued 2 no wot this will b?

Be sure that I will smackbottom Sarah as well as poke her. I may even resort to the odd :kick: :kick: or two.
The punishment for LYING to Moderators is much more severe and a lot less fun.
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So i made a general lie in a post but wot lie did i tell u jags? Let me think....................... that'll b non directly 2 u. lks like ive avoided that punishment then. ave a nice day
I'm not apologising for having a laugh ~~~ I'm on Hols and having a laugh..........
I'm going where the sun is shining, where the sea is blue~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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On my way Jags for my punishment~~~~~~~~ do I need to bend over???
I don't do housework as punishment
lol :lol:
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On my way Jags for my punishment~~~~~~~~ do I need to bend over???
I don't do housework as punishment
lol :lol:

No, you can reach up instead!
Housework? That's saved for lying twats who think they can pull the wool over the lovely lovely women on this site!
:lol: :lol:
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I wasnt referin 2 u fakin quotes jag above i have said i posted those im referin 2 sarah fakin quotes but as a mod im sure u will b takin action. Just intrigued 2 no wot this will b?

Whatever she says, it will no doubt be in English and not in text speak confused
plenty of people dont tell the truth about thier ages on SH, you only have to look at peoples profiles to see ages such as 96 and 2006. at least he owned up when caught out and tried to explain himself...what a pity it was in text speak.
Billy_Bob_69, i only know of one sex cinema that is in huddersfield and pretty easy to find on google.....too far from you i imagine, but good luck in your search. and honesty is an attractive quality wink
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plenty of people dont tell the truth about thier ages on SH, you only have to look at peoples profiles to see ages such as 96 and 2006. at least he owned up when caught out and tried to explain himself...what a pity it was in text speak.
Billy_Bob_69, i only know of one sex cinema that is in huddersfield and pretty easy to find on google.....too far from you i imagine, but good luck in your search. and honesty is an attractive quality wink

Yes, I wasn't REALLY born in 1910 but I don't go around posting about my age on the forum and making it up differently each time!
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Thanks sexkitten. I ave also noticed that there are numerous people lying about ages but guess that shows in the confusion text speak causes on ere. Can people imagine how long a post would be if everyone confessed about when they had lied about their age on here? Im sure id have alot less posts than many people
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Thanks sexkitten. I ave also noticed that there are numerous people lying about ages but guess that shows in the confusion text speak causes on ere. Can people imagine how long a post would be if everyone confessed about when they had lied about their age on here? Im sure id have alot less posts than many people

NOT everyone posts their age on the open forum.
NOT everyone manages such dramatic age changes as you do.
NOT everyone manages to totally unashamed about their lying.
On the other hand ALMOST everyone doesn't give a toss!!