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Sex God
the deeds 
Sexlightened
err...condom?
not very witty...but essential non the less
lol
not very witty...but essential non the less
lol
Sexlightened
hmm..will 50 be enuff 
looool
looool
Sex God
Quote by naked-cleaner
the deeds
It would cost you loads thoughlook if you a naked cleaner you must be skint having no cloths so i will catch you the week after you spent your giro :lol:
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
the deeds
It would cost you loads thoughlook if you a naked cleaner you must be skint having no cloths so i will catch you the week after you spent your giro :lol:
Because I am always naked, i have no need to spend money on clothes, therefore i have saved LOADS over the years, so ..... not skint, but loaded
Sex God
Quote by naked-cleaner
the deeds
It would cost you loads thoughlook if you a naked cleaner you must be skint having no cloths so i will catch you the week after you spent your giro :lol:
Because I am always naked, i have no need to spend money on clothes, therefore i have saved LOADS over the years, so ..... not skint, but loadedso you put ya money in a bum bag :lol:
Sexlightened
Quote by PoloLady
err...condom?
not very witty...but essential non the less
lol
Condom?
Singular?
they come in packs of 50 in my shop !!!
They come free from the NHS
hmmm...but are they ribbed!
: Sex God
Quote by naked-cleaner
err...condom?
not very witty...but essential non the less
lol
Condom?
Singular?
they come in packs of 50 in my shop !!!
They come free from the NHS
Hi PL
yeah but the NHS ones are so boring, I have all shapes, sizes and flavours in my shopagree there cleaner and a bit to thick
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
the deeds
It would cost you loads thoughlook if you a naked cleaner you must be skint having no cloths so i will catch you the week after you spent your giro :lol:
Because I am always naked, i have no need to spend money on clothes, therefore i have saved LOADS over the years, so ..... not skint, but loadedso you put ya money in a bum bag :lol:
Bum bags are so old hat
Nah, my dosh is safely invested
Sexlightened
so thats the condoms sorted!
hmmm theres only so much that can be said abt condoms...itihnk weve said it all
hmmm theres only so much that can be said abt condoms...itihnk weve said it all
Sex God
Quote by super_nova
err...condom?
not very witty...but essential non the less
lol
Condom?
Singular?
they come in packs of 50 in my shop !!!
They come free from the NHS
hmmm...but are they ribbed!
: no we treat them all the same :lol: Quote by lovejoy68
well we have the condoms sorted-ish nobody has mentioned the marmite flavoured ones
as for me i would like to buy a swing as long as my ceiling will support it as ive always wanted one :D :swingingchair: this is the closest emoticon i could find but you know the ones i mean :D :D
We have swings and the attachments
All are safety approved
And can take weights up to a Ton
Quote by PoloLady
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.
You been nicking them from my shop ?
Next time you in my shop, will take payment in kind !!!
Quote by naked-cleaner
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.
You been nicking them from my shop ?
Next time you in my shop, will take payment in kind !!!
Bugger-off, I told you they are from the NHS!
Quote by PoloLady
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.
You been nicking them from my shop ?
Next time you in my shop, will take payment in kind !!!
Bugger-off, I told you they are from the NHS!
How rude !!!
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.
:shock: :shock: are we gonna have sex or are we just having a banquet ?? :shock: :shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.
:shock: :shock: are we gonna have sex or are we just having a banquet ?? :shock: :shock:
how can you have a banquet without marmite flavoured ones
Quote by lovejoy68
I will have you know in the last bag-full I swiped I have:
Flavours... Vanilla, banana, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry.
Shapes... ribbed, sensations (nobbly)
Styles... extra safe, performa, tingle, ultra light, natural, pleasure max
Makes... Durex, Mates, pasante.
:shock: :shock: are we gonna have sex or are we just having a banquet ?? :shock: :shock:
how can you have a banquet without marmite flavoured ones
Have you tasted the marmite ones ????
