I have a girl friend (note two words not one!) who wants to go to a club in London (or nearby) where there is plenty of sex happening on the premises. She probably does not want to join in.
She is rather demanding and only wants to go to a club with attractive people (me I am not that fussy). She is a very attracive 34 year old. She is an ex photographic model (nude but refused to do open leg shots). She would also be interested in a party or a party in a private residence but she wants that to be "discrete and exclusive". She would also has an interest in the sub/dom scene. She has been to Torture Garden but did not really rate it.
I used to hear of a club near Victoria where anything went (though I don't know how attractive the crowd was). Anyone have any ideas.
Thanks in advance
Steve
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Clubs don't normally care how attractive their customers are. You'd probably be better looking for private events. Have a look in the photo ads.
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Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
With Fever you have to utter perfection - look like a model,not a blemish,not an ounce of fat,under 40 - or is it under 30 even?
Its the Logans Run of Swingers clubs!
How very cute
. Trouble is, I bet the sex is crap..... they'd be too scared to shag in case they broke a nail or got their hair out of place.... and that's just the geezers :roll: :roll: :roll: 
:lol: :lol: Joke, before anyone gets shitty about me slagging off fever parties.....
I'm sure they are very, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... good
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Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Actually bluexxx I read an article(
What do they know..... I much prefer crap food to posh nosh, so it stands to reason that I prefer crap sex too...... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, hold on a min..... that analogy has gone wrong somewhere :shock:
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Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Actually bluexxx I read an article(
Be afraid,be very afraid - they are..The Stepford Swingers!
*ducks*
I am afraid to say it because of the flaming i got last time - but i can understand why they might want to run it like that, after all, it really does take all sorts....
:uhoh:
Casanova
I much prefer crap food to posh nosh
Portions are bigger too
Sex God
Quote by wildwilly
I much prefer crap food to posh nosh
Portions are bigger too
And cheaper :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ...... maybe the analogy does work :grin:
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Actually bluexxx I read an article(
Be afraid,be very afraid - they are..The Stepford Swingers!
*ducks*
I am afraid to say it because of the flaming i got last time - but i can understand why they might want to run it like that, after all, it really does take all sorts....
:uhoh:
No Elissamay,I do understand why they are like what they like - but it seems odd to edit out beautiful people who aren't like models,but,true,its their choice.
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Actually bluexxx I read an article(
Be afraid,be very afraid - they are..The Stepford Swingers!
*ducks*
I am afraid to say it because of the flaming i got last time - but i can understand why they might want to run it like that, after all, it really does take all sorts....
:uhoh:
No Elissamay,I do understand why they are like what they like - but it seems odd to edit out beautiful people who aren't like models,but,true,its their choice.
Gosh - is that old Cheshnut still doing the rounds.......LOL!!
If you acknowledge that its their choice and claim to understand why they are like what they are like... why do think it odd???
Personally I have heard some very mixed reviews about Fever parties including some reports that our parties are better - which is always nice to hear!!
Dxxx
Er.. - its the old one-two again from you two! Nothing against couples who post together in tandem,cool but I feel like you're trying to pick me off - Peace,no wanna fight - ok?I was even trying to say Elissa WOULDN'T be flamed for her viewpoint!
I wrote what I wrote in about 45 seconds I guess odd was the wrong word - I guess I meant in editing out all but the most perfect specimens they perhaps make swinging a sterile,air-brushed experience - I bet your parties are far better of course - I'd love to come to one but I'm afraid I'm a single guy - and I understand why you don't want those there,of course,it unbalences the fun having 40 excess single men trying to get in on the action.
In fact its me thats now shooting off the thread I don't want to argue about what was just a few jokey comments about young yuppie swingers - good luck to 'em,good luck to you too ok?
I wrote what I wrote in about 45 seconds I guess odd was the wrong word - I guess I meant in editing out all but the most perfect specimens they perhaps make swinging a sterile,air-brushed experience - I bet your parties are far better of course - I'd love to come to one but I'm afraid I'm a single guy - and I understand why you don't want those there,of course,it unbalences the fun having 40 excess single men trying to get in on the action.
In fact its me thats now shooting off the thread I don't want to argue about what was just a few jokey comments about young yuppie swingers - good luck to 'em,good luck to you too ok?
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Er.. - its the old one-two again from you two! Nothing against couples who post together in tandem,cool but I feel like you're trying to pick me off - Peace,no wanna fight - ok?I was even trying to say Elissa WOULDN'T be flamed for her viewpoint!
I wrote what I wrote in about 45 seconds I guess odd was the wrong word - I guess I meant in editing out all but the most perfect specimens they perhaps make swinging a sterile,air-brushed experience - I bet your parties are far better of course - I'd love to come to one but I'm afraid I'm a single guy - and I understand why you don't want those there,of course,it unbalences the fun having 40 excess single men trying to get in on the action.
In fact its me thats now shooting off the thread I don't want to argue about what was just a few jokey comments about young yuppie swingers - good luck to 'em,good luck to you too ok?
Really not trying to pick anyone off, i think we both just had something to say, does seem to be the case that people assume we're starting arguments and its not so - i'm going to leave this thread now, i just wanted to defend people who choose to swing like that!
*Flounces*
:wink:
Sex God
I don't think anyone was arguing that people shouldn't swing like that if they want to.... it is rather the point that physical beauty isn't always the be all and end all of good sex.....
Yeah i totally understand that Blue, i think it just gets me down that we're permanently seen as trouble makers for having a different opinion. For me, i have to find someone attractive to want to shag them, and in a situation like swinging in a club where all you have to go on (really) is physical attraction, it becomes more important.
Besides, i can't seriously argue this with someone who has avatars like yours :twisted: ..... sexy lady.
Mxxx
Besides, i can't seriously argue this with someone who has avatars like yours :twisted: ..... sexy lady.
Mxxx
Sex God
So, would my avatars entitle me to come to one of your parties Elissamay? :wink: :wink: :wink:
:wink: :wink: :wink: Elissa - you both spotted me on this thread and decided to have some fun with me - not THAT kind of fun sadly!You work as a team - it amuses you - fair enough.
I've no dispute with either of you ok?I'm not very good at this game - you'll find more less fragile debaters than me elsewhere who will give you a far more robust time.x
I've no dispute with either of you ok?I'm not very good at this game - you'll find more less fragile debaters than me elsewhere who will give you a far more robust time.x
So tired of it you post on a thread that had sunk way,way down the pages after 15 hours since the last posting and revive it again?
You are both as far as I can tell very popular people on here who run very popular party nights for which you are much admired,while I am a single guy who has zero influence on anything but likes the fun and the friendship on here and wants to open up to new possibilities in his life.
I'd like to invite attractive female members of the Forum to my party too.
But I doubt if I'll get any takers.
You are also both well known on the board for doing this tag team thing on here - you find some point some person makes and try to flare it up,provoke draws attention to you - just as this draws attention to me!But this one was dead as a dodo,yesterdays news but here we are again - and I'm nuts for even answering it again.
You repeatedly ignore any friendly gesture I've made on here toward you,focus instead on a point so minor its I really so important in your World?I know I'm one iota.
But goodwill does matter and I bear you no ill and you are entitled to any opinion you original comments I wrote about Fever Parties were so lightweight I could not have dreamt of such a reaction unless from a Fever-er themselves and good luck to them - they are young,flawlessly beautiful,and swing with others like them - nice work if you can get it I'm sure.
You are both as far as I can tell very popular people on here who run very popular party nights for which you are much admired,while I am a single guy who has zero influence on anything but likes the fun and the friendship on here and wants to open up to new possibilities in his life.
I'd like to invite attractive female members of the Forum to my party too.
But I doubt if I'll get any takers.
You are also both well known on the board for doing this tag team thing on here - you find some point some person makes and try to flare it up,provoke draws attention to you - just as this draws attention to me!But this one was dead as a dodo,yesterdays news but here we are again - and I'm nuts for even answering it again.
You repeatedly ignore any friendly gesture I've made on here toward you,focus instead on a point so minor its I really so important in your World?I know I'm one iota.
But goodwill does matter and I bear you no ill and you are entitled to any opinion you original comments I wrote about Fever Parties were so lightweight I could not have dreamt of such a reaction unless from a Fever-er themselves and good luck to them - they are young,flawlessly beautiful,and swing with others like them - nice work if you can get it I'm sure.
Quote by bluexxx
Actually bluexxx I read an article(
What do they know..... I much prefer crap food to posh nosh, so it stands to reason that I prefer crap sex too...... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, hold on a min..... that analogy has gone wrong somewhere :shock:
:? :? if you are gonna eat for pure pleasure you pick chocolate or mcdonalds or curry you don't put on a shirt and tie and pay 3 million quid for some nouvelle cuisine
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