OK, there has been a bit o fun in the office server room for me (advantage being very few people allowed access, hehe)
But for sheer boldness I must turn to an ex collegue, who was caught hiding behind the safe door (big safe, about 4t square), jerking off looking across the counter girls serving in the middle of the day. Me I used to sneak off to the stores cupboard and think about them while getting a grip on myself (well I was 17 at time, lol)...
When I was in me late teens working as a Lifeguard,, was dating another and when the pool closed we used to climb up into the flumes when cleaning,, and got down to doing the jiggy thing up one of them... never got caught and was definitely not in the pool at the bottom when the flume was started the next day!! in fact stayed out of the plunge pool for the morning!!! however that was not the worst thing that some of the visitors left in the pool!!!
Many years ago when i was a young lad .I was on a trade union training course at stoke rochford . there was only 5 males there and about 15 females I was the yongest.
Having a drink in the bar at the end of the night was me and the barmaid and one of the ladies on the one else had gone to bed bit of a boring night. the bar close and i made my way to my room .which was at the end of the corridor it was a bigger room than the rest. this lady whos room i though was on the same floor was behind me
I open my door next thing i was being pushed in my room by her.
I did what any gentleman would do and see to her needs. and she needed it many times that night and morning and she was very vocal . my room was on the end of a remote wing so its out the way from the main building. on going down to breakfast i walked into the restaurant every one looked at me. it turns out she was so vocal we kept the whole place up all night .and several complaint were made to management but only by the males on the course one female complained but i got asked if i was doing the next course by all the females but thats another story for the rest of the course i was moved out to an annex building seperate to the main building i was the only one in there except for my visitors .I was 20 at the time the next youngest male was 40 and the ladies were between 25-45 . I still think of her and keep in contact through friends who we both know
um..... i work in a day nursery............................