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Quote by leroy1867
Call me stupid (not to my face tho) but do you have sex on said furniture or with it (like that ann summers chair with the dildo in it).
no you're not stupid, they are a popular chair!.... mmmm now there's a treat, watching a DVD sat on one of those chairs with a JD & Coke in hand.... happy days!
Quote by jaymar
Call me stupid (not to my face tho) but do you have sex on said furniture or with it (like that ann summers chair with the dildo in it).
no you're not stupid, they are a popular chair!.... mmmm now there's a treat, watching a DVD sat on one of those chairs with a JD & Coke in hand.... happy days!
wikid - can i have that in writing please!
Quote by dekntan
i wanna try one but dek said he would just attach one of my dildos to a kitchen chair, doesnt quite have the same affect does it
or.. you could buy one of those suction type ones and whack it onto the coffee table and away you go! lol er.. not speaking from experience of course, just an observation
Sex God
errm, I can bend over backwards :twisted:
:shock:
ok rearange>>> coat i'll my get
:shock:
ok rearange>>> coat i'll my get
it seemed like a very good idea at the time
i was blind drunk and only had the photos and bruises for proof that id actually been that stupid it is extremely overpriced tho joking aside im sure ikea or somewhere like that do similar items much cheaper or just go to the soft play sesions at the leisure centres and accidentally walk out with sum under your arm lol
i was blind drunk and only had the photos and bruises for proof that id actually been that stupid it is extremely overpriced tho joking aside im sure ikea or somewhere like that do similar items much cheaper or just go to the soft play sesions at the leisure centres and accidentally walk out with sum under your arm lol
Well . . . . .
After Xmas, we're gonna be looking for a settee/sofa/type thing so she can help herself and suck the cock while watching TV.
Would that count as sex furniture ??
I might keep one of the chairs so we can still chair-fuck :giggle: (wouldn't want to sprain a new one when we get to the rattle and slam stage :grin: )
And does it count when we put pillows under her bum to lift the pussy off the bed ?
I did see (I think) some of that wedge stuff in a club a while ago - looked awfully complicated to me - like something from the mental agility challenge from The Krypton Factor
- Mind you - you ought to try shagging in a "supposed" Globetrotter, withing banging your arse or your head on the top bunk metal frame 
uch: Not to worry, I have a big fat Merc Megaspace next week :bounce:
I think I'll stick with just chucking her up onto the kitchen worktops if she forgets to put on the "kitchen shoes"
Or wait for spring and bend her over the patio table (dining or coffee) - or test my DIY building skills and see if the decking railings are up to the job (just hope the new houses at the back aren't finished by then )
But we need to go to more clubs before deciding which swing thing to put up in the spare bedroom. (an audience of cocks is optional - removing of course the guy with the 70's porno sound effects :roll: "Oh yeaaaah baby - ooooh aaaaah oooooh")
:giggle: - I might come back to this
After Xmas, we're gonna be looking for a settee/sofa/type thing so she can help herself and suck the cock while watching TV.
Would that count as sex furniture ??
I might keep one of the chairs so we can still chair-fuck :giggle: (wouldn't want to sprain a new one when we get to the rattle and slam stage :grin: )
And does it count when we put pillows under her bum to lift the pussy off the bed ?
I did see (I think) some of that wedge stuff in a club a while ago - looked awfully complicated to me - like something from the mental agility challenge from The Krypton Factor
- Mind you - you ought to try shagging in a "supposed" Globetrotter, withing banging your arse or your head on the top bunk metal frame uch: Not to worry, I have a big fat Merc Megaspace next week :bounce: I think I'll stick with just chucking her up onto the kitchen worktops if she forgets to put on the "kitchen shoes"
Or wait for spring and bend her over the patio table (dining or coffee) - or test my DIY building skills and see if the decking railings are up to the job (just hope the new houses at the back aren't finished by then
)But we need to go to more clubs before deciding which swing thing to put up in the spare bedroom. (an audience of cocks is optional - removing of course the guy with the 70's porno sound effects :roll: "Oh yeaaaah baby - ooooh aaaaah oooooh")
:giggle: - I might come back to this
