Hi
Has anyone ever had a shag at work. And if so did you ever get caught.
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Quote by melons
Hi
Has anyone ever had a shag at work. And if so did you ever get caught.
I used to be one of the alarm callouts for my old work and so had a set of keys ;)
Many's a time hubby and I went back for a quickie in the office or behind the screen in the shop part of it
Never got caught but in a drunken xmas party a few of us admitted to doing it
Hubby had a set of keys for his offices too ...... his ex boss is probably still unaware of the boob prints on the conference table and "spillage" on the board room floor :twisted:
I work from home now .. not quite the same ;)
Calista x
When I was in the Army... everyone used to crack one off in the early hours out in the middle of nowhere,,, even in the phone kiosk when you were on the tel to your loved one having sex chat!! but never got caught!! thank fuck!!!
However the Army has given me a right phobia about baths now!!! One of the guys in the room (4man room) came in from the bath and was stood chatting to us all as he dried and he had somebody elses fuckmuck on his shoulder!!! (urge!!! and he did!!)
I did fuck a girl in one of the toilet stalls in work and somebody came in and had to hold the giggles back as whoever it was took a piss and worst of all farted right loud before wiping up and going... it was the ladies loo which shocked me!!! didn't know women farted!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
However the Army has given me a right phobia about baths now!!! One of the guys in the room (4man room) came in from the bath and was stood chatting to us all as he dried and he had somebody elses fuckmuck on his shoulder!!! (urge!!! and he did!!)
I did fuck a girl in one of the toilet stalls in work and somebody came in and had to hold the giggles back as whoever it was took a piss and worst of all farted right loud before wiping up and going... it was the ladies loo which shocked me!!! didn't know women farted!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Calista
didn't know women farted!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Blummin eck ... you don't know any of the women round here then!!!!!!!
Calista x
:mrgreen: :laughabove: :mrgreen: :laughabove:
I do know women fart.. Hell me Grandmother can fart in footsteps!!! which is actually very off putting when you are wlaking through a church!! .it just reminded me of a sexist joke though....
Why don't women fart as much as men?
Cos they don't stop yapping long enough to build up the pressure!!
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Quote by melons
Hi
Has anyone ever had a shag at work. And if so did you ever get caught.
mids the builder says
yep ive had a shag at work on a customers kitchen floor , poor thing gets reminded of me every time she cooks her hubbies dinner apparently , well she should have thought about that before she said fuck me and lay there, best of it is her husband paid me for doing it and we used the money to book a hotel for the day lol its a long story and if your logged on here pet , how are you havent seen you in ages ive left the missus at last , hope you and hubby have sorted things out these days , No i dont want to shag you again thanks ,
Orgasminator
well she kept texting me for ages and ages offered all sorts it was doing my head in, i think i was some kind of handy man as far as she was concerned , if i remember right the last text i got was , "but we havent done anal yet" lol oh god i hope hse isnt on this message board or ill have my windows put in tonight , when the texts stopped i got worried and had to drive past her house to make sure she was alright , she was thank goodness.
im in a naughty good mood tonight so watch out everyone :twisted:
im in a naughty good mood tonight so watch out everyone :twisted:
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Sex God
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......best of it is her husband paid me for doing it and we used the money to book a hotel for the day lol its a long story.....
There's a few guys around here who'd pay for that y'know!!!
:lol: Did it in the cleaners cupboard in the Job Centre I worked at with my girlfriend of the time...
and have done it with the wife at work...
Also did it during a lunchbreak in a public park in the middle of summer..oh the delights of those flowing cotton dresses covering a mutitude of sins as she sat astride me looking playful!!
also had a three hour snogging session with my senior partners secretary at jazz club at the christmas party...
Sweet memories
and have done it with the wife at work...
Also did it during a lunchbreak in a public park in the middle of summer..oh the delights of those flowing cotton dresses covering a mutitude of sins as she sat astride me looking playful!!
also had a three hour snogging session with my senior partners secretary at jazz club at the christmas party...
Sweet memories
Once when a young and cavalier lad...I took a girl I worked with down to a cellar room that was used to file old documents ..hardly room to swing a pussy but plentyenough to pay lip service to one :twisted: .....after she came she gave me the hand of an angel and I came whilst engrossed in what was the most exquisite kissing session I had ever had ....ok I hadnt had many at that time ...
Anyway being young and fit I managed to make quite an impression on her skirt ...a 34 length beige skirt....oh my did it show . :doh:
We had to go to the vending machine and buy a cup of coffee and then try and deliberately spill it on her skirt to mask the wet patches before she could return to the office
Anyway being young and fit I managed to make quite an impression on her skirt ...a 34 length beige skirt....oh my did it show . :doh:
We had to go to the vending machine and buy a cup of coffee and then try and deliberately spill it on her skirt to mask the wet patches before she could return to the office
Sex God
God, sitting here in fits of giggles reading your posts!
Anyway, a male friend who i chat to online, is a RAF fireman, whilst out in Iraq, he used to sit there and wank in his fire engine, whilst the bombs exploded around him
hhmmmmm
Anyway, a male friend who i chat to online, is a RAF fireman, whilst out in Iraq, he used to sit there and wank in his fire engine, whilst the bombs exploded around him
hhmmmmm
I'd only been with the company for a month or so (my first after University).
We had some visitors in the office from another office within the same company. Of course I didn't know them. Ended up in a small office in the corner of the building late one evening.....
Didn't know why they called this particular employee 'screamer'.
Well....not until that eveing anyway....
I had trouble facing her, or my other work colleagues the next day!
Don
We had some visitors in the office from another office within the same company. Of course I didn't know them. Ended up in a small office in the corner of the building late one evening.....
Didn't know why they called this particular employee 'screamer'.
Well....not until that eveing anyway....
I had trouble facing her, or my other work colleagues the next day!
Don
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God, sitting here in fits of giggles reading your posts!
Anyway, a male friend who i chat to online, is a RAF fireman, whilst out in Iraq, he used to sit there and wank in his fire engine, whilst the bombs exploded around him
hhmmmmm
Wow....on one hand I am thinking....... how on earth could you get a hard on at a time like that ...
on the other hand I am thinking if youre going to go best way is mid orgasm.
Only problem is you wouldn't know wether you were coming :lol: ..or going :uhoh: or both :confused:
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oh alan you rogue
oh alan you rogue
Hmmmm... well my best experience is that a woman buyer gave me an ultimatum... If I gave her regular sex she would give me the order for a £1million contract... did I argue... It always had to be in her office after but a great thrill and we nearly got caught be security guy one night but my boss at the time was amazed i'd been able to get into the account and he even smiled when he gave me my bonus cheque... Great way to do business I say and I was only 23 at the time. 
:D
:D whilst out in cyprus in my younger years, we had an armoured personnel carrier on the main gate which we sat in to gaurd the gate. My wife came in from a night out in the early hours and jumped in there with me, half way through the action the police man on the gate passed in through the hatch a cup of tea because he thought I was cold because the vehicle was rocking slightly. Never did finish that brew...
