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Tore my vinegar string once.........
Frakin claret everywhere :shock:
Eh?
The frenum
Very painfull and very bloody :shock:
Ahhhhhhh understand now...ta hehe
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Sex Injuries. What have you,
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I used to love getting my back scratched to buggery - visible marks and all that. I loved how it felt, in a simialr way I now love the feeling of the tattooists needle. I don't particularly want to be scarred after a shag nowadays, though - but I am sure I would not complain if someone scratched the flesh from my back even now - though I would hate the marks. Maybe I'm just freaky.
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and hello there HornyCambs, welcome to the forum, your avatar is beautiful
Not just the avatar, the pics aint bad either :rascal:
Welcome HornyCambs.
Sex injuries - hmm, yep, fell down some concrete stairs in a multi story car park and bumped my head. My partner at the time thought she heard someone and pushed me off, with rather to much force than I anticipated.
Then there was the time I fell into a grave ..... nah - way too much info that one
Going back to pervin HornyCambs pics now
Thanks Sexkittenfx and Manolishi, glad you like them :-)
Will get round to uploading a few more soon - just a case of deciding which ones from the many thousands we've taken! lol!
xx
I got a head injury tonight in fact :shock:
Me and my *cough* friend were going at it hammer and tongs in his sitting room, eventually got on the floor and as he was banging away, he grabbed hold of a speaker stand for extra leverage when the speaker fell off and clocked me on the head. Blood pouring everywhere was enough to put the dampers on things
Thankfully, after applying pressure dressing it eventually stopped without the need for a trip to A&E. I did have a fit of the giggles as I imagined how I was going to explain THAT to the doctor :giggle:
I've got a bit of a headache and a nice lump on my bonce but apart that, no real damage. As they say.....no sense, no feeling
Me and my *cough* friend were going at it hammer and tongs in his sitting room, eventually got on the floor and as he was banging away, he grabbed hold of a speaker stand for extra leverage when the speaker fell off and clocked me on the head. Blood pouring everywhere was enough to put the dampers on things
Thankfully, after applying pressure dressing it eventually stopped without the need for a trip to A&E. I did have a fit of the giggles as I imagined how I was going to explain THAT to the doctor :giggle:
I've got a bit of a headache and a nice lump on my bonce but apart that, no real damage. As they say.....no sense, no feeling
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Well, gave up al fresco thrills due to my uncanny ability to locate the only nettle in a 2 mile radius.
:shock:
I so thought I was the only one to be unlucky enough to do this!!!Nola x
when me and Mr Bone were courting, we were having some fun in his bedroom one night with a vibrator (u know one of those hideous hard cream plastic throwback from the 70's type), and unbeknown to us the batteries had leaked in it.
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: battery acid on the delicate foo foo tissue hurts very VERY much
Mr B had to get his clothes on and 'casually' walk very quickly downstairs past his mum for a glass of water to come and flick over my flue until the fire died down :rotflamo:
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:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: battery acid on the delicate foo foo tissue hurts very VERY much
Mr B had to get his clothes on and 'casually' walk very quickly downstairs past his mum for a glass of water to come and flick over my flue until the fire died down :rotflamo:
:rotflmao: No major injuries to report but I did catch mrs lyns stringy bit with my ring anyone would of thought I was trying to kill him....
Oh and had a very unfortunate incident with some cum and my right eye :eeek: I thought I was going blind I couldn`t open my eye and when I did I couldn`t see.... had to call nhs direct for advice.... not yet lived that one down... :giggle:
Oh and had a very unfortunate incident with some cum and my right eye :eeek: I thought I was going blind I couldn`t open my eye and when I did I couldn`t see.... had to call nhs direct for advice.... not yet lived that one down... :giggle:
