What on earth was the point of the turd shot?
Also, a public apology to Clare, sorry.I do know how annoying this sort of thing can be.
Adam
But where are the lift suggestions?
Well done Misschief - just right for the exhibitionist in me.
Who knows of any really cool lifts, are there any glass ones like that going up outside any buildings we know of - this idea is really taking off in my mind now!
enough with the poo and tongue thing though eh - though my god it does look abnormally large - even if it's the largest thing this chap has to offer I bet there are plenty of girls gagging for him anyway!
The glass lift in Meadowhall shopping centre might be interesting in the January sales :smug:
how about sex in the London Eye, i know its not truly a lift but i can see it from several car parks in london/surrey and often think that they may be watching me from it.
;-)
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it is pretty impossible to have sex on the London Eye as you always have an attendant in your pod with you. Even if you book a private pod you will have a chaperone. I suppose you could always slip him a little present to look the other way...
How about a posh lift?..........Harrods lighting's good and has a few mirrors :shock: maybe wearing a full mac........and nothing else either on your own or as a couple see how you get on :twisted: (don't fotget the mini mac's)
How about sex in a lift with a broken cable 50 floors up? You'd only get about six seconds of free fall but for those of us who can't afford spaceships, six seconds of zero gravity sex is better than none, right?
(We'll worry about the landing later.)
On top of one could be kewl !!
While London Underground lifts are too busy, the emergency stairs that spiral around them are excellent for risk-of-discovery fun :bounce: