Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, whick makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chance of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes yor skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up yhose calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of sex can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. I t can help combat asthma and hay fever.
(If this doesn't convince them guy's, nothing will).
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Mr FC
Since coming to SW I have lost a stone in weight, had my first London haircut, got contact lenses, take bathes daily, paint my toenails and shaved my legs. My skin is now smooth as is my hair. So a regular supply of lovemaking works in conjunction with being happy and confident and naughty
Since coming to SW I have lost a stone in weight, had my first London haircut, got contact lenses, take bathes daily, paint my toenails and shaved my legs. My skin is now smooth as is my hair. So a regular supply of lovemaking works in conjunction with being happy and confident and naughty
Sex God
I get lots of spots, like a right spotty teenager sometimes, does that mean I just need more sex? 
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Orgasminator
Quote by MrFC
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, whick makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chance of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes yor skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up yhose calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of sex can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. I t can help combat asthma and hay fever.
(If this doesn't convince them guy's, nothing will).
Bugger all the technicalities.
JUST ENJOY IT.
:lol: Harry0
I need to loose a little weight, any lady like to help me?
Orgasminator
Quote by Alexandra
Bugger all the technicalities.
JUST ENJOY IT.
Harry0
I need to loose a little weight, any lady like to help me?
I'm with you on that one Harry!
And I could do with losing a few pounds myself!
Your place or mine Alexandra ?
Harry0
The best thing in life are free, but the transport costs to get there are enormous. :cry:
Quote by Heather
But what about the effect on your hips? I can barely walk most mornings.
Jayne... why do you have a car firm as your website?
Surely you can find some willing photographer to take some naughty pics of you? If, not, I'LL find one! :twisted:
Hxx
Because my car is featured on it ....
Sex God
Quote by Heather
Surely you can find some willing photographer to take some naughty pics of you? If, not, I'LL find one!
I don't think finding a willing photographer will be a problem. Finding only one might be. And I think Moist might have to be willing too.
(getting camera ready, just in case)
is that why i'm so unfit??? I dont get enough sex. since finding this site:
My boiler broke, one of the driveway gates fell off. The gales dumped what leaves were left on the trees, into my garden and the blossom that had just struggled to break out as we head towards spring, has been sprinkled onto the pond I didn't have before the rain.
I've since contacted a number of the Mods, who I must say typicaly replied "this has nothing to do with us..."
My boiler broke, one of the driveway gates fell off. The gales dumped what leaves were left on the trees, into my garden and the blossom that had just struggled to break out as we head towards spring, has been sprinkled onto the pond I didn't have before the rain.
I've since contacted a number of the Mods, who I must say typicaly replied "this has nothing to do with us..."
Orgasminator
Quote by CumDancing
since finding this site:
My boiler broke, one of the driveway gates fell off. The gales dumped what leaves were left on the trees, into my garden and the blossom that had just struggled to break out as we head towards spring, has been sprinkled onto the pond I didn't have before the rain.
I've since contacted a number of the Mods, who I must say typicaly replied "this has nothing to do with us..."
It's no good complaining to the Mod's, calling your Doctor or ringing for an Ambulance.
Your symptoms are quite plain and unfortunately your case is quite irreversible, though fortunately, not fatal.
You have Swinging Heaven Syndrome, a nasty virus caught by entering the SH Website. Thousands have caught it. The NHS and HM Government are not interested. So like all the others you will have to suffer the symptoms for ever.
Enjoy.
Harry0
Another sufferer.
