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just thinking is it dangerous to have sex in a bed of stinging nettles or would that add to the fun .if you would like this to happen and if your a female or couple then pm me
sex in a bed of stinging nettles might be a bit much for some (including me) but i'm sure many wouldn't complain about having some against a lovely tree somewhere biggrin
Im With Maia On This Cant Beat Havin It Up Against A Tree X
in fact, now that you have mentioned it....hmmmmm...
Its Great Only Ever Done It Twice But Would Luv Too Again X
OMG... don't let beebeep see this, he'll get all excited about trees again lol :lol: :lol:
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OMG... don't let beebeep see this, he'll get all excited about trees again lol :lol: :lol:

TOO LATE whip
aren't trees lovely, esp. this time of year. Too bounce against one while its blossom drifts down in a "feather" moment.
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted: biggrin
I doubt that it's dangerous unless you have an allergy to ...well....stinging nettles dunno however it has about the same appeal for me as lightly toasting me whumpa in the home cook bagel machine :shock:
If it's a bit of what you fancy then why not, perhaps it might be best to go pick a good size bunch first and give yourself a light thrashing with them just to make sure there is no bad reactions.
If you are going to have it in a bed of Nettles remember to take the "Piriton" with you lol
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If you are going to have it in a bed of Nettles remember to take the "Piriton" with you lol

Anything non-drowsey fred?
I would like to volunteer to apply the dock leaf !!!!
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OMG... don't let beebeep see this, he'll get all excited about trees again lol :lol: :lol:

TOO LATE whip
aren't trees lovely, esp. this time of year. Too bounce against one while its blossom drifts down in a "feather" moment.
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted: biggrinim with you on this one beebeep , in the woods ,fire going , clear crisp stary night ,the damp dewy grass , the rough bark of a tree,,,,,ooh , im gettin all hot n bothered again redface surprisedops: :oops: wink
hang on....hang on.........my curiousity got the better of me and what do I find

Stinging nettle (Urtica dioica and the closely related Urtica urens) has a long medicinal history. In medieval Europe, diuretics and remedies for joint problems were made from stinging nettle. Healers in several traditions used the branches of stinging nettle to strike the arms or legs of paralyzed patients in order to activate their muscles. This whipping technique is also used in some healing traditions to stimulate the organs and relieve the pain of sore muscles.
..........davej off to waggle his wanger in a bunch of nettles.......
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hang on....hang on.........my curiousity got the better of me and what do I find

Stinging nettle (Urtica dioica and the closely related Urtica urens) has a long medicinal history. In medieval Europe, diuretics and remedies for joint problems were made from stinging nettle. Healers in several traditions used the branches of stinging nettle to strike the arms or legs of paralyzed patients in order to activate their muscles. This whipping technique is also used in some healing traditions to stimulate the organs and relieve the pain of sore muscles.
..........davej off to waggle his wanger in a bunch of nettles.......

drinking nettle tea has similar properties Dave!!!!!!! less painful too! I would imagine!
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drinking nettle tea has similar properties Dave!!!!!!! less painful too! I would imagine!

with my cavities..........don't you believe it wink
Did someone mention stinging nettles? :shock: :shock: :twisted:
redface surprisedops: :oops: wink
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OMG... don't let beebeep see this, he'll get all excited about trees again lol :lol: :lol:

TOO LATE whip
aren't trees lovely, esp. this time of year. Too bounce against one while its blossom drifts down in a "feather" moment.
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted: biggrinim with you on this one beebeep , in the woods ,fire going , clear crisp stary night ,the damp dewy grass , the rough bark of a tree,,,,,ooh , im gettin all hot n bothered again redface surprisedops: :oops: wink
See Blue Im not all that strange, gonna get a train ticket to Manchester now :wink: :twisted:
Actually I was going out with a girl once a long time ago, and we did something similar to this. She let me tie her to a tree and blindfold her and i pretended to be a stranger coming along and " " her.... this turned us both on....BUT she wanted to do it to me..so like a f**king idiot, I let her tie me spread eagled between two trees.... blindfold me..... next thing I know she is using stinging nettles to whip me with.. little cow.. sucked me hard... fingered my arse... stuck a twig/stick up me and beat me with nettles .. I screamed and begged her to stop but she laughed at me....
I admit to being turned on ... but NEVER AGAIN hahaha
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Im With Maia On This Cant Beat Havin It Up Against A Tree X

But just make sure your not wearing a white shirt and the tree has got some moss on it :!: redface
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just thinking is it dangerous to have sex in a bed of stinging nettles or would that add to the fun .if you would like this to happen and if your a female or couple then pm me

the old electric cattle fence has oft been known to do the trick wink
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Actually I was going out with a girl once a long time ago, and we did something similar to this..........

Totally off topic, what's your butt drinking?? lol